Jack Monroe #520 Jack is very clever, she knows how to turn £10 into £425

Status
Thread locked. We start a new thread when they have over 1000 posts, click the blue button to see all threads for this topic and find the latest open thread.
New to Tattle Life? Click "Order Thread by Most Liked Posts" button below to get an idea of what the site is about:
Order Thread by Most Liked Posts

AlwightDallin

Is there a Sue Lee timeline anywhere? She put the beggy Mitchell tweet up about ‘going into a meeting’ on May 13th 22 but the next day she tweeted ‘gloves off, lawyer instructed’ and she was in various media outlets for a few days.

She didn’t mention it loads but she definitely mentioned a team of paralegals, that things were happening she couldn’t discuss, that letters were sent. Then radio silence till she claimed poorly sad brain stopped her from her fan funded sure fire win.

It’s unclear now whether she says she donated a year of free money (in a year where she was considering selling her bed and started sleeping on her sofa for reasons) or only the day the beggy tweet was up. Maybe she meant it was ring fenced because she only had to bring up 13th May?

Anyway I don’t see why we can’t just move on now. She says she donated an undisclosed sum of money to a secret charity. This is normal behaviour.
 
Reactions: 56

Sideboard Bob

I’m so glad you asked this, because I was wondering the same, and just couldn’t get my head around it enough to even find a way to word the question!


lilykestrel said:
no the tweet about donating the Sue Lee money to her old foodbank is still up
Click to expand...
And I’m equally glad that you cleared this up!

Confusion really does lead to more confusion, and I think that often works in Jack’s favour.
 
Reactions: 33

Captainmouse

Emmapism said:
The reason she gave for the dye job makes no sense at all. Sorry, you changed your hair because of what? A persistent journo? What did you think that would do? Camouflage you like Arnie in fucking Predator?
Go away you cat flap
Click to expand...
#thread title bib
 
Reactions: 32

HotesTilaire

She will pop up in a few weeks moaning about tedious bores on the internet going on about the Sue Lee cash, and drop a shitty doctored receipt of £34.4% to [redacted] which proves nowt
 
Reactions: 44

DianeAbbotsMojito

Has anyone checked the squigs out that seemed very keen to encourage people to donate direct to guest's personal PayPal? Because I know what I think it looks like...
 
Reactions: 66

Captainmouse

We could sling em a code
 
Reactions: 16
Y

Yer_wha?!

"If it ends up being a pro bono case, I'll donate the cash obviously"

Shouldn't this have been -from the off- "if it ends up being a pro bono case, I'll return the cash obviously" ???

Lying, grifting, grasping, horrible, self-serving TW*T
 
Reactions: 51

Cucumberthunder

Captainmouse said:
We could sling em a code
Click to expand...
I assume they somehow link to our accounts here? I'm only an observer on monroe twitter but still wouldn't want the accounts linked together as although I'm anon I don't think it would take much to watermelon me from the content I post.
 
Reactions: 25

Katkat

Yer_wha?! said:
"If it ends up being a pro bono case, I'll donate the cash obviously"

Shouldn't this have been -from the off- "if it ends up being a pro bono case, I'll return the cash obviously" ???

Lying, grifting, grasping, horrible, self-serving TW*T
Click to expand...
OMG that’s so true! What a thieving cunt
 
Reactions: 32

Mallerenga

Yer_wha?! said:
"If it ends up being a pro bono case, I'll donate the cash obviously"

Shouldn't this have been -from the off- "if it ends up being a pro bono case, I'll return the cash obviously" ???

Lying, grifting, grasping, horrible, self-serving TW*T
Click to expand...
First she should've made sure she had a case, then asked for donations on a more transparent platform. But of course she's above that.

She took advantage of anti-Tory sentiment. I wonder the impact it will have on her if Labour win the next GE.
 
Reactions: 33

Emmapism

Is she was sensible of people and their money she would have made it clear she wasn't proceeding as soon as she knew she wasn't going to.

Instead she strung her following along for months, raking in money left right and centre. A simple 'please don't send any more donations, i am not proceeding with the case' would have sufficed.

As always with Jack and other people's money, she's keen to take it but not so keen to give it back. So yes babes you are a liar and thief and a fraud.

Anyone who had ever been in any kind of genuine poverty would KNOW how important every little penny can be and they wouldn't dangle a court case carrot for as long as you did with zero conscience and zero care.
 
Reactions: 70

FourSeasonSoupObsessive

lilykestrel said:
no the tweet about donating the Sue Lee money to her old foodbank is still up
Click to expand...
Ahhhh, right. So the “it” (the tweet about donating) that she is/might be talking about that was up for less than a day is the follow up tweet immediately after the first beg, where she says she’ll donate the money if it turns out she doesn’t have a case. She then relies on this as the “as I have said I will do”, to imply it basically formed the T&Cs of the donation and no one should expect their money back, but only if they’d clocked it within the few hours that it was up. Which is obviously a terrible explanation.

I think I get it now, although obviously the only rational explanation is indeed, WFK, and I Want To Stop, My Head Hurts. Send paracetamol-os sorry for walloping on about it, I am just trying to apply logic to the buttered jelly of her grifty ramblings, and I just can’t make my head work like hers does! (Luckily for me, as this means I have gainful employment and functional relationships).
 
Reactions: 27

DianeAbbotsMojito

She'll say she was fully intending to go through with it until bad mentals at the 11th hour forced her to abandon.

Of course, we all know it's a load of old shite but you can't prove it, can you? And she knows it. The horrid, horrid lumpy faced cunt.
 
Reactions: 37

TheDragonWithAFlagon

She's moved into some sap's home by stealth, hasn't she?

Next thing you know, she'll be talking about having to clean it and organise the cupboards because said sap is but a simple incompetent who doesn't know one end of a loaf of bread from another.


If they own their place, they're screwed. She's got her hair done, bought new clothes, started 'cooking' - that's skanky hobbit feet right under the table nehaviour, there.
 
Reactions: 63

HotesTilaire

DianeAbbotsMojito said:
She'll say she was fully intending to go through with it until bad mentals at the 11th hour forced her to abandon.

Of course, we all know it's a load of old shite but you can't prove it, can you? And she knows it. The horrid, horrid lumpy faced cunt.
Click to expand...
Well, you can prove that you engaged a lawyer, took advice and they were working on it. Big questions for Mark Lewis. Huge.

Mark Lewis - Patron Law

Mark Lewis is a well known media litigator who pioneered the phonehacking claims that led to the closure of the News of the World.
patronlaw.co.uk
 
Reactions: 37
M

maryish222

Just feeling so pissed off with it all today. I work so fucking hard, and I will never NEVER earn as much as she gets for doing fuck all.
 
Reactions: 50
Status
Thread locked. We start a new thread when they have over 1000 posts, click the blue button to see all threads for this topic and find the latest open thread.
Menu
Log in
Register