FFS. The sun got the better of me and I’ve just got home having had three pints at the pub. FFS Jack, I’ve got a serious 08:30 meeting tomorrow!!! I really want to be here in live time!
Jack Monroe #517 She's not Nazanin Zahghari-Ratcliffe mate
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I wasn't keen on act 1 of the chaos (the court no show) but daubs and Anderson piping up in act 2 have really spiced it up
WTF is a carpetbagger?
Sham Court trial? Is she turning into Donald Trump? Fake news! She won the election!
I was watching it, my Old Harold asked me what I was laughing at and watched it too. He has no clue what's going on, obviously. But he's bought me ice cold wine and knows if I'm happy then I'm best left alone
. He is the Bestest Old Harold ever, ever. I'm not telling him that, obviously.
It's early and there will likely be so much more chaos to come, but I would like to nominate £0.00 as a thread title
Serious answer: an outsider who pretends to be an insider, eg a political candidate who pretends to be a local.
If ”CELEB CHEF SHAT IN BAGS“ isn’t the front of a downmarket tabloid tomorrow, I’m moving to France.
She's now claiming to be her son's primary caregiver. She claimed it was 50/50 on several occasions before. Both of these things cannot be true.
WTF is that Mary Poppins photo? Another of guest's "fancy dress party" outfits? I'd say that trained professionals were involved in that one, except for the rumply bed in the background 
A spoonful of sugar won't help the slop go down. Supercalifragilisticyouregoingtoprisonyougrifterexpialidocious.
A spoonful of sugar won't help the slop go down. Supercalifragilisticyouregoingtoprisonyougrifterexpialidocious.
Ooooh dear! Wandering cat is finally IN (the little sod), I was about to go to bed.
I *hate* that guest is making me cheer for Anderson & Daubney.
That Mary Sloppins pic is made even more ridiculous by the rumpled checked duvet cover in the background
Worse - it's her sexy role-play to entice back LJC.
She's caused a rift in the space-time continuum, this madness could never happen on a Thursday. Or maybe all days beginning with T are interchangeable now.
Someone who ships into an area in which they do not live and/or have no meaningful connection to secure votes. Example: Nadine Dorries.
Oh babe same!WTF is that Mary Poppins photo? Another of guest's "fancy dress party" outfits? I'd say that trained professionals were involved in that one, except for the rumply bed in the background
A spoonful of sugar won't help the slop go down. Supercalifragilisticyouregoingtoprisonyougrifterexpialidocious.
Ffs Hotes. I've just laughed up a lung
Can't screenshot so here's a C/P. I think sensible squig speaks for all of us:
"Why didn’t she just pay the money back to the ones who were actually daft enough to pay it ?"
"Why didn’t she just pay the money back to the ones who were actually daft enough to pay it ?"
I feel like that nasty Daubney has got something up his sleeve. Him and that 30p guy are as thick as thieves, can imagine them plotting and cackling over some microwave nachos and a below par IPA in Spoonsies.
I hate the pair of hard-faced bastards but I'd buy them a drink if they brought about the demise of guest.
I hate the pair of hard-faced bastards but I'd buy them a drink if they brought about the demise of guest.
Makes sense. Or like my old MP
Luciana Berger *spits*- Status