I did a double take walking past Roisin from Gogglebox on Buchanan Street in Glasgow the other day. Who goes on the telly every Friday night. And is genuinely entertaining. Just saying
You know, big cartel shops are only free if you have five products or fewer listed. guest is spending at least $120 a year maintaining that websiteLingreenie by Jack Monroe! View attachment 2654073View attachment 2654066Underwhelmed, by Eamonn Holmes
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"People saying my hands are dirty are racist cuz my dad's GREEK and this is totes comparable to what Black people go through"
No, your hands and nails are filthy and that's relevant because you prepare food, we'd be saying the same about That Man! or Sir Matt or Fingers Kerridge if they had dirty hands while cooking
Yeah that’s about what I was thinking. Nice for a wholly unearned sum but a small enough figure that it’s not worth chasing because the time taken and lawyers to argue over it would soon add up to close to it never mind the hassle if Jack decided to attempt to deliver so it’s easier and potentially cheaper to just go “it’s fine Jack, let’s leave it here.”.Guest's book advance for the me-me-moir: there was some discussion about advances a couple of years ago on Twitter, highlighting (amongst other things) the gender gap. Matt Haig listed the history of all his advances: by the time of his then most recent book he was picking up an advance like 5 numbers and the bonus ball on a Saturday night. Many other writers who disclosed theirs were getting a relative pittance.
With her poor sales history and subterranean public profile, surely no more than a few thousand? Still a nice (and wholly unearned) windfall, but I bet she'd prefer the bragging rights of having the book in the shops...
How come she could brush and style her hair for Mrs Gloss but not for her literal court appearance that she knew would be papped??It’s hilarious the way she thinks nobody else exists outside one single forum/platform, so none of those Mrs Gloss peeps have access to tv and THE NEWSPAPER.
Jack Monroe, Mrs Gloss 7 March 2017
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Jack Monroe IRL and plastered all over the media, 10 March 2017View attachment 2653980View attachment 2653979
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What is going on with that cord? Why is it draped across the light fixture? Why has she put a flower crown on that fucking rabbit lamp?
Been out & about this morning.
Thought I'd have a quick look in The Works for Grifty kitchen in the wild.
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Is that Christmas tree gloves? i'd wear themBeen out & about this morning.
Thought I'd have a quick look in The Works for Grifty kitchen in the wild.
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I was so taken by those I couldn’t even see the book and am tempted to rush to my local branch to see if they have themIs that Christmas tree gloves? i'd wear them
Is that Christmas tree gloves? i'd wear them
Dearheart ninnies it says festive tie, stand down (or get more excited depending on your proclivities)I was so taken by those I couldn’t even see the book and am tempted to rush to my local branch to see if they have them
The moleskin with the painstakingly, peripatetically handwritten passwords has been unearthedWell, well, I had a browse in Mrs Gloss and looks like guest has DIRTY DELETED her posts!
It looks like she’s squeezing a spotWhy does it look like pressing down on “A“ makes the jam(?) come flying out of “B”?
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She is soooo gross!!! The use of “throw this up” and then immediately referring to feeling “violently ill” took me so long to parse, and definitely isn’t the right language to use when you’re a FOOD WRITER trying to show off a cake you’ve made. Not to mention the references to people going in and out of her fanny! I’m surprised she didn’t relate the ‘tuppence lemon drops” back to her fanny and all.Questions 1 and 2, it’s not her first (repulsive) rodeo. Her publishers have enabled her all the way.
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And anyway, it’s just BASIC BIOLOGY
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Operation Clean Slate continues apace. We see you, guest. Close your Patreon, you lying grifter.Well, well, I had a browse in Mrs Gloss and looks like guest has DIRTY DELETED her posts!
This has all got to be leading up to something. I can't wait to find out what.Operation Clean Slate continues apace. We see you, guest. Close your Patreon, you lying grifter.
That's a full week's worth of shopping for three people including a burly labourer.Can't find the bloody comment to quote it but it looks like Jack is holding a bigger version of this. Revolution palettes are actually pretty cheap as far as these things go:
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This is spot on. Oh, the bits my scattered family put together and pulled apart about our pet narc’s narrative-controlling attempts when we recently met up at a wake. We are now making constructive use of WhatsApp as a tattle lite to stop it from happening again.Agree but in my experience a lot of narcs and emotional manipulators are like this. The one main narc in my life never failed to be astonished and outraged that I had information about them which they hadn't carefully packaged and filtered for me - they couldn't believe that I would dare to, ya know, have conversations with other members of my family without their permission.
Narcs get very upset when the flies in their web dare to talk to each other and exchange info, they want to be the ones controlling the flow of info at all times. It's the only way they can keep their lies and manipulations going. We can see this trait clearly in Jack from the amount of time she used to spend on Twitter in the replies, blocking, deleting, socking, pile on-ing and generally desperately seeking to control the flow of info to how she wanted it.
LJC PLEASE NO.Happy belated Christmas everyone, 2024 will be a good year, the fiction that is Jack Monroe will finally be over, the empress will e seen to have no clothes
If we’re on a jam kick I recommend St Dalfours! A nice amount of fruit, less sugar than usual and the jars are good for herbs and spices! Those piddling little jars don’t do it for me, my food needs a lot of help to be edibleThat's good to know. I don't often buy jam either, as only eat it occasionally and have so many raspberries and blackcurrants on my allotment I usually have to make some jam to use them up, but I do quite like a marmalade cake and can't always be arsed making marmalade.
Disclaimer: I'm not salty allotment Carly Burd
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