Why does she say she’s “very busy all of a sudden” when she said before that she was working 20-hour days, 7 days a week and hadn’t had a holiday in 7 years?Please can we add to the intro thread that her record for staying off Twitter since these threads started is 114 hours and 47 minutes.
I think I’ve calculated that correctly. Here’s the start and end of her hiatus.
Like in AA Jackie, your Twitter clock is back at zero days not tweeting.
Agreed, thank you guys you are angels!!God bless our Chief Librarians @Marmalade Atkins & @Silver Linings God knows how many outbursts like this went under the radar pre Tattle. We will never know the full extent of her whoppers but I reckon it's pretty colossal.
This is just it. I've had tough times too and so have a lot of other folk on here. And yet there is all this warmth, humour, wit, kindness etc. I laugh at least once a day reading this thread and not at my own jokesFFS I had a time where I left a great flat because we kept finding wraps of coke on the communal stairs and a very elderly man with some abuse history was grooming my SB. We lived in a tiny flat and had no oven, we had a combi microwave which eventually blew up, a Breville Country Kitchen cast iron frying pan which you could bake a cake in and roast a chicken (it's wicked!) and a mini George Forman grill. We ate well, I couldn't look any of these appliances in the eye after 10 months of this and googled ovens galore to buy a 10 year old dual fuel delight which is humming away in the background right now. I have never owned a new sofa, sideboard or car of any age. I am very happy in my life, I don't get how angry she is about everyone and thing.
Jack Monroe - A Load Of Bobbins.I’d be game for that unfortunately it will never get through the lawyers the amount of bobbins she talks. It’ll never get published. If people thought they had a long wait for the kickstarter.
To be fair Jack your entire book would be comprised of a multitude of people telling you it's best you don't return.If they let her finish the song and said it’s best she didn’t return that’s not exactly kicking her out.
I'll be Ouchy Mouth Jack. Lady Doctor-approved red lipstick and a chunky necklace covered in my own saliva.Frauen, if it’s a memoir we’ll have to queue up outside Waterstones dressed up like different era Jacks, like the HP fans back in the day. I will come as a giant 50% cat.
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Oh please don’t reply, Sue. Also, i’m sure her lawyer would have gone through stuff first, as if you’re just plonked down.
Sorry Fraus, manic day at work so am now 20 pages behind, attempting my second Grunka of the day so apologies if any of my posts are repeats or already answered!!And only she knows and nobody can forget that
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Ok, I’ve been out for the day and come back to 28 pages. I’ll level with you; I’m scared!Congratulations to the eminent @Brian Butterfield on the thread title! Winner with 46 reactions at last count
Thread recap for #53:
Jack Monroe is still on her self-imposed social media break. She has been silent, but it appears that when her eye is caught by something on Twitter, she ‘likes’ it. Nigella got noticed.
Her name was associated with Jamie Oliver again on Twitter (briefly), which she must have appreciated.
Some of the fraus found some absolute corkers in old videos and shared them on the the thread. The cabal reminisced fondly about the highs of Daily Kitchen Live, and some listed their favourite moments of those wonderful two weeks.
@JoyceDivision went on the ride of her life and experienced thread #31 for herself (the rest of us are still recovering).
Some screenshot / photoshop fun ensued. Lungs were laughed up and husbands were woken. It’s what Viv would have wanted.
Lord save us
Because her whole schtick is that poor people know nothing so St Jack of Monroe has to come and save all of the poor peopleHow can she not understand how fucking offensive this is? Jesus Christ. They want her to move in and take over the cooking?? What a piece of shit. So, from what I can understand here she's saying that people in poverty are incapable of cooking properly and that's why they're in trouble? The benefit would be her help in the kitchen??? I feel quite sick.
Also all of this just perfectly illustrates her privilege? She has a load of wanky media mates guffawing around her, encouraging her & trying to get her booked and busy. IMAGINE the fall out if Marcus Rashford so much as dared to mention the Ivy? Much less all of this Common people carry on? He'd have the alt right Twitter death squad on his back in seconds & absolutely assassinated by the press. Funnily, the carry on JM pretends she's facing...Isn’t the piano bar at The Ivy in the private members area upstairs? (I’m fancy). She’s such a common people cock! Also, remember how poverty took away her voice, like Ursula/Ariel, she couldn’t sing after 2012 because she’d been skint and so... whatever way she reasoned it. That was the spiel before the horror YouTube nasal-ing. Now she’s belting out ‘Common People’ whilst being a POVERTY CAMPAIGNER at the private members area of one of the most exclusive eateries in central London?? Is she... is she actually trolling herself??
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