Tbf I had no idea the name had changed, seems to be somewhat a recent change. (However maybe everyone knew & I'm living under a rock 🫣)I imagine she’s trained it to Cardiff and been driven from there. Also doesn’t Jack know it’s not called the Brecon Beacons anymore?
Higher than a hippy of the 3rd day of an open air festival……….She’s high.
Keynote? You're burbling on in a tent for an hour, love.
Thanks for posting this about an hour after my grocery delivery arrived. WARNED.SUMMERTIME NINNY SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
In the spirit of festival/off her tits/insta guest I have an ice cream related announcement
Any Malvern in the market for something delicious to enjoy alongside a grunk needs to get themselves a box of these pronto. You will not regret it!
See you all later thunderfucks!
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Excuse the phrasing, but there is more chance of my knob dragging on the ground than her being sober!That's why she is going on about being "sober". She thinks she is so clever.
Can confirm that these are the absolute nads, hauled my arse off the sofa yesterday to go to Tesco and bag some more.SUMMERTIME NINNY SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
In the spirit of festival/off her tits/insta guest I have an ice cream related announcement
Any Malvern in the market for something delicious to enjoy alongside a grunk needs to get themselves a box of these pronto. You will not regret it!
See you all later thunderfucks!
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Why is her head wider than her waist?
JAYSUS looks like imaginary Raver Jack is a new character entering from stage left. Does she have to be so RELENTLESSLY late onto every bandwagon? It’s embarrassing. A rave doesn’t end at 3am, guest. There were raves we ARRIVED at at 3am FFS. I can’t even.
The road to hay goes round the Brecons (though it’s now known as Bannau Brycheiniog.. keep up) you dim wit
One of the thread titles when I first came here was “SHE FACETUNED THE SKY” so hopefully that will give you an ideaWhy is her head wider than her waist?
She really is chatting shit. Like the worst bore on speed.View attachment 2203277
And then all of the people on the passing cable car clapped. In Welsh.
Cringing myself inside out here. Imagine being thirty five years old and someone’s mother and posting this on the internet. 🫠View attachment 2203277
And then all of the people on the passing cable car clapped. In Welsh.
We all know your “best ( and only) mate” is SB’s dad so there is no need to highlight he’s a straight man in his forties.
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