ChocolateMuffin
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They're her protection cufflinksComic sans puts the rage in my naan, or brings it out, or something. It's so unnecessary
They're her protection cufflinksComic sans puts the rage in my naan, or brings it out, or something. It's so unnecessary
Poor little Jacksie Crewe, tormented by evil headmistress Miss MinchinSometimes I wonder if Jack is somehow from the Victorian era, between this and the SHOCKING EDGINESS of trousers and short hair on a woman, and the weird miserly soap-boiling behaviours.
https://tattle.life/threads/jack-mo...critical-area-of-our-life.40154/post-15798784 Valiofthedolls posted a link to the bit in her post a couple of pages back.Seeing as the Fraus are in a kindly way, could someone explain Terrible to me please? I've hunted high and low for splains but can't find diddle. 🥹
I can hear the ad now, just prefix your tagline withI can see the tagline now:
This glorious conglomeration (sic) will have you radiating good health and back on your feet in no time.
No sign so farHas guest joined threads? I cba to set it up.
I laughed at this because woman on the right looks like oh nooo you put me next to her??!!Where I workthere's always piles of the local listings magazines and we use them for keeping surfaces clean etc
The current pile I've been using is from a year ago so it's got all the festival content, and every time I get to this page I get cross, but then I use the page and forget about it, but then a few pages later is this page, and I get cross all over again. Rinse & repeat, like a sad baked bean
ETA this close up.of the caption grrrr![]()
He certainly was - as camp as boy Scouts Jamboree! (Are we still allowed to say that?)The Skeleton reminded me of the Skeleton from SuperTed. When I googled him, this came up. Who knew?
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Naw man sometimes a mindless puff bit of a book it just what we need. I read The Take by Martina Cole in a really hard time in my life and as shite as Coles writing is, the book gave me the mental check out I needed to get me through it.And Leggy doesn't have paper bits and other fire hazards stuck on or around her stove. So Jack, in out-Leggy-ing Leggy, Jack is showing her complete lack of kitchen knowledge.
Inexplicable and incomprehensible word salad.
Magnificent. I can't await for the greatest (s) hits albumI've taken time out of my 100 hour work week to bring you some electroslop about one of my favourite past chaoses. You may need to adjust your volume, it sounded totes fine when I mixed it but when I imported it into the video it blasted out at about 344 decibels. Go well pals
Sorry, I tried to spoiler this post, with proper headlines etc. Apologies peeps.
Ruby Tandoh has just published her magnificent guide to ice cream in London on the Vittles substack. It's a real labour of love.
You can read the first of FOUR parts here without a subscription:
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Beyond Gelato: A guide to London ice cream
The Vittles Ice Cream Project, by Ruby Tandohvittles.substack.com
EDIT: On London-based food critics:
(*---***** = Tattle's version of the Michelin star ranking method)
- Jay Rayner** -- annoying, smug nepo baby, lefty chauvinist, with Monroe-esque thin skin & tendency to snark, to be avoided at parties
- Grace Dent***** -- best for a late-nite gossip sesh, after the punters have gone and the staff take over the dining room for drinks and a spliff
- Jimmy Famurewa**** -- too cool for school guy, probably lovely but seems too multi-talented not to be intimidating at the book signing (https://www.waterstones.com/author/jimi-famurewa/3284258)
- Faye Maschler**** -- intimidating and patrician, only to be admired from across the room while peaking over the top of the menu
- Tom Parker-Bowles*** -- ultimate nepo baby, seems harmless enough in a shaggy labrador kind of way, posh enough to be relatively decent and comfortable in his own skin
- Giles Coren* -- another nepo baby, with obnoxious, misogynistic entitlement and contrarian tendencies for clicks, avoid being in the same postcode if possible
- Jonathan Demario Nunn**** -- geeky food obsessive, might be a fascinating raconteur OR a pub bore who insists on giving the full run-down of every sandwich to be found within a 3-mile radius whether you want it or not
Currently on here you could pretend to be lee Anderson and people will buy it.I might be Jack. I’ve done nothing of value at work for ages.
I got bitten by a horsefly LAST WEEK and it’s still not healed. I was going to put a picture on Twitter to ask for advice but it’s on my arm and I can’t get my fanny in shot without doing myself a mischief.
I shall run a book on what will happen first - my horsefly bite healing or a chaos.
don't jinx it, she'll turn up with a spicy take about the Prince Harry hacking case or something, just as we're really pushing the envelope on thread pagesHow dare she. Stay in your hole or show yourself, guest. Pick one. And when you do surface the matter of the Lee Anderson beg money will need answering, with receipts.
Yes this!! You’re a wonder!This?
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We found the exact article, thanks to Jack's screenshot, in The S*n.
Rereading Julia's post, I don't think this is what she's referring to. Sorry. Haha.
I shall repeat...ad infinitum.... She has deffo got a problem with her eyes.I’m glad you brought this one up as it makes my teeth clench and my face go Wallace and grommit when I read her saying that! I did ballet at 5, I’m not an ex dancer either! Plus the muscle thing - do you think she sees muscles? It baffles me.
If you could ever face it, Citizens Advice could help. It's a xxxxing intrusive process, stressful and they are [usually] v good at getting results. XxThank you. Yes I need to do the mandatory reconsideration. Can’t face it. Dunno how to spoiler soz
An inexplicable egg surelyI am NOT carrying a bowl of slop pinned to my lapel . . .![]()
Apologies! I’ve posted similar just now without catching up firstAlso SKELETONS DON'T HAVE KNOBS
Vile. Fish curry is not supposed to look like rice pudding with sultanas.
Re bum cheeks - they’re flat to match hersJeez I never saw the original drawing before. That’s bad. Thing I can’t get over with the tattoo is what the hell is going on with the lady’s right arse cheek? It looks like she had a cheap BBL done in a rogue clinic in Mexico.
Anyway the piece as a whole is so childish isn’t it. Like “find what you love and let it kill you”. Reminds me of being 17 when I thought that Sisters of Mercy and the Manics had the answers to everything in life. Jack really is stuck in a teenaged mentality.
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I reckon they’re dried cranberries. So that’s fish and cranberry white curry. Not weird at all.
Agree with jollof rice but my fave bit of weird Jack food appropriation was when she claimed she’d been teaching prisoners how to make hot tamales with Doritos. I don’t even know where to start with that one.