Jack Monroe #553 Fairytale of No Pork

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Valiofthedolls

Seaford Haggington said:
All of your food is brown
And your skin is grey
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She went on TV like that! No fucking way was she living her best clean and sober life last year.

See also: @Marmalade Atkins GLORIOUS nice collages… Couldn’t even be arsed to have a shower, get the day before’s makeup off her face, wash her hair or put on clothes that even just looked clean to go on national tv- including to go on national tv and handle slop food in an opportunity for which she’d been waiting SEVEN YEARS.
 
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glubby

I'm not actually here said:
BIB it must have been a fucking deep puddle she found that in if it is hers cos it is waaaaaay too clean. I have nightmares about opening her fridge door and seeing what alien lifeforms are resident within.
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Oh yeah, how silly of me for forgetting! Jack’s actual fridge probably resembles Ed Gein’s, what with all the mysterious jars of fluids, goat legs, bollock sausages, pig heads, eels waiting since last Christmas, etc.
 
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I'm not actually here

glubby said:
Oh yeah, how silly of me for forgetting! Jack’s actual fridge probably resembles Ed Gein’s, what with all the mysterious jars of fluids, goat legs, bollock sausages, pig heads, eels waiting since last Christmas, etc.
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I am NOT fucking searching for Ed Gein. Frauen have caught me out before. So, nuh. Whatever, whoever it is, I shall remain innocent..this time.
 
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streby

I'm still skeptical that Jack, who had no knowledge of any craft prior to setting up this little "foundation" (see the awful "dress" that's just a vest with IKEA fabric and a ribbon sewn to it very badly) somehow within a matter of weeks was rolling in profit to the point where she could quit another job and still have enough to donate to charity (or at least she claimed to) when everyone who's ever done any sort of craft as a hobby knows that even just meeting your costs is usually extremely difficult. People are always telling you "oh you could sell that!" but they think you'd profit if you sold a hand-knitted jumper for £10, that being the most they'd be willing to pay for your work.

So I don't believe this story for a second. Not (just) because the items we saw were low-quality but because it's a popular side-hustle so there's a lot of competition and some of those competitors are just dropshipping similar items from Ali Express for £2 a pop.
 
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rage naan

Wait so she was moving into a gallery space that week and it was also still at concept stage? She's the kid with the toy phone going "buy, sell, business, business, coffee please, pens"

The spreadsheet thing, all I can think of is
 
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corneliahosendove

The fridge story is pure bollocks isn't it? Aside from all the reasons already noted it's just not Jacks style. More like her to post a photo of the mini bar fridge stuffed with booze & have a melt down a la mince pies, accusing the tagged hotel of threatening her sobriety.
 
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Hollaaa

rage naan said:
She's the kid with the toy phone going "buy, sell, business, business, coffee please, pens"
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She's all the worst people in The Apprentice, including Alan Sugar and Donald Trump, rolled into one.
 
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