Jack Monroe #558 I own a fridge! This is my cooker! Look at my rug! Look at my duvet!

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Jelly Bean

Jelly Bean

People-huv-tae-know said:
Regarding the kitten, she blow dried her because she washed her. She never said why but I surmised that either the kitten's bowels had opened at the point of death (very common in the deceased) or that guest had kept her in such a state of neglect that the poor baby was living in and covered in her own filth. Unfortunately,its also possible that Cooper did something horrific that resulted in Sophie's death and need for cleaning. And perhaps guest did not want SB or someone else to see. Prior to this, this vulnerable baby animal was kept in a large draughty bathroom alone overnight. When I have had sick or orphaned baby rabbits (I run a rabbit sanctuary so I specialise in the ones that are hard to rehome) it's either been veterinary hospitalisation or I've pulled an all nighters for nursing and OBs. And the patient is always kept warm, medicated regularly, hydrated and fed regularly. I think guest was a coward, didn't want to deliver basic cares and didn't want to see the kitten pass away. She knew it would, we warned her repeatedly and she was an avid reader of Tattle at the time. She claimed the kitten had had a fit in her arms and passed. I doubt that for a few reasons. She is disgusting.
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That's interesting re your thoughts on Cooper and Sophie kitten.

Spoilering as mithering about second kitten Mini. Who guest was 'just looking after for a friend' :rolleyes:

I've always been of the opinion Cooper did something to Mini. There are photos taken by guest of Mini looking absolutely terrified while Cooper lurks and glowers with his ears flattened back. Jack took no heed of all the warning signs that Cooper felt threatened and stressed. Then poor Mini wasn't mentioned again until the clearly risible rehoming farce. She's a terrible pet owner. I've got an elderly small angry dog and would love another pet but know he would hate it and life would be miserable for him, the other pet and me. Jack just loves the new shiney thing.
 
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RandomFishOils

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Tell me, who has ever told this talentless bleep that she can write? Her style is graceless, tedious and completely lacking in education. She is too stupid to use classical allusions correctly, constantly misuses words and phrases and needlessly adds piles of adjectives as if from a thesaurus. Her spelling and grammar has never progressed beyond primary school level. Yet who else would have the sheer chutzpah to write this?

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She is so utterly convinced of her own talent. A real life Adrian Mole. I would laugh, if only her complete inability to use an apostrophe (as so elegantly demonstrated here) didn’t fill me with boiling rage.
 
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Django

Django

Valiofthedolls said:
She’s been peddling that disgusting “can’t even open my own front door” lie for yearsView attachment 2654437
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Needless to say, she’s LYING and had no problem whatsoever opening her own front door at the height of THE POVERTYView attachment 2654467
OR at any time since, other than when she was loafing in bed so too lazy to get up.
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bleeping despicable disgusting fantasist grifting bleeping LIAR.
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But wait...guest loves the postman!
Valiofthedolls said:
She’s been peddling that disgusting “can’t even open my own front door” lie for yearsView attachment 2654437
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Needless to say, she’s LYING and had no problem whatsoever opening her own front door at the height of THE POVERTYView attachment 2654467
OR at any time since, other than when she was loafing in bed so too lazy to get up.
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And mere months after this one…View attachment 2654456
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bleeping despicable disgusting fantasist grifting bleeping LIAR.
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But wait...guest loves the postman.
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As I've said before, Jack's writing style reminds me of someone trying to sound clever without actually knowing what half of the words mean. Or, in recipes, trying to channel Nigella and failing badly because the words uses aren't in any way sexy.
 
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BeardyBap

BeardyBap

Django said:
But wait...guest loves the postman!

But wait...guest loves the postman.
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"Almost kissed the postman"... but he was three streets away by the time I'd extricated myself from my priest hole, disarmed the hallway boobytraps, and poked the morning mail with a long stick like Steve Irwin checking how aggressive a nest of snakes was.

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She lost me at "use long grain rice for risotto" 🤪
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It's beyond belief that this blog post admitting that she couldn't cook and knew nothing didn't stop her 'career' dead in its tracks. And she'd have you believe she's an "industry insider" 🤣🤣🤣
 
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moldwarp

RandomFishOils said:
Tell me, who has ever told this talentless bleep that she can write? Her style is graceless, tedious and completely lacking in education. She is too stupid to use classical allusions correctly, constantly misuses words and phrases and needlessly adds piles of adjectives as if from a thesaurus. Her spelling and grammar has never progressed beyond primary school level. Yet who else would have the sheer chutzpah to write this?

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She is so utterly convinced of her own talent. A real life Adrian Mole. I would laugh, if only her complete inability to use an apostrophe (as so elegantly demonstrated here) didn’t fill me with boiling rage.
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Yeah, she can't write. But her style (overblown, pompous, purple, overly influenced by pulp novels and misery memoirs) might be mistaken by someone else who can't write for the style of someone who CAN write.

