That really reads like it has been written by a bot, the syntax is really off.
Jack Monroe #517 She's not Nazanin Zahghari-Ratcliffe mate
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It's giving Stephen King's 'Misery' vibes. She's a weirdo.
Can't remember what I used to use the internet for before I found these threads, so invested
If libel is decided on what a ‘reasonable person’ would come to understand based on the available facts then I would hope for all our sakes that majority of squigs would not be deemed a ‘reasonable person’ (tbf I can see a judge saying the same for the canal and putting all their future efforts into unplugging the internet for good)
Definitely AI. Cheap, fast, crap. It's not journalism. It's barely reporting.
How dare you! iRobot Peston was pressed up against her windows for days!
Unfortunately I’ve worked in an environment where I’ve had to churn out this crap. When you have to produce 10-12 stories per shift you aren’t doorstopping people or going for complex narratives. It’s literally crap like ‘celeb said X on Twitter’. AI would probably do a better job.
Urgh Jack was probably all sucking up to her wanging on about being shagged sideways by burger Bill or summat, having to walk with a Zimmer frame for a weekThat reminds me, what happened to Thrifty Shades of Beige?
50 shades of slop I seem to remember 
Hope not (imagine the eye roll emoji here).
How about you offer it to one of the genuine poor honest folk that have fallen on hard times?
Massive bleeping Tarquin and Cresida vibes from this one + many others.
On The Run Jack Is A bleep
#ontherunjackisacunt
(I just SHANT on the other bollox billy big one's is spewing, now, LEAVE ME ALONE)
xx
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Massive bleeping Tarquin and Cresida vibes from this one + many others.
On The Run Jack Is A bleep
#ontherunjackisacunt
(I just SHANT on the other bollox billy big one's is spewing, now, LEAVE ME ALONE)
xxThankyou
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SO weird! So nasal as well. I actually couldn't finish watching it it was so painful, poor Marcus, he looked so taken aback by it allIt's giving Stephen King's 'Misery' vibes. She's a weirdo.
Can't remember what I used to use the internet for before I found these threads, so invested
I feel like I’ve never seen it! But I must have, and blanked it out!
The camerawork and the editing is doing so much heavy lifting.
It's a shame Jack doesn't venture further than ASDA or Sainsbury's. Was perusing the ice cream section of Aldi this evening 
, and they had mini vienetta's on a stick! Her mind would have been blown
, and they had mini vienetta's on a stick! Her mind would have been blownI'm disappointed you don't have both hands cupping this like a Jack bowl, dear
I wonder how many more times the school cooks made her meatball recipe? I will have a guess, never.
(I might be tainted by my sheer annoyance after the last few days but) I'm amazed at how she managed to sound patronising to an international footballer whilst congratulating him?
And I'll mind the bridge
But to Sue Jack for defamationm libel she has to have written something that defames him and affects his earnings and reputation.
NAL but it hasn’t got legs.
I can imagine she was nothing but an irritation that made a mess of their kitchen. You know damn well they had to clean up after her.
Who could blame him, ah the little dog weeing on the floor in a
attack bless him. I cant share but this is one of the funniest things I've ever seen - Status