Jack Monroe #510 Simply The guest

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I see at my work now how easy it is for any concerns about smol pixie types to be swept along with momentum and not be fully addressed, and the chaotic grift continues for another day. I’ve given up trying to cling on to the truth at work, and mentally clock my card in and out to disengage and protect myself.

I’m in awe of the dedicated Fraus who have maintained the questioning, documenting and finger pointing over 510 threads, that FFS something is not right here!
 
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Saw Fingers being interviewed in the pit lane at the Monaco Grand Prix as a VIP...made me giggle and think of what could have been for Guest
Brundle could have got her name/nationality wrong too? Lets face it, with the number she has co-opted he'd be forgiven............
 
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Rukmini Iyer who was on the Llwyfan Cymru Wales stage yesterday has put a shot showing the size of her audience on her Instagram .that stage seems a lot bigger than the hive stage so if anyone is good at guesstimating audience sizes, it might give us an idea of how impressive guests sales are
 
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Can’t we just count how many troll tickets we’ve bought between us?
Oooh counting! I’ve bought none.
 
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Can’t we just count how many troll tickets we’ve bought between us?
Oooh counting! I’ve bought none.
I think the full canal would equal 0.
Can we not just count chairs or teeth? Let's face it, everyone loves that and our mods are a massive fan too.
I must say that I miss dead gloves (honestly was a big fan). None about these days, like white dog poo.
Makes you think.
Anyway.....back to Schoffe
 
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I’m sticking with my estimate of 150 tickets . This is based on the Wye stage having 400 seats, being about twice the size of the hive tent but having a more chair friendly shape- you will get more rows in a squared shape than an oval
Ariel and map shots of the festival from their insta, audience photo from Tan Twan’s Instagram from yesterdays bookers prize winners event on the Wye stage
Hotes, obviously I would have bought at least 50 tickets like the ebil troll I am but alas I’ve not been paid by my troll farm/pr cover up overloads yet . That, and I’d rather stick pumble in my ears, down a slow cooker of tea and eat a prune smoothie bowl depicting all my dead childhood pets than my waste time and money
 
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I did count chairs - in the Wye stage there are 383 of them but because I’m forensic I counted rows too and used my superpowers to account for the angle of the photo and the entrance gap bit . In other words , completed it mate
 
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Can’t we just count how many troll tickets we’ve bought between us?
Oooh counting! I’ve bought none.
I got -3.

I ended up waiting in traffic next to a guy having a shit against a bin earlier and I’d rather watch that again than a Jack talk tbh.
 
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I’ve just done a very unscientific experiment and put tickets in my basket for a couple of other events at The Hive. Most I’ve been able to add is 174 so the capacity is clearly more than that!
 
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Having been involved in the Kickstarter my personal opinion is she’s highly manipulative

Updates were politely requested particularly as she was so active on Twitter rather than apologise she doubled down like a toddler caught with a chocolate smeared mouth denying they’d eaten the chocolate

when that didn’t shut people up we heard how she was hauling books up steep hills whilst suffering with consumption

She’s not a good or kind person

it’s behaviour you wouldn’t accept from a child why is the lying and deception acceptable from an adult ? It isn’t
 
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Crafty Agent Adrian has been arranging ticket giveaways to food bank staffers and various other festival goers. If anyone is guilty of buying up seats, in other words, it's Jack.
 
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My favourite thing about the glove pictures was, as well as all the reactions, there was always a good amount of reactions too.
That really tickled me for some reason.
 
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By the way, thank you to the Frau who recommended the podcast Scamanda! Fascinating, and not a few parallels with our grifty pixie.
 
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