Every word that comes out of her mouth proves that she's a friendless pathological liar. She truly thinks this bullshit makes her look like she has such good friends she can make their house her own. I have friends I'm that close with, and if I was their guest there's no way I'd be cooking a chicken for solo consumption. She really is a travesty of a person.Right I'm full on mithering about this now
Imagine, you come home from a long day at work, and find your friend who is crashing on your sofa, who the other day splattered red hair dye run off all over your tiles and guest linens, has concocted black beans in peppery green water with a side of fish oil pâté, and you can't even have at the chicken she used two hours of leccy cooking because that's just for gnawing at out the fridge