Now now tenderstem, cooper is no ordinary cat and all her tech takes much power
Mind you these are loud, not good in a flat
Now now tenderstem, cooper is no ordinary cat and all her tech takes much powerI think you ALL need to take a step back and think about what your doing. Have you all forgotten? She has no lightbulbs! She NEEDS to make danger lights to be able to see in the dark evenings so she can continue to scam people on the internet!
And for those asking about Cooper....well, how do you think she powers her internet?
Exhibit A
https://giphy.com/yaUG0KDAcIcWA
Shame on you fraus, shame on you!
I wish I was good at photoshop as I’d love to see a goat playing kitchensI see she is still behaving. Good girl pet. You never know that man might let you have a goat playing kitchens for him soon. You might get to shred the lettuce with serated sissors to make it fancy.
I was going to say this but I quite fancy Jack as an annoying little goat, there is a donkey near us called Dave who sounds like Jack on a bad day.That was an epic point for your spacebar to decide to have a day off, tenderstem.
Jack seems to be the type to sell an item for £5, not be arsed to post it any time soon but buoyed by her ‘profit’ goes on to spend £50 on assorted crap.It's all so fucking staged, isn't it? She's obviously closed the curtains in daylight and as for the records in the old suitcaseI'd sell a kidney to see Jack's eBay search history.
She wanted to indicate to the world that she was Hillary's and branding was a step too far.Little did you know how prescient you were given that you’re now a valued frau on a complete Caca Phoney’s Tattle thread.
View attachment 2012140ETA I will never understand why she’s got a wonky Venetian blind next to a different sized Venetian blind tattooed on her arm. Was she at one point trying to marry a wealthy B&Q area manager?She thinks this is very clever so she’s said it a lot.
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Sorry, not quite myself todayWhat the fuck in the autocarrot was going on there?! Remnants dear, remnants! Fuck knows what remembants are bit they sound chirpy
She's such a basic bitchThat image on the lower part of her left arm (the right side of the photo) looks like part of this Crowded House album cover image:
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The goat kitchens are much cleaner than Jack’sI wish I was good at photoshop as I’d love to see a goat playing kitchens
Those two bloody pictures in the bedroom, travel around the house quite a lot too .View attachment 2013717
And her poor son ended up with that rank greasy old chest of drawers in his bedroom last year when Jack did the “makeover” and posted it to everyone online.
View attachment 2013719Luckily it’s blatantly not really his bedroom and she was lying, so Jack has the rank greasy old chest of drawers in HER bedroom. Fortunately, she’s been sleeping on the sofa of her giant house for the past 6 + months to “practise” sleeping on the sofa in the hydrangea-bedecked forever home, so she’s far, far away from the rank greasy old chest of drawers. Or not.
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Oh oh oh, I know who this is, she's a serial poster on the advice threads who has trained her phone to write an instead of and
It makes a lovely stand for that power bar.Is this the sledge that she claimed to have found in (i.e. stole from) someone's front garden?
Looks pretty antique, not something I imagine SB would be out on during the current snow.
Maybe Jack 'Two Sledges' Monroe was talking about another one. So dificult to keep track of all the 'stuff' she has acumulated.
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I don't think Our Jack has even been accused of producing edible food now, has she?Or edible.
Get caught in the sledge and stumble face first into the dead bird collection (I know they're not real birds, but the way some of them are hanging upside down off the bottom, they are the deadest-looking fake birds I've ever seen)It makes a lovely stand for that power bar.
And I'm sure more than one person has caught their toe in those rails when the lights were out. I hope Burger Boy was able to escape unscathed.
But whatThose two bloody pictures in the bedroom, travel around the house quite a lot too .
She’d moved rooms by then so he’d probably have been more concerned about the honk emanating from the crap-filled bookcases and the not particularly clean bedding.It makes a lovely stand for that power bar.
And I'm sure more than one person has caught their toe in those rails when the lights were out. I hope Burger Boy was able to escape unscathed.
Actual photo of "recipe testing and development day" at Jack's houseJack’s entire kitchen is already a complete fire hazard/safety nightmare though, so the candle tins are really just thecherrypilchard on top of the trifle.
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PS check out the date on this bottom one. 4th Feb.
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