Jack Monroe #51 Chains, trains and inedible meals

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To be fair, this advice is weird as fuck. Never seen anyone in Galicia remove the stalks before frying them, and I spent years living a few km from Padrón itself.

This does look like JM's most edible moment...but I am so confused by the whole Greek thing. Did she grow up in a household full of Greek hospitality where everyone was always feeding guests, or did her parents fail to teach her to cook so she had to learn years later by examining the labels on Lloyd Grossman bottles?
 
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I think she's talking about a very err, middle class living wage.

She dug up someones random old tweet from 2016 by the way just so she could faux-answer this question and do this rant about how she is POOR.
 
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Jack does not earn a living wage, she states she pays herself a living wage. So anything earned above that is still there if needed. BIG difference!

Jack is not being perceived as wealthy because she wrote some books People who have been 'shit poor' and only now earning a living wage generally (from my experience of surrounding friends and family) don't possess Tracey Emin art, Vivienne Westwood and Burberry clothing, Groucho Club membership, various Dyson appliances, multiple phones and airpods, Smeg appliances, a water rower, more sideboards than a Cotswold Company showroom, etc. Nor can they pay out over £1,000 on a poorly pet at the drop of a hat.
Most people on a living wage would not be able to afford any of the above, let alone being able to pay the rent on a 3 bed detached bungalow by themselves.
I haven't looked but I'm guessing her trainers are 'fancy' as well?
 
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She dug up someones random old tweet from 2016 by the way just so she could faux-answer this question and do this rant about how she is POOR.
Oh yes, just noticed that! How random...it's almost as if she was...searching it out?!

She just can't resist a Big Late Night Twitter Grumping.
 
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Her dad's not even Greek-born, is he? It's her grandparents? So she's 3rd gen 'Greek'? This is like me specialising in Polish recipes because my Grandpa was Polish and made a mean borscht.
I didn’t want to say this cos I was scared of starting a ruckus over identity politics but omg YES, this Identity is a wild rollercoaster but like most my 2nd gen friends who’d spend school summer holidays in their respective ~motherlands it was a weirdly disillusioning experience where you are aware you’re other than. I certainly would never have felt the confidence to say this is home, because it’s not...

Can’t articulate it but there’s definitely something uncomfortable about suddenly embracing a previously disregarded/unacknowledged identity and dramatically calling it home at 2am on Twitter. Feels a bit like a geographical (when people go abroad thinking it’ll fix their problems but turns out they’re the problem?) at best or just savvy on the pulse bandwagoning...

Her trainers are grotty but the DKL ones are that Nike bubble sole they start from £120. Which again I find bizarre as she really can’t dress but spends a lot on some really bad items.

Edit: sorry I’m wrong, they start from £180 they’re the vapormax.

That’s 18 hours of gross living wage pay?

 
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Tbf cheap compared to a Vivienne Westwood (rip ) dress ?
 
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Not sticking up for her by any means, but I seem to remember the Groucho club membership being part of an award.
 
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This is seriously about her 6th book pitch in the past couple of months. She even says she's got 2 contracted to do already. Why is she pissing about with new ~ideas~ instead of getting on with writing them?
She's flailing around trying to make content, hoping some things will stick and she'll stay relevant. When the food conversation dries up she rallies the troops by tweeting out for suggestions about one of her ailments or makes a cOnTrOvErSiAl statement.
I agree with those who have said the Greek munch looks edible but the Co Op sells all that exact stuff in little pots for lunch. I'm not saying that's where she got it, I'm just saying I wouldn't be surprised
 
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I think this is all part of being single again. Her personality seems to change around different people so now she has to move on again and is embracing being Greek? But regardless I am sure none of these books has been commissioned. Especially not that political/blm one she is claiming
 
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Not sticking up for her by any means, but I seem to remember the Groucho club membership being part of an award.
Yes and I think, fittingly, she was nominated for the Groucho <insert Tom Cruise putting on sunglasses gif> Award.
 
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Oh Jesus, she’s started again and I’m working today! Looks like I’ll be Grunkaing at lunch time.

FFS how can she have the audacity to even write that crap list out, and still say she’s living on the living wage. It’s an outright lie and in very bad taste. Anyone can spend their money as they see fit but stop lying about your circumstances and stop trying to identify as something you’re not mikro Jackie

https://giphy.com/5nkA981xDPcrIoTE6r
 
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Tbf cheap compared to a Vivienne Westwood (rip ) dress ?
This is going to sound so mean girls but where that dress was so ghastly & cheap looking I strongly suspect it was probably from her diffusion line Anglomania, so would have “only” been £2/300 at full RRP. Also last season diffusion lines, especially for dresses that ugly, often end up heavily discounted too so she may have got a total bargain with it. Still not something I’d expect is affordable for many on the living wage but not as ~fancy as she’d hoped for with the name drop
 
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She’s still pretending to earn just a living wage when she scampered off to Edinburgh on the Sleeper, stayed in a beautiful flat , spent money on chain restaurants food , bought ingredients for slop and donated an expensive Nutri bullet .

Yup, of course she’s existing just above the poverty line and is able to imagine planning on a Greek exodus to inflict herself upon the inventors of the wheel.

God help them!
 
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Not sticking up for her by any means, but I seem to remember the Groucho club membership being part of an award.
Ah is that The Maverick award? I read that as she was a nominee and not a winner. The winner gets £10,000 as well as lifetime membership. Happy to stand corrected if I've got it wrong though, it's early
 
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She only seems to mention him in regards to herself. If he has acieved something it is of course down to her fabulous parenting. Or if she is preaching about parenting she will bring him up in the context of "I have a son i.e. I know everything there is to know about bringing up a child" Like her adopted brother is only mentioned when she is the expert on race issues. People are just props in the never ending shit show of her life.
 
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Morning fraus! The PhD has been submitted! Really hoping R Jackie gets on one today - nothing could be better right now than spending the day on the sofa getting righteously furious about someone I've never met

Speculation m'lud, but I'm not convinced Jack made all that greek food. Some of it looks verrrrrry suspiciously like the stuff you get in little plastic boxes at the supermarket - the falafels, the stuffed peppers, the vine leaves. It looks far too edible for Jack and she doesn't explicitly say she *cooked* it, did she??
 
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Morning all, I will heed your advice and stay in the present threads and avoid the heartache (it’s still very raw at the moment )

After all I’m sure there will be much hooting to be had as Jack can’t go very long without ‘doing a chaos’!
 
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