Jack Monroe #558 I own a fridge! This is my cooker! Look at my rug! Look at my duvet!

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rage naan

In so many of her " help me choose a makeup" selfies, she's already wearing about 3lb of slap
 
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RUOTAY

Fell down a Gloss hole and found things that I'm sure you've all seen before, but were a brand new experience for my eyes.



Also ashamed to say that I also found a complimentary comment I'd made on one of Jack's posts, to which she'd replied in thanks. I think enough time has passed that I can forgive myself.

When we know better, we do better.

Unless we're Jack Monroe.
 
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Mr Krabs

Went looking for a Jack photo and noticed the shit shop is still up. Including the photos of vaguely threatening rusty knives.

I think she’s forgotten about it though as you can’t get a signed copy of Grifty.

Set of 10 Assorted Postcards

A good mix of 10 postcards selected at random from Jack's collection - with approximately 30 different postcards available and a minimum of 4...
jackmonroe.bigcartel.com
 
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Valiofthedolls

MurielSnark said:
With Twitter, Facebook and Insta all deleted or locked down, where is she currently getting the attention she craves?
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@Lucy Aeroplane alluded to it, but no doubt from people she’s glommed onto in real life. Cannot even imagine the hell she’s putting them through.

Plus, unless she’s had her phones/tablets/laptops/Primitive Nokias blown up on the MOD beach, no way she isn’t scampering and scurrying winsomely across internet forums (forae?) posting about her Cotswold “hauls” and other nonsensical aspirational shite for claps and cheers. She couldn’t resist it as a Pov Campaigner, so would imagine she could go all in now as user P. Umble.

Just would be tricky for her not to announce the showoff posts of all four hundred ostentatious Christmas tree birds and gold sprayed eel trifle as being from “I, CELEBRITY JACK MONROE!”
 
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MurielSnark

This is what I'm wondering, though. She can't risk being Jack Monroe on any socials so if she's there, it's under another name. And being anonymous can't be anywhere near as intoxicating as she won't be able to get attention for selfies or all her amazing work and achievements. And, certainly, playing around online under another name isn't going to lead to more job opportunities to appear at festivals or publish any more of her brain musings.

I would imagine that even AA would be too dull for her without all the constant parallel public admiration she was used to receiving from Twitter. And even if she has found someone local to leach from, it also wouldn't be nearly as stimulating as her glory days as the poverty media darling.

Given her behavioural profile.where else could she be getting her fix for uncritical and admiring attention?
 
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I'm not actually here

Valiofthedolls said:
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Yes, a flower crown. A flower crown and a clipboard.
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I don't know eff all about fashion, but surely anybody with peacock eyes can see that outfit is all wrong for her body shape?
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Do those weird chat channels still exist on Teletext?!!
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Why the fuck has she got a fried egg sweet on her face? Gimme CONTEXT!!
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bet she's got a shrimp on the other side of her fizzog.
 
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rage naan



Holy shit she's wearing the boots isn't she. I knew they weren't just for photos. Imagine cooking with one of those spoons after it had shared a space with those grubby plates

 
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hoopdedoo

Valiofthedolls said:
Shit a brick, the nonsensical turd polishing tit. “Rave Kitchen” Mrs Gloss version
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Rave Kitchen, actual. Aka Final Destination: Death by Misadventure/Big Chocco Daddy’s Aneurysm
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I know logic is pointless in guestworld, but honestly, is there a legitimate reason for hanging a cheese grater and whisks off the ceiling? Unless you never actually use them, ahem, ahem.
 
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Captainmouse

Is this the first sighting of inexplicable egg?
 
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Sheeeet

Apologies if this is a repost, but it seems maybe there WAS another book in her after all!

 
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Hunsgraveyard

Whoever the poor fucker is, I pity them. I'll not lie, it delights me to think of guest being robbed of her narc supply because she's effectively in hiding, and what that must be doing to the scamming little toad, but I know narcs like her will latch onto someone else. Sadly, this could now be a real life person.
 
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Valiofthedolls

It’s hilarious the way she thinks nobody else exists outside one single forum/platform, so none of those Mrs Gloss peeps have access to tv and THE NEWSPAPER.

Jack Monroe, Mrs Gloss 7 March 2017


Jack Monroe IRL and plastered all over the media, 10 March 2017
 
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fishyfishfish

For me the gloss/pov jack era encapsulates the grift perfectly. You cannot argue with the timeline (which ran concurrently) of "I'm the poorest gal in the land" and "I just bought 500 lipsticks". I do think stunts like this gave her more confidence for later grifting, because she wasn't (publicly) caught out at the time.
 
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