Quoting myself. I obviously meant no beans.
Quoting myself. I obviously meant no beans.It’s like that old rhyme. Jack the twat will eat no sauce and squig will eat nothing beans
I'm afraid I consider that to be quite shit.Get caught in the sledge and stumble face first into the dead bird collection (I know they're not real birds, but the way some of them are hanging upside down off the bottom, they are the deadest-looking fake birds I've ever seen)
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Lesson: How to find the socks 101I was just having a peruse of the unacknowledged replies to the tin can canterns and bloody hell
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No wonder she's still churning this shit out when it's just wall to wall simpery in the (controlled) replies. Where do these people draw the line? She says she spent the day hanging her arse out the window shitting onto the pavement below, do they all applaud "well done! saving water!" "fertilises the plants!" "I'll give that a go!!!!"
I'm just so confused
JLC. She needs to buy shares /get medals for Hoarders Anonymous. Holy fuck.Every now and again I’m flabbergasted all over again by the sheer amount of stuff she’s accumulated.
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It’s just…wild. And NO CONTENTS INSURANCE because of POVERTY TRAUMA
Thanks to all fraus who initially immortalized all these pics. A bonus Chesney pic for dearest @MancBee and nice giant fucking tv on the mantel in the Christmas tree pic, Jack.you doI buy”
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LJC. That is a phenomenal collection of Jack shit shots! Excellent if disturbing work, Vali.Every now and again I’m flabbergasted all over again by the sheer amount of stuff she’s accumulated.
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It’s just…wild. And NO CONTENTS INSURANCE because of POVERTY TRAUMA
Thanks to all fraus who initially immortalized all these pics. A bonus Chesney pic for dearest @MancBee and nice giant fucking tv on the mantel in the Christmas tree pic, Jack.you doI buy”
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(ETA not sure why these two random attachments are here, sorry, but they’ll have to stay cos I can’t figure out how to fix as I’m now BUSY)
Yeah it’s a spending addiction Jack’s got. She just likes buying stuff.Obvs not a doctor but I don’t think what she’s doing would fall under hoarding. The NHS website explains it surprisingly well for something I’d assumed to be a real niche?!
Hoarding disorder
Read about hoarding disorder, including why it might happen, why it's a problem and what can be done about it.www.nhs.uk
But she’s not amassing worthless stuff and appears to curate it somewhat and she tries her best to present it for external approval. It just doesn’t look like the hoarder houses you see on tv / I’ve seen one recently IRL that’s in phase 2 of a hoard after a somewhat recent clear out and there’s just a v different aesthetic to the whole thing imo?
Like I think hers is an addiction to spending? Her house looks far more like those ridic early 00s shopaholic shows than anything hoarding related?
She imagines she's Baby Nigella but Nigella’s recipes work, she's professional, she's aspirational, she doesn't claim expertise in multiple areas leaving half arsed diluted ineffectual skidmarks in areas she has no impact, she's not a begger, she doesn't post embarrassingly captioned selfies of a gurning smug face only a mother could love and I don't know anything about her flaps.It’s also where Jack gets her fat cloves of garlic and her “gluts”
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Just looking at this gives me a headache. It would take more time to colour and letter all of these items than it would take to do the actual effing item itself. LJC.Every now and again I’m flabbergasted all over again by the sheer amount of stuff she’s accumulated.
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Thanks to all fraus who initially immortalized all these pics. A bonus Chesney pic for dearest @MancBee and nice giant fucking tv on the mantel in the Christmas tree pic, Jack.you doI buy”
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An old cushion with a random dog on it that came from your strange sitting room with pics of the time you went White Saviouring it up in Tanzania, MamaPapa, and the inspirational artwork on the wall. You know, behind the sofa where you sit facing away from them and can’t see them.Mamapapa, please may I have a room that looks like the slightly damp guest room in your great aunt’s house that hasn’t been changed since the 1970s? Football? Minecraft? No I’d just adore an old cushion with a random dog on it.
I think we’re far enough into the thread for a thread title nomination-o.Straight outta comte.
I'm going to gently, painstakingly raise my hand to say I've done the bubble wrap on windows thing in mid winter, in a poorly insulated bedroom, behind some very nice curtains and facing no people to judge me. It worked a treat. My electricity bill that winter 3 month period was only AUD187 (this was 2019) and I was snug and smug. Sorry!Surprised Professor Muller didn't recommend some other energy saving tips such as, cover your windows in bubble wrap, take all your light bulbs out, put a sheet of cardboard under your bedsheet etc. etc. etc.
No need to apologize, it's a good piece of advice. I would however like to hear the learned professor's opinion on the energy saving potential of solar lights used indoors.I'm going to gently, painstakingly raise my hand to say I've done the bubble wrap on windows thing in mid winter, in a poorly insulated bedroom, behind some very nice curtains and facing no people to judge me. It worked a treat. My electricity bill that winter 3 month period was only AUD187 (this was 2019) and I was snug and smug. Sorry!
Why would asshats on the internet (hi Jack!) criticise you for having pride in an achievement? No Jack, we criticise you for thinking moving furniture to different rooms is an achievement. And SEVENTY boxes?! I know this will have already been mithered on but Jesus Christ. If I wanted to swap two of the rooms round in my house, I would simply carry the things from one room to the other, because I have a normal amount of stuff in my house. I don’t think we had even close to 70 boxes moving a family of three (now four) plus a dog when we moved last year, and I’m certainly not minimalist with my possessions. She’s like that weird puppet lady in Labyrinth who collects junk and builds a house out of junk and lives in a junkyard, and you think on the surface her house looks nice but it’s actually all just junk. You all get the reference yeah? Like Stig of the Dump but Jack of the Junk.As dearest @HotesTilaire pondered many moons ago back in the mists of late 2021
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That was after @Marmalade Atkins had immortalized yet another massive moving “project” involving seventysomething boxes and Jack humping sideboards (this time thankfully NOT in a manky sports bra and support underwear “sexy” way. In a world’s strongest smol pixie way).
View attachment 2013489View attachment 2013490She recently claimed to have given this dining table away too (while lying about how big it actually is and pretending it sits 14). And implying SHE bought it outright.
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Contradicting what she’d said before. I wonder if she had to “snap it in half clean down the middle” like the old one so she could give Louisa back her half before it “trotted off”.
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(@Marmalade Atkins for the screenies and @HotesTilaire for the musings)
PS “Two hour discussion about steampunk and retrofuturistic fashions” is never ever not WTAF
There is now(@That Forensic Man is there an Ikea MALM bed on the stocktake? Cos that sure looks like one)
That's... mind blowing. No wonder she's been packing for six months. Serious hoarding problem there - and how is it possible she accumulated so much *stuff* with the Poverty? Even if most of the crockery was charity shop finds, that's still £££ because of the sheer quantity.Every now and again I’m flabbergasted all over again by the sheer amount of stuff she’s accumulated.
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It’s just…wild. And NO CONTENTS INSURANCE because of POVERTY TRAUMA
Thanks to all fraus who initially immortalized all these pics. A bonus Chesney pic for dearest @MancBee and nice giant fucking tv on the mantel in the Christmas tree pic, Jack.you doI buy”
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(ETA not sure why these two random attachments are here, sorry, but they’ll have to stay cos I can’t figure out how to fix as I’m now BUSY)
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