Love seeing evidence of Jack’s utter irrelevance and genuinely interesting women being highlighted:
Jack Monroe #483 The plans are going well, it’s the execution that seems to be lacking
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Double gins instead of puddings, babe mate, you took one for the Fraus, now duck off. Obvs gently, tenderly, and clearly steamedly…
Also may I please remind you that Jack is not allowed to cross my beautiful bridge, thank (space)you. Not over the railway bridge on the Firth of Forth
My sister-in-law had carved wooden individual blocks on her bathroom shelf that said "LIVE LOVE"
It took her a full week to realise that after my visit it mysteriously said "EVIL VOLE" instead.
My husband for Valentine's day gave me a tin sign which reads "No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes"
And I think he is probably right
And I think he is probably right
Friend had “let it snow” on a similar thing hanging up gaudily over Xmas. A bit of merlot-fuelled vandalism and the next morning her window proudly advertised TITS NOW
Oh dear...
Spotted in the Range earlier...
I hate that the word pumble lives rent-free in my head.
Omfg the covid lockdown / nazi comparison is crazy. I feel like she’s defo one of those types who could end up going full blown conspiracy theorist at some point, she has quite a few traits that I notice some CTists also have.
It’s ok - the real life Pumble lives rent free under Jack’s sofa bed, wanking itself into a violent frenzy to the stench of freezer fish and eggs. It unleashes spores that contaminate her
stash, which may explain the increasing bitterness but also may just be her conscience eating itself. LIVE LAUGH HATE.
Talking of scabs, I'd love to see Jack present MOTD tomorrow
Now, now, tenderheart, it specified "women in *food*". If it had been "women in slop" then Jack would rightly be at the head of the list.
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The honkingTalking of scabs, I'd love to see Jack present MOTD tomorrow
and sniffing would be off the charts, and even the most pro-Tory anti-BBC viewers would be rising up to demand the regular presenters be invited back.
No dear heart, he had "bleep in tow"Or: Daddy's Little Princess On Board.
Wonder if Big Dave ever had one with: Wickle Smol Pixie On Board.
Earliest mention of Pumble I can find is 2012.
I don't know if that means anything to anyone, but I just got curious.
I don't know if that means anything to anyone, but I just got curious.
Omg, I’ve stepped into a conversation about Hundom.
I am far too late butOr: Daddy's Little Princess On Board.
Wonder if Big Dave ever had one with: Wickle Smol Pixie On Board.
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Ickle Smol Pixie On Board.
Those bloody Emma Bridgewater plates that say bollocks like Dinner~Tea or Spaghetti~Bolognaise around the rim can get in the bin as well, along with signs stating the bleeding obvious. I mean, it’s so prescriptive. What if I want to put cereal in my pasta bowl? LJC, can you just stop being so bleeping prescriptive and judgy, Emma? So what if I put Rice Crispies in my Melanzane~alla~Parmagiana receptacle?
Although I would be totally on board with a Bridgewater/Monroe collab loo roll holder bearing the legend Clagnuts~Dangleberries-Winnets.
Although I would be totally on board with a Bridgewater/Monroe collab loo roll holder bearing the legend Clagnuts~Dangleberries-Winnets.
If I was a school person I’d make best friends with you on seeing that!
would make a nice cross-stitch as well…
I think she probably secretly already is, she’s just mostly managing to hide it on SM. Though she’s probably got a sock out there who’s all over it all!
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