You're right Jack, suffocating under the weight of other people's money that you grifted *would* be a fitting way for you to die.View attachment 2256579
10 000 copper coins
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and a foam layer beneath (but not on top, that was a cushion!)
If you tolerate this then the patreon supporters will be nextAbsolute enablers. Maybe now she's too deep in the narc hole for them to stop her, but it's a real lesson in "If you tolerate her behaviour so you can boast your daughter is famous" this is what you get. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
Does also remind me, as a lot of things do, of a song lyric.That's not even the centrefold, check out the staples.
I always see Roy WalkerI spent a minute there wondering why Derek Acorah was in your masterpiece
She’s not axe’d (with a saw) a for sale sign either has she? Now that really make you thinkShe's not tapped a sign for a while either has she?
Makes you think
Completely missing the point and assorted chaoi and Frauen working out disputes (I love you all) but the condom full of walnuts line was Clive James.She's always nicking phrases and pretending she invented them. 'Body like a melted candle' sounds like a phrase from a Marian Keyes book or any other mummy lit book from the 90s. Body like a condum stuffed with walnuts is famously how some gonzo lads mag journalist described someone like, I think, Schwarzenegger or Van Damme in the 80s.
Neither are Monrovian creations. And neither are evocative or good prose. They're both as ugly as fuck.
Say what you see.I always see Roy Walker
A CUNT!Say what you see.
The truth is that breeding guidelines are just that, guidelines. Enforceable action against those who meddle with DNA/ genetics despite not knowing what they are doing and forcing their dogs to produce litter after litter is, unless the dogs are openly kept in filthy conditions, not going to happen. Breeding obviously takes place behind closed doors and in any ‘ space’ a human sees fit. Kennel Club does place limits on the frequency of litters, 3 I think, and from what I remember enforces at least a 1 year rest between litters but it is not legally enforceable unless a breeding contract is in place and even then chasing a breeding contract is very expensive.A few mitherings whilst I've (momentarily) caught up:
If the breeder really was treating Content's poor parents / other dogs badly, surely they should be reported somewhere?
Not a PIAThe truth is that breeding guidelines are just that, guidelines. Enforceable action against those who meddle with DNA/ genetics despite not knowing what they are doing and forcing their dogs to produce litter after litter is unless the dogs are openly kept in filthy conditions nothing would happen. Kennel Club does place limits on the frequency of litters, 3 I think, and from what I remember enforces at least a 1 year rest between litters but it is not legally enforceable unless a breeding contract is in place and even then chasing a breeding contract is very expensive.
.Basic care legislation for all animals is incredibly basic, down to food, water, basic vet care and shelter ( even the shelter part imho is far too low). Content, will be one of millions of dogs who have been bred due to the misguided notion that any dog genes mixed with a poodle makes them hypoallergenic ( which is absolute rubbish). She will be a highly intelligent, hugely energetic dog who absolutely will not be having her ethical needs met by Guest’s chaotic lifestyle, baring in mind unless the dog exhibits behaviours which upset others like constant barking/ biting the dogs almost never never get removed/ rehomed due to a lack of exercise or mental stimulation. The prices the backyard fiddlers of DNA charge for the animals and those who buy them perpetuate a canine time bomb the likes we are already seeing with poorly bred dogs who cannot breathe, walk or are so poorly socialised they end up attacking children/ their ‘owners’.
As humans we seem to pat ourselves on the back for animal welfare standards, truth is unless the dog is literally starved, beaten in the street in front of witnesses with cameras successful prosecution for animal welfare issues is around breeding is fairly unusual.
Sorry don’t know where this will land but as someone who has had numerous rescue spaniels, mongrels and labradors this subject really upsets me… right will stop being a monologuing PIA.
It’s the terrifying whispered BOULEVAAAARD at the end that finishes it off so beautifully too.@binkbonk I forgot how legendary that pickin balls film was. Bravo, Queen. Bravo.
On behalf of teachers, thank space you.It’s the terrifying whispered BOULEVAAAARD at the end that finishes it off so beautifully too.
What a complete fucking charlatan guest has been for all these years, in so many ways. And on that note, Carole may have changed jobs, but I hope that karmic retribution for all she did to enable guest, including publicly via Twitter encouraging guest to purse imaginary grudges to her teachers decades later catches up with her too.
I think they’re the most obvious sock but I’ve noticed a pattern on here when 1 posts defending something she’s obviously done another 3 pop up simultaneously to continue the discourse. A little less obvious but it’s there I dont have a lot to say here but I read it all and watch things play outI thought @ph12 was the one with the long nose (Jack’s nose is more bulbous) on Nitter. The one with a suspended account there at the moment.
Anyway, IDGAF who it is, they’re boring me rigid.
I’d rather she came back under @CarolineWithTheHands again so we could 100% know it was her.
And finally - happy one year anniversary Content. I’m sorry Jack didn’t acknowledge you on SM but I am. We love you and we hope wherever you are, you’re looked after and happy.
Best not go on Mumsnet then. They just love us over there.On behalf of teachers, thank space you.
The utter shit that Jackanory has chatted about her old schools makes me absolutely bloody furious.
Always wondered why he wasn’t already aware she moved so often considering the fuss she makes about it. Perhaps she *gasp* lied?This is the family who "joked" about getting a blue plaque for guest, thwarted only by the fact that SHE RENTS:
(from @Valiofthedolls on thread 470)
(and, of course, they really did put one on one of the sainted slumlord grandad's properties...)
Sorry o/t but I'm just laughing at this because didn't Sali Hughes have an epic meltdown in her freaky Friday video because some tattlers making fun of her were TEACHERS OF CHILDREN?On behalf of teachers, thank space you.
The utter shit that Jackanory has chatted about her old schools makes me absolutely bloody furious.
Have you got access to a forensic spreadsheet on that?I think they’re the most obvious sock but I’ve noticed a pattern on here when 1 posts defending something she’s obviously done another 3 pop up simultaneously to continue the discourse. A little less obvious but it’s there I dont have a lot to say here but I read it all and watch things play out
Or a nice casserole. With tripe and strawberries. And the strawberries are from a heavily rinsed yoghurt.Bread and butter pudding is just the kind of thing she would make in this weather.
OMG that’s hilarious; I’m laughing so hard the cats have LEFT!SECONDED. It’s so glorious, it inspired this.
View attachment 2256710ETA actually, here’s the link. Make sure your volume is all the way UP, just like Jack instructed us all when she wanted us to listen to her honking out BOULEVAAAAAARD
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Slopalong #2 You can’t polish a turd, but you can cover it in parsley
Tender ones, I am stuck home with Covid and the slopalong is giving me life and brining me back to health. I am a very keen baker and I think I’m not bad at it. Alas I have no Jack recipe books anymore having dispensed of them long ago when I got wise to the grift. Would a kind Frau consider...tattle.life
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