Yeah, she's off of her tits isn't she?
Yeah, she's off of her tits isn't she?
Ah, but Jack is coming down from space - where she's been for the last 24 hoursFrom London you'd come across to Hay from Hereford or Ross surely, not even skirting the Brecons, more just arriving at the top edge.
That was my favourite Jackomorph we ever did. Can someone find it please?!!!Perhaps she's channelling that bit at the end of Cliff Fucking Richard's 'Wired for Sound' where he starts rambling about all the types of speakers he likes: 'Tall speakers / Small speakers / Wall speakers / But, most, of all I like loud speakers'
Him roller-skating through a car park probably counts as a rave in her book, too.
And the good people of Hay on Wye are likely to experience a Rapid Unplanned Disassembly………..Ah, but Jack is coming down from space - where she's been for the last 24 hours
#hotguestsummer for thread title, please.INSTA JACK IS BACK! Horrrrraaaaay! It’s time for #hotguestsummer everyone!
That talk is going to be a fucking train wreck today isn’t it? I have craft beer and nachos for later and I can’t bloody wait.
Thread title nom! If it's not too sweary? Jack Monroe #511 summer time twatSummer time twat
It’s the only explanation, isn’t it? A happy and sober person wouldn’t even think that stuff, never mind write it out, never mind post it on the damn internet to a completely public platform. I’m embarrassed for her, and I can’t even stand the lying grifting space-stealing con-artist.Yeah, she's off of her tits isn't she?
‘standing next to a speaker three times at tall as i am!’
tell me you’ve never been to a ‘rave’ without telling me etc
Yes you’d think she’d be doing a bit of rehearsing if she’s giving a speech? The effort I put into even a stupid PowerPoint presentation at work is pretty mega!!How much were the tickets for her ‘keynote speech’? If I’d bought one, I’d be seriously unimpressed by how little shit she gives about her audience. It’s so bloody disrespectful
I think it's the bald bloke who grows plants in artificial light in an old air raid shelter. The one she went to a concert with and was almost certainly the lodger. She's called him her wingman before.I agree but I also suspect the straight man she keeps going on about isn’t (or isn’t always) SB’s dad - because if they’re up to all this shit together, where the fuck is SB while it’s all happening?
Anyone else and I'd say 100%. But this is Jack, after all, who has form for talking absolute shite on the internet regardless of what she claims to be imbibing (or not).It’s the only explanation, isn’t it? A happy and sober person wouldn’t even think that stuff, never mind write it out, never mind post it on the damn internet to a completely public platform. I’m embarrassed for her, and I can’t even stand the lying grifting space-stealing con-artist.
Oh you mean Mr Potato headI think it's the bald bloke who grows plants in artificial light in an old air raid shelter. The one she went to a concert with and was almost certainly the lodger. She's called him her wingman before.
Neither had I, apparently it was only about 6 weeks ago that it was decided to revert to the Welsh and I hadn’t seen the big newsflash.Tbf I had no idea the name had changed, seems to be somewhat a recent change. (However maybe everyone knew & I'm living under a rock 🫣)
I think she’ll get there and vomit the usual lies and word salad all over her audience. There’ll be nothing new. Poverty is bad; I know first hand what real hopeless poverty is like cos I had to claim housing benefit once upon a time (despite having wealthy parents and a billion opportunities that people who actually grew up in poverty never ever had); poor people deserve food; Tories are bad, the end.Bets on a late guest and an empty chair?
Yes the day one was this I presume. A sober LGBTQ rave. Which is why she was the most sober gay person yesterday.Guessing this is probably the day rave she was at: https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/the-house-of-happiness-pride-party-tickets-618886344717
Looks like it finished at 5pm as a day rave, so not sure why she went to bed at 3.30?!
I might be way off about Simon*, but he comes across as pretty naive rather than an outright grifter. It's not surprising that he's choosing the fence-sitting 'both sides have a point' response.GameGrift recognises GriftGame
But it fits perfectly with the sense of entitlement she has………How much were the tickets for her ‘keynote speech’? If I’d bought one, I’d be seriously unimpressed by how little shit she gives about her audience. It’s so bloody disrespectful
You sound poorly to me. Have you checked your temperature? Best stay home andWhy does she always come ALIVE when i am BUSY. I actually like my kids and have spent time with them all weekend at their put of school club presentations/ workshops, trips out, chillin and more of the same planned for today. I see she is back to talking absolute shite on repeat. Pet if yer shagging yet mate good for you. No one else cares! My old harold keeps arranging days out with his mate who i just cannot be arsed with, hes arranged something with them this afternoon. Our kids like each other but it feels forced. Would much rather do my own thing, but hubby looks forward too seeing his mate.
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