We’ve mithered about this previously. It’s a very odd quick that only seems to happen when searching for Jack. Bootrapcook used to show up all results but now you have to search both. I’m wondering I if it’s because those blocked by Jack can’t @Her so they have to say Jack Monroe. I do thinks it’s something to do with cleansing her timeline.
Jack Monroe #483 The plans are going well, it’s the execution that seems to be lacking
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It’s kind of especially funny that she was going on about reading 60000 books a year at the same time as threatening promising the four blogs per week. Lies just come out of her constantly, like you hear about mice peeing.
I’m off work ill. I could do with a chaos. Although, I’d argue her every return could now be labelled a chaos. How long will she last and what will set her off this time?
None of that outfit belongs together. 'Terrible'
Completely off topic but did anyone see Poppy O'Toole on Saturday Kitchen last weekend say "quim" four times, genuinely without a clue what it meant?!
It's funny how this kind of (frankly) odd food is captured in a time and place. As kids we ate anchovy paste. On toast. It never occurred to us that it would be used as anything but a toast spread, and we loved it. It's only just dawned on me that it was manufactured to be some sort of budget alternative to anchovies, and it makes no sense knowing that, because that's not how I knew it.
in a similar vein, the idea of chicken paste makes me feel ill, and just seeing tinned chicken makes me feel queasy.
In conclusion: I have no point to make. I would not eat anchovies on toast, though I'd eat them straight from the fancy little jars in which they are packed so elegantly.
Thanks for joining me on this wild ride of nothing
I know right, those money laundering rules are a real fkr aren’t they sweetheart? Plus cash change!
Also she moved weeks ago she just loves dragging the tit out of this move for likes and to own the trolls
Also she moved weeks ago she just loves dragging the tit out of this move for likes and to own the trolls
I come here expecting Jack based mithering, hilarious jokes and tenderroot care and what do I get? Cheese mites! bleeping Cheese mites!
WARNED.
WARNED.
My thinking exactly, tender one. The shirt/tie/short trousers thing doesn't do her any favours, makes her look short(er) and chubby. With all the resources available online you'd think she would know (by now) how to dress herself nicely.
"My good name". Give. Me. A. Break.Clearly she never saw it (or didn’t until she just grunked here).
Hi Jack!Because you’re very lazy, I’m helpfully providing your pompous reaction from the last time a newspaper BETRAYED you by publishing a letter you didn’t like, so you can just change a couple of words, then cut and paste to those JUDASES at the GUARDIAN.
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In case you want to really stick it to them by telling them about BILL NIGHY and popping a photo of you in TANZANIA in there too, here’s the rest. You know, cos you’ve deleted it.
Dear Mr Farrington, The Mail believes oral sex and Pringles give you cancer. Maybe you shouldn't believe what they write about me either.
Dear Editor, It appears that your correspondent P. Farrington in Tuesdays Letters page has fallen foul of the first rule of Common Sense and Decency that is, do not believe a word that...web.archive.org
This is what an inflated sense of self-importance does to you. She was working for a local rag, she's not Bob Woodward.
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The Mediterranean arse doesn't help either. The trouser suit she wore to the Hopkins trial did her zero favours. She'd have been better off in a skirt, though they are only for those of us who can keep our legs SHUT.
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I shop in Waitrose, and I have no clue
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I also shop in Waitrose and have heard of it. Only because my BinL and SiL buy it. Overrated in my opinion. Been MIA for a while family stuff, all good now, Jack is still as unpleasant and obnoxious as ever.
I shop in Waitrose, and I have no clue
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I also shop in Waitrose and have heard of it. Only because my BinL and SiL buy it. Overrated in my opinion. Been MIA for a while family stuff, all good now, Jack is still as unpleasant and obnoxious as ever.
I mean you'd think she'd know better...
Ok, a kaftan. No, a sleeping bag with just her little feet sticking out the bottom, like a house has landed on her.
Also Spain adjacent
and agreed. A good Manchego is a thing of beauty!This is why she has mentioned it and is probably the first time she has even heard of it isn't it?
Yeh to my eye she's a dumpy little thing. And that newspaper didn't even pay her, that's how much her 'good name' was worth to them. Girl you were a friggin volunteer they patiently indulged not Truman Capote.
Are you saying birds can’t wear traazzers?! Even humiliating ones??
I agree though. She dresses abysmally. I think it’s a combination of assuming expensive things will look good (found in a puddle, obviously) and having no sense of who she is. She doesn’t consider the difference in build or look when magpieing others looks.
God there's so much happening here. I note that even *Nick Taylor* (wooh!) was moved to comment! Loving a different commenter's reference to Jack playing "a mean chess", which they know as fact because - wait for it - Jack mentioned it!a letter you didn’t like, so you can just change a couple of words, then cut and paste to those JUDASES at the GUARDIAN.
Dear Mr Farrington, The Mail believes oral sex and Pringles give you cancer. Maybe you shouldn't believe what they write about me either.
Dear Editor, It appears that your correspondent P. Farrington in Tuesdays Letters page has fallen foul of the first rule of Common Sense and Decency that is, do not believe a word that...
And loving the jackassery spawned by the ill advised mating of bad grammar and pomposity, giving us this gentle suggestion that The Echo please actually repeats the claim
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