Jack Monroe #54 Thank you so Matt much, Matt

[FrumpyCat]

On a different subject, I was in Sainsburys and say that Leon's had their own range of sauces. I did some sniggering at the thought of a JM line of ready meals.

Courgette smoothie with fat cloves of garlic
Fishpaste pasta with soggy lettuce pesto
Grated corned beef surprise
Mashed oven chips with rinsed bean and tinned peach sauce

And plenty of black pepper.

 

[MooBelle]

@Alansbigplate Alan, they’re all up in your niche!View attachment 195898View attachment 195899

You were/are a poor little street urchin who is the poorest person who ever lived.

But the American Ambassador invited you to the embassy and National Treasue Sue Perkins was pouring you drinks (even though this has NEVER been mentioned before by either yourself, Sue Perkins or anyone from the American embassy.

Sure Jan....

 

[Icing _on_ the_cake]

In all likelihood she was approached by a small number of people (radio not TV because we all know Jack on TV equals THE BAD TIMES) given her previous history and what she is most known for.

The idea that she had producers literally beating down her door (stood next to the baliffs?) is quite frankly bollocks

Maybe Edinburgh Live will want to interview her?

 

[busylass]

She WROTE THE BOOK people. God she's wetting herself. She can't believe this has been thrown in her lap. Cos lets face it, JM does not create anything worthy herself, just on the coattails of other people. She's now furiously sifting through Word documents frantically trying to find relevant out of date articles she can rehash rinse.

She really can't help herself can she...

#55 - Government Adviser / Fact Reviser

What about Government Adviser / Fact Reviser Rinser

 

[LennyBriscoe]

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Yikes she’d better have receipts for this.

 

[Breakdance Badass]

So my husband works with an utter bellend a la Monroe. All the guys hate him due to his exaggerated ridiculous stories. One day one of his colleagues got this out his pocket and started spraying........ anyone fancy a trip to Southend to spray round the crappy bungalow?

 

[colouredlines]

Jack's website cracks me up. I can't get into the menu to access her content because it's covered by an ad (Android, Chrome, for the triangulators among us). Kind of sums her up, no?

ETA: Tried to follow the link to Hunger Hurts from her Tweet, got a 404 error. Has she taken it down to remove the Omega from history?

 

[Toffee finger]

So my husband works with an utter bellend a la Monroe. All the guys hate him due to his exaggerated ridiculous stories. One day one of his colleagues got this out his pocket and started spraying........ anyone fancy a trip to Southend to spray round the crappy bungalow?
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Seeing as I’m only 5 minutes away

 

[Alansbigplate]

@Alansbigplate Alan, they’re all up in your niche!View attachment 195898View attachment 195899

Needless to say Jack had the last laugh

 

[moldwarp]

Her tweets tonight are...something else. My eyebrows have shot up so far they’re on the ceiling. Could anyone BE more self aggrandising? Let’s not forget what sparked all this off was a report about food poverty. THAT issue is what Jack should be centring in her sm tonight, if she really cared. But instead we’ve gone from claims she played a pivotal role in the report to boasts about her forthcoming book, bullying people on twitter and boasting that Jarvis Cocker is a fan. It’s....unbelievable. Unbelievable that anyone can be like this!

Interesting fact about A R-M. She was apparently going to stand for MP in 2015 and Cameron wanted her to change her name to Nancy Mogg to be more “common people” I guess. A R-M point blank refused. I have respect for that, she may be Uber posh and privileged but at least she owns it and doesn’t want to pretend to be someone she’s not. Unlike some people...

ETA does anyone know if she did R4 today as she said she would or was featured in any other media?

 

[Alansbigplate]

Needless to say, I had the last laugh.

Snap x

 

[MooBelle]

Is now a good time to say I enjoy watching his train programmes? At least he has a tv show eh Jack

The Portillo train programmes are very comfy telly.

I'm sorry. Can't actually believe I admitted that in public. I'm as Labour/left as they come but by christ St Jackie has got me defending the toriest of Tories today. God help us all...

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I thought you’d deleted the app? Oh ffs the people falling for this bullshit are doing my head in.

Anymore from you Stephen and I will never watch Call the Midwife again...

 

[LennyBriscoe]

How is it possible to be *this* full of yourself?

That would be an hour of your life you would’ve get back...

 

[Bellllls]

Jack on Twitter, today.

 

[bananasplit88]

Are we absolutely sure there isn’t a full moon?

 

[moldwarp]

Oh and Jack, if you, a celebrity with a comfortable life, still can’t answer the door 10 years after being poverty, the problem is within YOU and you need trauma therapy. Constantly rehashing it on twitter is bad for you and for your followers.

 

[acca00]

does anyone know if she did R4 today as she said she would or was featured in any other media?

No, but Miguel Barclay did. She's so over!!!

 

[MooBelle]

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Is this some sort of official name dropping night on Twitter that I've never heard of?

 

[Breakdance Badass]

Seeing as I’m only 5 minutes away

You’re a good one @Toffee finger just watch she doesn’t kick you in the shins!

 

[Captainmouse]

Jack Monroe - A Load Of Bobbins.

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