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Jack Monroe #517 She's not Nazanin Zahghari-Ratcliffe mate
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Why should she take ££s from other people though? I mean I understand the "serves them right for giving her money for nothing" school of thought but stuff like the Tee Mill and Sue Lee really winds me up. Because she does take cash from people who are poorer than her, and then gloats about blowing it on Sideboards and ultra proof whisky, the utter prune. I used to be very poor Jack, poorer than you, ya
I don’t know if this has been posted amongst the chaoi but Carole has LEFT:
You need to try the mint flavour. Or better still, the caramel biscuit one. It’s crunchy and tastes like Caramac
nah I agree - it’s been pointed out before that if anything his reputation has ever so slightly improved. I don’t think I’d heard of him pre Sue Lee and whereas before I likely would have thought ‘what a silly twit’, I instead think ‘what a silly twit who does have a point’
I reckon it's one of those things that needs the nostalgia of having enjoyed it in 1989. Like Arctic Roll. Cheap ice cream wrapped in an old carpet tile, and yet somehow edible based on the memory of having a great time one summer aged six
im grunking but I can't let this go without comment
firstly, it doesn't even scan
secondly, lee anderson (who is undoubtedly a tory bleep) is 56 years old, hardly little
thirdly, it just sums up the jack stans. their level of humour is "tee-hee! poo poo pee pee!" and it's on a par with their critical thinking "ooooohhh, jack good"
they're the aliens in toy story
Yep.
Too short, yep, there she goes on the bleeping beg again. No mention of refunding or donating, straight to her personal pay pal.
I can't actually believe that people like her actually financially suck the blood out of other people the way she does. There should be a law against it
Thank you for saying this. The only thing a Viennetta is good for is a hat.
Reading this 9 hours later chuck, dirty bloody marys here!
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Yeah you definitely need to have it after findus crispy pancakes, microwave chips and peas or a rolled up ham and egg salad with salad cream (still a fav of mine to be fair!).I reckon it's one of those things that needs the nostalgia of having enjoyed it in 1989. Like Arctic Roll. Cheap ice cream wrapped in an old carpet tile, and yet somehow edible based on the memory of having a great time one summer aged six
You sound like a Judgy J person. Jack should watch a few ot her programmes to learn how to live a decent life where you pay your own bills, and take your baloney off the interweb x
Let’s get to 60 pages!!!! Wooo
Yes, I’ve had a wine
Yes, I’ve had a wine
I shall attempt to start a new thread now, unless anyone’s already started 
I love the last day of term vibes on here when she's done a chaos. You're all welcome to play with my spirograph.
Really strong Strange Aunty Pat vibes from Jacqui there. You have to be nice to Strange Aunty Pat, she can't help being like she is and she hasn't got many friends.It's giving Stephen King's 'Misery' vibes. She's a weirdo.
Can't remember what I used to use the internet for before I found these threads, so invested
Jack Monroe #518 “Let’s help fight the Tories by buying guest a mansion”
Winning title courtesy of a Twitter squig, posted by @Veronicaaa and nominated by @ishant . You each win a Viennetta on a stick . Can someone cleverer than me do a proper summary please 🙂
tattle.life
new thread ( hopefully, unless I’ve jacked it up )
Thank you! I usually panic-start a thread when we get to this many pages but I have had wine, so I’m nope-ing out.I shall attempt to start a new thread now, unless anyone’s already started
I’m onto you though, you creating a new thread can only mean another phase of your plan for duck domination.
Well done BubblyD, this is serious!
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