Or hyenas and their spiky willies.
(Although tbf that may come up in a pub quiz one day so not entirely useless info)
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(Although tbf that may come up in a pub quiz one day so not entirely useless info)
Ooo Tatties, you're right. And The Stand is a Comedy Venue. Pls pls pls pls pls let this be the longed for stand up gig!!!! I'm off that day so I can be in the audience!Seems guest might be going to the Edinburgh Fringe this year, I’m not remotely interested in looking it up (sorry, just being honest) but a more interested or festival-keen Frau might? (The Stand New Town Theatre?)
. Slow hand clap at every (checks notes) "joke"Edit.... Oo I was a bit late with this!
Guest would be on thin ice suggesting anyone is a perpetrator of child abuse. Abuse is an all-encompassing term which doesn't only mean sexual wrong doings. A social services employee with a light workload might raise an eyebrow at some of her interactions with her own child and make a request for more information.
Oh shut up you idiot. Honestly, no one 'marched' into your office. It's the bleeping internet you twit. And 'God forbid I should be funny'? You've got no worries there, pal.My last mitherings (probably) on the guest, Sue Lee, Prince Andrew thing.
Anderson said something really stupid on May 11th 2022, that foodbank users don't budget properly.
After some increasingly bonkers tweets Jack posted her response. Of course making it personal and offensive.
Anyway long story short Jack did start it
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Anyway all summed up marvellously by dear heart @Veronicaaa
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I'm giddy with the thought that she's performing at a Fringe venue that is purely for comedy.
Either she really thinks her witterings are funny, or there's been a terrible mistake.
I would say, as a Celeryville resident, that I would be there, but that would massively
me, as I suspect I might be the only one in the audience
Either she really thinks her witterings are funny, or there's been a terrible mistake.
I would say, as a Celeryville resident, that I would be there, but that would massively
me, as I suspect I might be the only one in the audience 
Oh bleeping hell have we not suffered enough? She'll turn up in seventeen different tartans, take yet another photo of the Scott Monument, and post some offensively-incorrect Gaelic while she's at it. The Fringe is hell enough without her presence.Ooo Tatties, you're right. And The Stand is a Comedy Venue. Pls pls pls pls pls let this be the longed for stand up gig!!!! I'm off that day so I can be in the audience!
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It’s both brilliant and tragic. The Stand is only quite smol isnt it? I mean you could get maybe 150-200 squished in perhaps, but 50 wouldn’t look empty.I'm giddy with the thought that she's performing at a Fringe venue that is purely for comedy.
Either she really thinks her witterings are funny, or there's been a terrible mistake.
I would say, as a Celeryville resident, that I would be there, but that would massively
Also she’s doing a tragic morning slot, there’s a hierarchy of success related to your venue and time slot (particularly for comedians) she’s doing a time reserved for A Level Drama club‘s reworking of A Clockwork Orange set in Wuthering Heights. The Stand is a decent venue, though.
Re Patreon.
Apart from all of the other things that show how wealthy she is this is the one that surely must make people realise she's rolling in it.
We know most of them are upper tiers, but even If the were on the minimum, losing 24/25 of them means she's about 90 quid down this month.
I would panic if my wages suddenly dropped by £90. I would be OK, but some decisions would have to be made about budgeting for the month. A smol single mother pixie on the breadline would be unable to buy food (by her claim of £20 shops) but she is apparently unbothered and can live without it.
In reality some, if not all, are the highest tier and she must be the best part of a grand worse off this month. If I lost a grand in a year I would be devastated, but she's losing it a month, increasing each month. She's thousands of pounds worse off and still can't be arsed to send out postcards or refund a tenner.
She is just Scrooge McDuck isn't she?
Apart from all of the other things that show how wealthy she is this is the one that surely must make people realise she's rolling in it.
We know most of them are upper tiers, but even If the were on the minimum, losing 24/25 of them means she's about 90 quid down this month.
I would panic if my wages suddenly dropped by £90. I would be OK, but some decisions would have to be made about budgeting for the month. A smol single mother pixie on the breadline would be unable to buy food (by her claim of £20 shops) but she is apparently unbothered and can live without it.
In reality some, if not all, are the highest tier and she must be the best part of a grand worse off this month. If I lost a grand in a year I would be devastated, but she's losing it a month, increasing each month. She's thousands of pounds worse off and still can't be arsed to send out postcards or refund a tenner.
She is just Scrooge McDuck isn't she?
Remember, she's a Scots/Cypriot/Norn Irish/Pitsea blend. She's just embracing her Scottish heritage
It's a brand new venue for the Stand, so I'm not sure. But the angry mob will be expecting comedy!
Always good to have a reminder not to accidentally be in CeleryTown that day.Ooo Tatties, you're right. And The Stand is a Comedy Venue. Pls pls pls pls pls let this be the longed for stand up gig!!!! I'm off that day so I can be in the audience!
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Aw feck it’s the Freemasons Hall, which is beautiful and HUGEIt's a brand new venue for the Stand, so I'm not sure. But the angry mob will be expecting comedy!
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well she IS a joker, so…
Does Jack like girls in scrubs or just boys? It could be this new character with tit chat that she's gently falling in love with.
I once went to a promenade play there, which told a story that led you all around the backstage and attics - it was absolutely superb.
I wouldn't anticipate that level of entertainment with Wor Jackie.
I’m hoping guest will treat the audience to her angry beat poetry.It's a brand new venue for the Stand, so I'm not sure. But the angry mob will be expecting comedy!
duck me! Guest will have more nerve than I credited her with if she actually goes through with it.Ooo Tatties, you're right. And The Stand is a Comedy Venue. Pls pls pls pls pls let this be the longed for stand up gig!!!! I'm off that day so I can be in the audience!
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There will either be a teeny tiny smol audience, or it will be crammed with people asking if she has a good recipe for quiche. Who is guest in conversation with?
The Stand is doing a whole series of 'In Discussion With' as part of the Fringe, currently quite a lot of controversy about it as they've cancelled the one with Joanna Cherry due to some of the venue staff refusing to work it, leaving them without enough staff to fulfil health and safety requirements.
She will just get out her notebook and pencils and three cheap toffees ... or something.
The bar is so low for her.
If they are on lower tiers [ press X to doubt] she could give them "value for money" so easily.
Post backstage pics of her "volunteering" at the King Thing.
Little tease about the fringe, chance to book early.
A beginners guide to portrait mode on the iPhone27.
But she does nothing, that screenshot of her patreon showed one post, I assume the apology for not delivering pls no bully smol Jack.
I think she's getting thousands and she hopes that by not posting people just forget about the sub or assume she's off feeding the povs and too busy to do what she promised.
I also think she doesn't drive because she's still drunk.
Sorry for the mither.
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