Hahaha! Thanks, but I can’t take the credit. I asked mods for a username change and I ended up with this@no-no your username makes me laugh! I have a dear ( heart) friend who refers to bald men as having " no-no'd" their heads. Sweet!
It's still there, I had to dig to find it but she's slow to delete tonight!Has she deleted the tweet about all her wonderful and Emin-giving friends deserting her in times of need? Can't find it. Was thinking it's a littttle close to home for her to be bullshitting about. If she doesn't knock all this on the head soon she really will have nothing and nobody left. Maybe this is sort of stuff is the most lucrative for her though?
Yep, that's why she's never gone for social housing and stuck to expensive private lets in nice areas. She's a middle class woman who briefly fell on hard times at the right time and got the opportunity to monetise it.I get the feeling Jack doesn't really like poor people. Like, maybe they're a bit... Common?
Yeah, this. I can sniff out a bad'un, it's what I call my ~spidey sense~, and it's never been wrong (sorry to be so Jack-style self-aggrandising but it's true). It just seems to take other people a while to catch up with it, and I've learned it's difficult to convince people until I have some sort of dossier. And even then!Oh god, it's such a relief to say this but I got a huge sense of bullshit all the way back to "Hunger Hurts". It just didn't add up at all and was so badly written and overwrought it actually made me laugh.
Functional enough to leg it off to Edinburgh and run for a burger, go shopping several times and have the most productive few days in months though eh Jackanory?
Yeah I was just coming to say this. She can’t delete a lot of these as they’re in a thread and that draws attention. Not that it matters. She’s done such a good job she could literally just tweet ‘Give me some money’ and they would.It's still there, I had to dig to find it but she's slow to delete tonight!
Wonderfully putFunctional enough to leg it off to Edinburgh and run for a burger, go shopping several times and have the most productive few days in months though eh Jackanory?
Oh sorry my mistake that wasn't you, you've been in bed for 22 hours a day the past few weeks haven't you, unable to face life and finding no joy in anything. All evidence of your very expensive jaunt deleted.
Go fuck yourself.
You could add Donal McIntyre and put the three of them in together....and they’d struggle. Still, at least there would beDon't get done, get Dom Littlewood.
Although I think maybe Ross Kemp would crack having to live with her too.
Good luck!!I'm in slow labour with a partner stuck abroad waiting for a Troop flight that's been cancelled three days in a row (fucking IDS loving RAF).
I'm so pleased that she's on one because, honestly, reading here is the only time I don't feel utterly consumed with anxiety. I really can't deal with looking at her Twitter, I think it might all seem even madder posted in segments on here because I don't seem to have any idea what is going on with her but y'all are just too funny
Thankyou
ETA: the illegal gif posting is my favourite. I like imagining your naughty faces as you decide to go for it.
Working. Flat. Out.
Do you have a mortgage? Oh do keep up!
https://giphy.com/I37q1XjGvAtjyETA: the illegal gif posting is my favourite. I like imagining your naughty faces as you decide to go for it.
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