Happy Anniversary, chickadees!
And amazingly, she manages to come up with even more pig-based nonsense this year than last.
Jack Monroe #486 Things like carrots and onions are widely sold in many other places for similar prices
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So it’s “I only eat with a spoon unless I am operating a drill or using a hammer to make tit craft projects “ now, is it?
Her being waved through by security will never not be funny. And being recognised for her hat just clinches the deal 
Wouldn't it have been easier to use a screw to make the hole with the screw driver, rather than hammer it in?!
(I've made drainage holes for plant pots by using a screw and screwdriver, I mean, it's just bleeping logical.)
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"Munchausen’s by Internet (also known as “virtual Munchausen” or “cyber Munchausen”) is a phenomenon in which an individual fabricates or exaggerates medical conditions online in order to gain attention, sympathy, or medical treatment." If the cap fits...
spotted elsewhere
"Munchausen’s by Internet (also known as “virtual Munchausen” or “cyber Munchausen”) is a phenomenon in which an individual fabricates or exaggerates medical conditions online in order to gain attention, sympathy, or medical treatment." If the cap fits...
spotted elsewhere
Ey up, Boris is using the Jack Monroe Defence
Whilst Jack is now back tracking on the Guardian interview, I’m left wondering if she will plan to take legal action against Shattenstone.
let’s remind ourselves of what she said last month when the political editor of the Daily Express mentioned her in the same line as wealthy celeb Gary Lineker (who she’s clearly fond enough of to acknowledge in her book).
let’s remind ourselves of what she said last month when the political editor of the Daily Express mentioned her in the same line as wealthy celeb Gary Lineker (who she’s clearly fond enough of to acknowledge in her book).
“Patreon fucked up.” Nope, Jack, you fucked up. Her narc inability to take any accountability does my nut.
How does that twit Tonkinson know it will have 224 pages? I hope it has 1,724 and that enabling head has to read every single word of it.
Oof, Jack! Your “flaxen haired” (just like your sponsor!) publisher doesn’t mention you at all! It’s ok- you must be one of the “and many more”
Oh dear, she’s won more awards than you, and more recently too. All that success must have helped her not get fired when enabling your absolute dangerous patronizing shitshow of a book. Doesn’t mention you here either! #awks!
Oh my bad…
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Ocado.This pig's head nonsense is baffling and I'm spending far too long mithering over it. Pig's heads are huge and heavy. How did she get it when she's been bedridden for days in SEVERE pain? Did a delicious friend bring it to her as a birthday gift? How the hell did she get it into the fridge? Or out again and into the freezer with her SEVERELY ouchy shoulder?
I’m very suspicious, that floor is too clean.
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Here she is with her brethren.
Yes, because Jack is the only person ever to have a pigskin Stetson hat, so it must have been her.Her being waved through by security will never not be funny. And being recognised for her hat just clinches the deal
Where I live you can buy pigs heads in supermarkets, they’re just packaged in plastic like you’d buy any other type of meat. They aren’t too big at all and could easily be carried with one hand. People just shove them in the oven and roast them like any other type of meat.
I don’t get why she’s conjuring up this ridiculous exaggerated image of her lugging this massive head back to her home and having to carve it up like some sort of horror movie.
I don’t get why she’s conjuring up this ridiculous exaggerated image of her lugging this massive head back to her home and having to carve it up like some sort of horror movie.
On its snout surely, red nose day
Oh how the mighty have fallen. 1 year later and it's a meeting with a pig's head to brag about
No, your ~name wasn’t “all over it”~
Also, NOT ~headlining~ it.
“it’s a private joke between me and my MP friends. You pleb squigs wouldn’t get it.” *”Don’t worry though because not a single person who was there knows what the duck I’m on about either.”
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