So my theory is that at some point in her teens, someone who can't write told her that she can write. And she has clung tightly onto that ever since, just as she clings onto every single grudge, irritation or perceived slight from the moment she could talk right up until the present day.

And thank Goddess for that! Because in her fervent delusion of literary grandeur, she has given us such hilarious classics as Howling and Clawing on the Floor, Hunger Hurts like Scars that Never Heal, Twisting, Suppurating, and The Sword of Domocles. The thoughts of which never fail to cheer me on dull days.
 
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drusy

drusy

MavisBeacon said:
Just imaging a poor 5 ft tall pre-teenage trans girl wandering round Southend looking like auntie Pat
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Jack's hideous clothes need to be burnt when she's done with them, not inflicted on the innocent.
 
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moldwarp

VeniVidiVicki said:
For anyone who hasn’t seen this before, the now deleted post about her getting the DKL gig is worth a read. if you were ever in doubt that she is an egomaniac, all the evidence is here
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Some News That Is Good.

Hello! Just popping over here quickly to share what I hope will be some good news with you all – and lord only knows we need some of that right now! [deep breath] From Monday 13th April the B…
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I have a pedigree dog and a rescue cat. It took me about a year to find my dog breeder and she met us twice before she agreed to sell us a puppy. She rang every year for the first two to check we still wanted him or she would have taken him back.
Rescues carry out checks because they want a home that’s right for the animal. If your home isn’t right for a cat that goes out, consider an indoor cat. I’m aware this is an unpopular opinion but I’m with the rescues.
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Ah, so I see that Jack is now on the DFE (Delete bleeping Everything) stage of her cancellation. Which means it's irreversible at this stage.

I remember reading the Some News That Is Good post in real time and being toe-curlingly enraged at the arrogance and faux-humility / innocence of it, as if she hadn't bullied and tantrummed her way into a major TV slot.

It was most satisfying that she then went on to screw it up so publicly. That could have been the start of a proper media career; instead, it signalled the end of whatever career she really had. Everything since then has simply been flailing wildly.
 
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VeniVidiVicki

VeniVidiVicki

TurnedUpInTipp said:
Does anyone have a screenshot of the Facebook Make-Up group fecking her off out of it?
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They never kicked her out. They did tell her to shut up though
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I also came across this which I screenshotted for posterity. I didn’t bother before as there is no photo but see how many lies you can count.
I got to five lies.
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Lazarus

Lazarus

moldwarp said:
Yeah, she can't write. But her style (overblown, pompous, purple, overly influenced by pulp novels and misery memoirs) might be mistaken by someone else who can't write for the style of someone who CAN write.

So my theory is that at some point in her teens, someone who can't write told her that she can write. And she has clung tightly onto that ever since, just as she clings onto every single grudge, irritation or perceived slight from the moment she could talk right up until the present day.

And thank Goddess for that! Because in her fervent delusion of literary grandeur, she has given us such hilarious classics as Howling and Clawing on the Floor, Hunger Hurts like Scars that Never Heal, Twisting, Suppurating, and The Sword of Domocles. The thoughts of which never fail to cheer me on dull days.
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Lest we forget that well known psephologist, Courtney Love.
 
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VielleFemme

VielleFemme

VeniVidiVicki said:
They never kicked her out. They did tell her to shut up though View attachment 2655782

I also came across this which I screenshotted for posterity. I didn’t bother before as there is no photo but see how many lies you can count.
I got to five lies.
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I note there that Dr Dr "I've never drunk gin in my life" is planning to "have a gin and go to bed".

Why does she tell such stupid, stupid lies all the time?
 
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GazpachoPolice

GazpachoPolice

VeniVidiVicki said:
For anyone who hasn’t seen this before, the now deleted post about her getting the DKL gig is worth a read. if you were ever in doubt that she is an egomaniac, all the evidence is here
web.archive.org

Some News That Is Good.

Hello! Just popping over here quickly to share what I hope will be some good news with you all – and lord only knows we need some of that right now! [deep breath] From Monday 13th April the B…
web.archive.org web.archive.org

I have a pedigree dog and a rescue cat. It took me about a year to find my dog breeder and she met us twice before she agreed to sell us a puppy. She rang every year for the first two to check we still wanted him or she would have taken him back.
Rescues carry out checks because they want a home that’s right for the animal. If your home isn’t right for a cat that goes out, consider an indoor cat. I’m aware this is an unpopular opinion but I’m with the rescues.
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And yet another photo of guest with her shoes on the counter top of her kitchen. Vomit inducing.
 
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