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Candy Floss Blue or Canna Drip Strawberry (just to be edgy)?She has a vape in her hand astride big Dave cannon
Candy Floss Blue or Canna Drip Strawberry (just to be edgy)?She has a vape in her hand astride big Dave cannon
Shame we were her AudienceInstead it propelled her into over 500 threads on Tattle. Lol.
Thick as merde de cochon.Thanks to @VeniVidiVicki you can:
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It was part of this exchange:
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And then do you throw it straight into the bin, or do you photograph it first?
That guide by Ruby is how to write about food, guest. Extraordinary. I've never even heard of half the words, and I'm lactose-intolerant, but now I want to visit London and try all of them!!!
Ruby Tandoh has just published her magnificent guide to ice cream in London on the Vittles substack. It's a real labour of love.
You can read the first of FOUR parts here without a subscription:
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Beyond Gelato: A guide to London ice cream
The Vittles Ice Cream Project, by Ruby Tandohvittles.substack.com
(*---***** = Tattle's version of the Michelin star ranking method)
- Jay Rayner** -- annoying, smug nepo baby, lefty chauvinist, with Monroe-esque thin skin & tendency to snark, to be avoided at parties
- Grace Dent***** -- best for a late-nite gossip sesh, after the punters have gone and the staff take over the dining room for drinks and a spliff
- Jimmy Famurewa**** -- too cool for school guy, probably lovely but seems too multi-talented not to be intimidating at the book signing (https://www.waterstones.com/author/jimi-famurewa/3284258)
- Faye Maschler**** -- intimidating and patrician, only to be admired from across the room while peaking over the top of the menu
- Tom Parker-Bowles*** -- ultimate nepo baby, seems harmless enough in a shaggy labrador kind of way, posh enough to be relatively decent and comfortable in his own skin
- Giles Coren* -- another nepo baby, with obnoxious, misogynistic entitlement and contrarian tendencies for clicks, avoid being in the same postcode if possible
- Jonathan Demario Nunn**** -- geeky food obsessive, might be a fascinating raconteur OR a pub bore who insists on giving the full run-down of every sandwich to be found within a 3-mile radius whether you want it or not
maybe Big Dave has one in the garage along with a cannon and a Harley DI r
To repeat my earlier post: what fucking principles?
Thieving, mendacious, manipulative cunt.
VS Forensic frauen. We will get there eventually. How much would it cost to fly a banner across Essex saying "The Truth about Jack Monroe is on Tattle", out of interest?!!! Anybody got a plane?!
Actual tearsDusty Aunt Helen who used to have a stack of More! magazines behind the bog. Guess she was flicking her gigantes plaki to Position of the Fortnight.
Always carry a pumbleI am NOT carrying a bowl of slop pinned to my lapel . . .![]()
May a higher power smite her down for this ALONE! I have never seen such abominations presented as rice pudding. Rice pudding needs very simple ingredients but made lovingly - usually slowly.It’s ok. Being an equal opportunity food-botherer she’s already sullied rice pudding
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I think I may have found that “missing part” of the skeleton attached to a pelvis, for anyone who has “stray pots of cream lying around”. Also, guest hates her imaginary friends.
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Leftover Stollen (or Pannetone) Ice Cream, 22p [V]
If you have some leftover pannetone or stollen kicking about from the recent festivities and you’re wondering what to do with it, of course you can slice it and freeze it…cookingonabootstrap.com
Honest to God, you're the absolute best. Thankyou for all you do.On this day...
2020
Jack was on her massive David Walliams rant.
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Jack isn't seen as sexy.
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2021
No tweets. Jack was in rehab and thread #196 spanned 11 days
2022
Jack had a partnership with Superdrug while condoning shoplifting.
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Someone snitch-tagged Superdrug and Jack replied:
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What a waste of precious world resources the printing of all that crap has been.Just cringed myself inside out.
Oh and Schrodinger’s Single Mum:
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“Huffing in bed… feeling like a horror” what on earth… who talks like that?! Not even Jack really I’d betYou can never tire of Jack cringe. Once you’re a Tattler, your brain is just like - hey remember that one time with the woman of the year award?
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Or remember pirate Jack? Arr.
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Or you’ll be in a boring work meeting and suddenly remember that Jack has a soup recipe where one of the ingredients is a can of soup.
I'm not paying attention to the details which is why I think guest gets away with so much.Currently on here you could pretend to be lee Anderson and people will buy it.
The back story is easy to look up, you'll need no proof and still get in
Eta; I'm suspicious on the internet always , people should be , soz tho if I'm being a grump about molly
Oh my god, it's the Platonic form of busywork.Until she fell out with them, all her recipes are/were costed at Sainsbury’s prices, though she’s “reliably informed” you can get “similar products” to eggs, salt, sugar and cream at “other supermarkets” too. W
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A bit o’concrete’ll set that rightFoul. Like a misshapen pie cut open to reveal rotting and festering evil inside.
ETA: Slop is slop, but her attempts to create items with structural form always fail horribly or are clearly shop bought passed off as home-made.
But why? Has none of them stopped to think there is nothing left on that skeleton to shag with?? I may not be exactly normal with this but most things I see, I’m figuring out if they’d logistically work, or not, and all I see with these is - no penis!It's the hip bones of the skeleton. These tattoos are of women shagging skeletons. It's a 'thing'. they make me wana puke, it's a 'goth' thing
Inexplicable Lime Era Jack. What a time to be alive.She was getting under her mum’s feet so she gave her a pointless task to do. Keeps her quiet.
Don't worry. She has a stab jacket/bulletproof vest espesh for festis. And she always has the option to do a no-show - organisers are accustomed to that from her.Imagine of she had of mafe it on DKL. She could be known now as the artist formerly known as guest. Also My opinion on it all is this. No one wants to be the one to tell her NO. She had made a lot of people think she is teetering on the edge and no one wants to be the one that causes her to fall. She has no shame, a decent person would withdraw, rather than let a company deal with their personal shit show. Its clear from the statement they are keeping her on the bill, but it sounds like someone has MADE this possible. A frank word in someones ear, extra cash, endless talent for years to come....the statment isnt complimentary far from it, in fact i think its rather mean. They have stated she is far from being ideal to talk about this stuff and she needs to work on her mistakes. It actually sounds a bit like they are throwing her to the dogs. Imagine putting someone out on a stage in front of a braying crowd, only to be ridiculed or are they going the route of the last festival and bascially buying their guests to ensure heckling doesn't happen. She is literally is a festival car crash.