Jack Monroe #510 Simply The guest

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I imagine she’s trained it to Cardiff and been driven from there. Also doesn’t Jack know it’s not called the Brecon Beacons anymore?
Tbf I had no idea the name had changed, seems to be somewhat a recent change. (However maybe everyone knew & I'm living under a rock 🫣)
 
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Thanks for posting this about an hour after my grocery delivery arrived. WARNED.
 
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That's why she is going on about being "sober". She thinks she is so clever.
Excuse the phrasing, but there is more chance of my knob dragging on the ground than her being sober!

Shes mentioned it 118 times already. Which is what all people who are sober do regularly
 
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Can confirm that these are the absolute nads, hauled my arse off the sofa yesterday to go to Tesco and bag some more.
 
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JAYSUS looks like imaginary Raver Jack is a new character entering from stage left. Does she have to be so RELENTLESSLY late onto every bandwagon? It’s embarrassing. A rave doesn’t end at 3am, guest. There were raves we ARRIVED at at 3am FFS. I can’t even.

And the whole “you’ve got a body and it’s on a beach therefore it’s a beach body” Revelation…(sighs) yes Jack, this was a thing we all said in 2019. I know you’ve slept in a drunken stupor through the last ten years but try and keep up lass.
 
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She never seems to stop for a minute to think about how it looks to be popping up spouting teenage nonsense about RAVES and BEACH BODIES when her last twitter engagement was about, you know, her ongoing scamming activities and how people don't actually want to see evidence that monies meant for charity have actually gone to charity, instead of funding her #summerfun
 
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