Perhaps she's channelling that bit at the end of Cliff Fucking Richard's 'Wired for Sound' where he starts rambling about all the types of speakers he likes: 'Tall speakers / Small speakers / Wall speakers / But, most, of all I like loud speakers'‘standing next to a speaker three times at tall as i am!’
tell me you’ve never been to a ‘rave’ without telling me etc
If she is trying convince anyone (other than herself) she is sober, she is failing miserably.She really is chatting shit. Like the worst bore on speed.
High onIf she is trying convince anyone (other than herself) she is sober, she is failing miserably.
You do feel sorry for her agent sometimes……………
Please accept my most sincere apologies.Thanks for posting this about an hour after my grocery delivery arrived. WARNED.
Just made me spit my Shady Priest everywhere! WARNED!!!!Hay? Sued? Don't be afraid...
Something else to add to the Things That Didn't Happen list
This (imaginary) mate is quoting a well known meme. God she's gonna be extra horrendous as she gets older. 1 of those sad Mrs Robinson types always trying to compete with the gorgeous young girls. Im always a bit loathe to say she's off her tits cos who can truly know but - she's off her tits. The announcing of utterly ordinary shit as if it's some massive inspirational insight is a dead giveaway.
Can we add keynote to words Jack doesn't understand.
I just cringed so hard my arsehole is a turtleneck. Soz grandpa neckbeard but that video hasn’t been funny for 15 years.
Fuck yes, she’ll be rattling like anything by the time she has to talk in front of people. And then there is the trip homeHigh onfrom last night. She’ll be on a come down by the time she gets to Hay.
Chaos incoming.
Train???So... Bed at 3, up at 6, train to Wales at 6.30.
One could think no shower/clean clothes were involved then (unless she showered before bed). And she'll be talking to people and having pictures taken with them. Ew.
Didn’t old-creepy-beardy beard Simon denounce her the other day?
She's really given up all pretence of him living with her. Any mum can have a night out of course but if you're working bank hol you'd imagine you'd be doing something with them at the weekend. There's never a dickie bird about any activities with him. It's the Just Jack show everytime. I hope to god he's not on twitter.Cringing myself inside out here. Imagine being thirty five years old and someone’s mother and posting this on the internet. 🫠
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