Jack Monroe #558 I own a fridge! This is my cooker! Look at my rug! Look at my duvet!

[Soup or Noodle]

With the extremely expensive Dyson hairdryer LJC had bought her, but it was after she LEFT and Jack said something along the lines of 'I've finally found a use for that hairdryer you bought me.' bleep.

She is a bleeping sociopath*.

I truly hope she never gets another paying media/speaking gig or book deal, and has to actually work for a living. I also hope her landlady kicks her out. She needs someone to give her a good shake. She has had so many opportunities in life, yet she's still a lying workshy scrounger.

*Not an actual diagnosis as I have no medical qualifications.

 

[CabalofBolorneaise]

Waiiiiiit. What's happened in Blackpool? Are all seaside towns now interchangeable?
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I've just spent months spaying them all so no ta!!!
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Shout out to Sarfenders... We need

Not sure I can take much more of this pet abuse stuff. How is it these slebs get away with so much badness???

The tower was reported widely as on fire except it turned out to just be an orange net flapping in the wind, and someone was arrested officially for “breach of peace” but according to local gossip for causing panic on scene by saying it was a fire which is a tad bit harsh given the fire brigade thought it was a fire and had posted to that effect until the Popo flew their scally copter (thank you Liverpool frauen for that term) over and told them it wasn’t.

Which all sounds like a load of Jack lies but is true (the local gossip about the reason for the arrest may not be accurate, it was probably a drunk twit being a drunk twit because Blackpool).

 

[StewPots]

"It'll be hosted by ME. And Matt Tebbutt"

Absolutely hilarious that she clearly saw herself as the main presenter and Mr Forearms as her support act, when we all know how the show was actually structured.

LJC

Hmmm the lofty heights of “fame” are more like a vomited kebab on a back alley pavement now aren’t they, Jack?

Ahh well. How sad. Nevermind.

 

[Livia Fantasy]

*Not an actual diagnosis as I have no medical qualifications.

We can make you a Doctor Doctor if you like

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

Spoiler: Distressing re kitten

Regarding the kitten, she blow dried her because she washed her. She never said why but I surmised that either the kitten's bowels had opened at the point of death (very common in the deceased) or that guest had kept her in such a state of neglect that the poor baby was living in and covered in her own filth. Unfortunately,its also possible that Cooper did something horrific that resulted in Sophie's death and need for cleaning. And perhaps guest did not want SB or someone else to see. Prior to this, this vulnerable baby animal was kept in a large draughty bathroom alone overnight. When I have had sick or orphaned baby rabbits (I run a rabbit sanctuary so I specialise in the ones that are hard to rehome) it's either been veterinary hospitalisation or I've pulled an all nighters for nursing and OBs. And the patient is always kept warm, medicated regularly, hydrated and fed regularly. I think guest was a coward, didn't want to deliver basic cares and didn't want to see the kitten pass away. She knew it would, we warned her repeatedly and she was an avid reader of Tattle at the time. She claimed the kitten had had a fit in her arms and passed. I doubt that for a few reasons. She is disgusting.

 

[CabalofBolorneaise]

QMLAN but I’ve looked and can’t find it without getting myself very upset at what was going on so I’ve stopped. How you lot got through that in real time is beyond me. Horrific.

I think that’s why most of us feel so strongly about it and about the people in her RL who stood by and let it happen. There was nothing we as ninnies could do but I can’t imagine knowing my daughter/friend/son’s mother etc was doing that and not being like “that’s enough, this has to end now”. And I find it really hard to believe that they weren’t aware - even if they didn’t see every one of her many posts across at least three forms of social media (Insta, Twitter, YouTube) even one or two would be enough… and given she broke her normal ploy of never tweeting and instaing the same thing I’d be really genuinely surprised if the same stuff didn’t feature heavily on whatever private socials she had for the family.

