You really have to question the decision to have her make that speech to people who EARNED their (insert academic award). What were they thinking? I’d have heckled her and I’m not one to shout and upset the status quo, but “what the duck?!!” wouldn’t have been contained.
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I thought the song came out in 2006 and she got the doctorate in 2015? But happy to be corrected if wrong, I’m not guest
All my sympathies. I'm so so sorry for your loss.
I mean, we've seen evidence of this. They're usually presented in bowls being cupped by a pair of filthy hands.
I blame social media for the amount of Main Characters we have now. It's as though people are performing their lives rather than living them. A plate of food is put in front of them and the phone immediately comes out to post it. Photos are no longer for remembering a great day with friends but for peacocking your fabulous life where you're having all of the fun. I'm convinced certain events are only for social media like these godawful gender reveals that are suddenly a thing. All for those ego stroking likes. So many people aren’t present in their own lives anymore, they're just recording them. At a concert that artist they love is right in front of them and they're still looking at them through a screen to post their clips later.
The dopamine hits and validation is the real addiction someone like Jack has. You can curate an online life that bears no relation to your real one as she's done for a decade with her bae caught me sleeping/tangle of limbs/SB insisted on taking this pic/fake anecdotes.
I've wondered whether we're doing something similar to SM on here but I don't think we are. We're anon, we don't know each others names or faces and the posts aren't even about us let alone about show boating the life we want people to see.
Is it too early for a THREAD TITLE NOMINATION?
her saintly heavily tattooed butch hands once fondled these very flaps
She likes high heels and higher hemlines, except when it's time for the call handlers' passing out parade, then it's all about the humiliating trousers.
Foxy V... this this this!!!!!
My family had the egg cups from this range when I was growing up
Has given me a bit of a Proustian (goostian?) rushEspecially as 95% of that 103 pounds (approx) has got to be retained constipation excrement because of all the Tramadol she's constantly consuming (by her own account).
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Oh Gawd! I can't unseemly this now!
What an innocent I
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, MR. POTATO HEAD!
I googled “high heels and even higher hemlines” and you couldn’t make this up. From Harpers Bazaar 2014
Who is this bloke?
Jack's?
Here’s another one. A phrase that absolutely perfectly describes WAGS and Guest.
"Beany Pie" is still a staple faveYou have just reminded me of the truly wonderful “Get Stuffed” - a lot of it was dire but goodness me there were some bangers every now and again
in my and my children's houses!
You need to see the caption that went with it if anyone has it handy?
She once live-tweeted them
Anyone remember when she assumed Naga Munchetty’s name meant hot like a naga chilli
that ticked me. Fkin idiot.
It’s so disappointing when you meet someone new in real life who you really like and then you discover they are very active on social media. Social media has changed my opinion of so many people.
Probably someone whose wife/partner she was trying to rile.
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