I truly believe I would rather smell that for eternity than be forced to eat a single meal cooked using a small jar of miscellaneous oil dregs painstakingly collected from fish tins.
That would make me feel very unwell (a sort of not-hole?)
I truly believe I would rather smell that for eternity than be forced to eat a single meal cooked using a small jar of miscellaneous oil dregs painstakingly collected from fish tins.Also, I'm now thinking what the bloody hell does dregs of candles various melted together smell like? The olfactory equivalent of when one mashed all the primary school poster paints together, with no knowledge of colour theory, and created that lovely murky brown colour?
Creativity, innit?Why does she insist on abusing perfectly good items by putting them to a use for which they were not intended?
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Do you know, this is exactly what I thought when I saw arts & craft Jack.Remember when you were a kid and would make 'perfume' with a few pilfered flower petals chucked in a bucket of water? Coming soon in Jack Hacks.
Her 'oh' genre of reply is so smug and smart arse. At least she actually acknowledged that squigs experience instead of replying about the time she suffered 95% 3rd degree burns but healed with cups of tea from dear friends and a kidney and melon casserole.
I had one of these 'candles' thrown over my head when I got caught up in a pocket of unrest while I was working. You don't need to stretch to plaited wick string! The remnants from a cut up t shirt (which you've used to make cleaning cloths) will do in a pinchJack, a plaited, double knotted wick in a freshly washed milk bottle topped up with petrol also makes for a good alternative if you can't scrape any more wax from a spent Jo Malone that your ex might have left
#sweetiettoptips
Having spent NYE constructing that home essential “a compost tumbler”.When was “no-spend year”? 21 or 22?.
"Reader, I burgered him"I wonder if we'll get birthday Jack held aloft by close fam and friends who insisted- you don't have to cook today, no really, please don't cook for us today or Saucy Sex Jack wink wink gosh my muffin has been buttered for 8 hours by the yummiest lover they kneaded me til indeed my yeast did rise. Place bets now.
She did. And had them on the side of her bath, ready to be red hot and deliver 2nd degree burns and/or melt rings in a plastic bath. De ja Jack is the worst.Not more tin cans. She did something similar when researching for Grifty kitchen, probably about 2 years ago. I think she painted them eau de nil with teal spots.
Stupid bloody cunt.
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Awww I miss insta Jack. Twitter and it's silly character limit. Did anyone guess what her NY resolution was that was unpinning everything she did?Having spent NYE constructing that home essential “a compost tumbler”.
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No spend year 2021. Almost brought down at the first by William Morris
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(Screenies from @Silver Linings and @Marmalade Atkins)
Luckily, Jack’s NY resolution 2021also involved decluttering, so in light of that the no spending part was easy!
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(Nice dustpan and brush hanging above the food prep surface, you compost tumbling minger)
What with this and SweetieT’s cunté post earlier, I’m really glad I did all those Kegel exercisesJust nearly coughed up a lung laughing
'See if you can guess what it was as the year goes by'. I beg your fuckin pardon. No one, not even the swivel eyed squigs, are wondering about your resolutions as the year passes. Pull your little cow pat wig out your arse.Having spent NYE constructing that home essential “a compost tumbler”.
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No spend year 2021. Almost brought down at the first by William Morris
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(Screenies from @Silver Linings and @Marmalade Atkins)
Luckily, Jack’s NY resolution 2021also involved decluttering, so in light of that the no spending part was easy!
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(Nice dustpan and brush hanging above the food prep surface, you compost tumbling minger)
All she could find in the puddleNervous face...Why does she buy jackets that are too small.
I once pronounced cacophony like kakafoneyOh don't, I'm still cringing about using the word ostensibly incorrectly at work over two years ago
Isn’t that the toaster she definitely doesnt have too..?Having spent NYE constructing that home essential “a compost tumbler”.
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No spend year 2021. Almost brought down at the first by William Morris
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(Screenies from @Silver Linings and @Marmalade Atkins)
Luckily, Jack’s NY resolution 2021also involved decluttering, so in light of that the no spending part was easy!
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(Nice dustpan and brush hanging above the food prep surface, you compost tumbling minger)
Of course they're her mums old Gü pots, couldn't be her own could they, only Just Essentials chocolate pudding pots for old Jackie ... in fact, she prefers them! They're a dead ringer for Hotel Chocolat products!Still, the revival of Arts & Crafts Jack gives me the perfect opportunity to remind everyone of her previous foray into candle making - which, bizarrely, led directly to the "I used to work in a brothel" reveal.
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ETA ... oh ffs JackThat's not a Gu pot, Jack.
If I sit here wondering why she lies all the time about utterly pointless things, I'll melt my brain.
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She lied about that too. She just wanted to gotcha the squigIf you're a "campaigner and author" who hasn't raised the profile of anything apart from Asda and Farrow & Ball for the past year, has no paid work on the horizon, can't even give your "best book yet" away and appear to be collecting CCJs like Pokemon, do you:
A: Do some fucking campaigning (there's a little cost of living situation going on at the moment? Don't know if you've heard) and hopefully secure yourself some paid work off the back of it.
B: Get a salaried job and softly, gently accept that your five minutes of "fame" are up.
C: Make some candle holders out of old bean tins.
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Still, the revival of Arts & Crafts Jack gives me the perfect opportunity to remind everyone of her previous foray into candle making - which, bizarrely, led directly to the "I used to work in a brothel" reveal.
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