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Ssshhh with this, Jack. Honestly. It’s 1am.
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Jack Monroe #51 Chains, trains and inedible meals
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Her reply to Iain Lee. She should’ve waited until the morning, crap engagement times now!
Groan.
Looks like it's all ready prepared, shop bought food, rather than lovingly handmade by Jack!Good question!
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I'm totally looking forward to a rather revised Greek Glenti this weekend. They absolutely wouldn't have time for her nonsense. They take food very seriously, especially when it comes to the church offerings. My friends mum had her bread chosen a couple of years in a row, and the outrage the other ladies had
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just on this point - I would do BAD things to Joe Lycett and once spent more time than is explainable Googling whether it’s likely and went to bed v happy he’s Bi
I just find it really annoying that if I were to Tweet and ask if her and her kid couldn't have gone round for delicious and abundant Greek cuisine back when they were starving and having to sell beds and toys it would be met with a BLOCK. I get that families fall out and are complicated..but then we shouldn't now have to swallow this notion of an amazing set of Grandparents who would feed you if you stood close enough to push her latest fad of Greek cookery and homely comforts to raise her profile further? Fake 
her grandma’s got a money tree as well as that vineI just find it really annoying that if I were to Tweet and ask if her and her kid couldn't have gone round for delicious and abundant Greek cuisine back when they were starving and having to sell beds and toys it would be met with a BLOCK. I get that families fall out and are complicated..but then we shouldn't now have to swallow this notion of an amazing set of Grandparents who would feed you if you stood close enough to push her latest fad of Greek cookery and homely comforts to raise her profile further? Fake
Oil, butter, salt and pepper, ad infinitum
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QUICK, hide the Vivs and shove that bleeping Emin behind one of the Cotswold Co Sideboards
Trainspotting. More like Common People, as has often been said. Apologies for mega post btw, fraus. It’s because i’m the only one posting. Echo echo echo.
eta - yay! Mega post broken!!
@Silver Linings sorry for double posting I thought maybe you had gone to sleep, was just keeping dick! 
No apologies necessary, I had missed her ActUaLLy PoOr tweet anyway. Teamwork makes the dream work! When I saw the time on yours I was like ‘Whaaa?’ Time zones are confusing!@Silver Linings sorry for double posting I thought maybe you had gone to sleep, was just keeping dick!
Jack wouldn't know about having a day off anything because she hasn't had a holiday in two decades and works 150 hour weeks!
If she uses the word ‘literally’ incorrectly one more time, I am going to make and eat my own chicken porridge as a form of self-flagellation. She is meant to be a published author.
In addition to which, why does she not include the ownership of a 50% cat on her list? She does say everything is included and her list seems suspiciously skewed towards her.
In addition to which, why does she not include the ownership of a 50% cat on her list? She does say everything is included and her list seems suspiciously skewed towards her.
It wasn’t the right time? Greek cooking has surely been more popular in terms of recipe books than whatever it is she’d term her “cooking” as? She makes it seem like some kind of culinary discriminated against minority.
Credit where it’s due, this is the first thing I’ve seen her make that is actually edible. Has she not got a Nutribullet to pulverise her dishes with anymore?Good question!
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Praying for our Partridge-esque documentary to be relocated to Greece as she ~rediscovers her roots, she’s not just a rich girl from Southend after all - there’s so much more :’)Genuine question because I don’t know, I’d suspect a last minute spontaneous holiday on that sleeper train is quite the expense and (shamefully for this country tbh) not accessible for someone actually on the living wage? Am I being unfair?
Went to a northern uni and I remember booking my tickets home (London) at the start of my 10 week term and still struggling cos even 2 months ahead the best prices were £50 minimum, and I was earning above minimum wage with loans & grants.
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This is seriously about her 6th book pitch in the past couple of months. She even says she's got 2 contracted to do already. Why is she pissing about with new ~ideas~ instead of getting on with writing them?
Just for the record also, I only post in tattle. I never comment anywhere on Twitter or insta, I only follow and lurk . Twitter is way too scary, as people are vicious. I’m not a huge social media user, dip in and out. In fact tattle is the only place I have ever spoke out on. Just shows what a horrible bunch you all are!
Pretty much follow and lurk on all SM, and agree Twitter can be vicious
Her dad's not even Greek-born, is he? It's her grandparents? So she's 3rd gen 'Greek'? This is like me specialising in Polish recipes because my Grandpa was Polish and made a mean borscht.
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