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

I think that’s why most of us feel so strongly about it and about the people in her RL who stood by and let it happen. There was nothing we as ninnies could do but I can’t imagine knowing my daughter/friend/son’s mother etc was doing that and not being like “that’s enough, this has to end now”. And I find it really hard to believe that they weren’t aware - even if they didn’t see every one of her many posts across at least three forms of social media (Insta, Twitter, YouTube) even one or two would be enough… and given she broke her normal ploy of never tweeting and instaing the same thing I’d be really genuinely surprised if the same stuff didn’t feature heavily on whatever private socials she had for the family.

We were pleading with her to help the kitten, she was constantly reading tattle back then, she knew what to do and she didn't. It was downright cruel.

 

[Soup or Noodle]

We can make you a Doctor Doctor if you like

Oh go on then

 

[hiyaaaacath]

And she was tit at it.

I especially lol at the bit where she claims to have “imposter syndrome” guest mate, no. It’s not a syndrome, you are indeed an imposter. In fact, what’s the name for the syndrome when one pretends to pretend to have imposter syndrome but is in fact actually inept so actually an imposter?

It’s like that bit on gimme, gimme, gimme when Linda LaHughes is diagnosed with reverse body dysmorphia.

 

[StewPots]

And yet the media kept platforming her too in amongst all the animal cruelty and that bleeping chore chart

No doubt enabled all the way along by LJC and Leggy and her pals at the Guardian. Sorry but if someone like that twit Farage or Piers Morgan had done this to an animal or child well…they’d receive the appropriate reaction and cancellation - quite bleeping right as well. Yet Jack?

“Oh have a TV slot Jack”
“Have another column Jack”
“Move in with me Jack”

Enraging. Katie Price is another one like it, although her appearances are at the gutter end of the press. Same cheeks of the same arse though on that score. Another one who manipulates and uses kids/animals/ whoever she can to get what she wants.

Seems everyone across the whole media spectrum is A-okay with animal and child cruelty, when it comes to getting publicity or showing off their socialist credentials.

 

[kachoochoo]

it seems jack's had kai the time traveller in her neck of the woods today (the houses look just like her neighbourhood )

 

[griftalo]

it seems jack's had kai the time traveller in her neck of the woods today (the houses look just like her neighbourhood )

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I don’t know who that is, or where Jack lives! I know I know, I’m the only one left lol. Who is Kai the time traveler?

 

[MurielSnark]

I don’t know who that is, or where Jack lives! I know I know, I’m the only one left lol. Who is Kai the time traveler?

Don't know why he's a time traveler but he is deffo a Strictly pro dancer

 

[kachoochoo]

terribly sorry for confusion everyone

yes, kai is a strictly pro. we make jokes about him being a time traveller because he kinda looks like he's about 45, but is in fact 28 years old and just kinda looks old timey

 

[griftalo]

terribly sorry for confusion everyone

yes, kai is a strictly pro. we make jokes about him being a time traveller because he kinda looks like he's about 45, but is in fact 28 years old and just kinda looks old timey

Bless him. Yeah I think he has the opposite to me lol

 

[Tabitha D]

terribly sorry for confusion everyone

yes, kai is a strictly pro. we make jokes about him being a time traveller because he kinda looks like he's about 45, but is in fact 28 years old and just kinda looks old timey

I think he just has a sort of “vintage” face, like he’s from the 1930’s or something.

 

[griftalo]

I think he just has a sort of “vintage” face, like he’s from the 1930’s or something.

I know what you mean. There’s a kid on Corrie with an old fashioned face.

 

[nothanksbabes]

He does have an old timey face doesn't he. In a nice way though. It's that big jaw and the crinkly smiley eyes.

 

[HotesTilaire]

@YerDa i can’t recall where the triangulation was but it was much later than the actual kitten incident, possibly a year or more. I think someone saw his FB post, and just reported back as we don’t post his details here coz he’s not Jack and doesn’t have 10k followers

 

[Blurp]

Spoiler: emetophobes, WARNED

That fish pie looks like she already ate it and brought it back up again.

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The carrots aren't diced.