Me, me, me, me, me. AgainWhile we're talking about #nofilterJack...
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Jack Monroe #520 Jack is very clever, she knows how to turn £10 into £425
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Why have you posted Paul Merton in a wig in here?!
While we're talking about #nofilterJack...
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This is a particular fave - 'no filter, no tweaking...'
And no earlobe, apparently
Recap for me. Jack has still not explained where she managed to get this breitling bo1 in the last 8 months. It's a new model 2022.
The water resistance isn't great for puddles .
Where did it come from? Goldsmiths? A gift? Another 7k gift when you were boiling soap last year . Even mum was amazed at that .
To quote the phone in to five star " why are you so bleeping tit ?"
The water resistance isn't great for puddles .
Where did it come from? Goldsmiths? A gift? Another 7k gift when you were boiling soap last year . Even mum was amazed at that .
To quote the phone in to five star " why are you so bleeping tit ?"
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All that money on j1G and not a brass farthing on skincare.
Top photo - Beer goggles on
Bottom photo - beer goggles off and a BAD hangover.
Sleep well, ninnies.
I hate you
Oh sweetie, is that from Dior? How absolutely fabulous..... WHAT? Nooooooo
Target? $4? Oh, well done. It's so convincing.
On the bus this morning I saw someone in the hideous Primark denim cargo pants/joggers, the style that guest wore on her
Right I'm full on mithering about this now
Imagine, you come home from a long day at work, and find your friend who is crashing on your sofa, who the other day splattered red hair dye run off all over your tiles and guest linens, has concocted black beans in peppery green water with a side of fish oil pâté, and you can't even have at the chicken she used two hours of leccy cooking because that's just for gnawing at out the fridge
Imagine, you come home from a long day at work, and find your friend who is crashing on your sofa, who the other day splattered red hair dye run off all over your tiles and guest linens, has concocted black beans in peppery green water with a side of fish oil pâté, and you can't even have at the chicken she used two hours of leccy cooking because that's just for gnawing at out the fridge
You leave Paul Merton alone. He would never wear a wig that bad.
Babe, same. I need to dye my hair and have some dye, (bought from the pound shop, not accessed from a spenny hairdresser, weirdly), but there is absolutely no way in hell I would dare dye my hair in anybody else's house. Or make mackerel pate. Or roast a chicken using their electric without providing a meal for everybody. Luckily, thank fk, I am clearly not guest.
Oh my, I’m midway though the chaos and it is magnificent!
Is this a new tattoo? And where can I buy this magical hair cutting hair dye?
Is this a new tattoo? And where can I buy this magical hair cutting hair dye?
Do they have elasticated ankles? I want to avoid *that place* more than anywhere.
To be fair to Jack, she wouldn't either...she's at home in the bungamasion.
That, and she hasn't got any friends to stay with.
Not her simps.Jack, people have eyes (and brains)
the end.
They're so thirsty that any photo of any woman is immediately wank banked. They're so feeble that any woman is immediately white knighted for.
Personally, I think hers got a nose like a platypus tail and scores a Minus 4 on the ErectoMeter.
Yeah that's mean post. #Bitchy
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