I'm really sorry, and I have looked for it, but what on earth is this cheese nonsense about?
Hi Jack, you have the same initials as Miranda Hart, no Suspicious Goings On hereHere it is, the really makes you think origin story. Never not funny.
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You fill them full of water, freeze them and then you can do this without bending the tin (I know someone that made loads for a wedding), you then let the water melt and voilà!How do you hit a screwdriver through a can without bending the hell out of it? I'm not a crafty type, I'd use a power drill, or a nail and a hammer...
What an idiotic thing to be doing with your time. She should get a job instead of.
That award was in 2020, tender oneUp for an award sponsored by a specialist foodstuff, so she proceeds to tweet about how cheap asda leavings-cheese is just the same.
What a prat.
That's way too clever for Jack..You fill them full of water, freeze them and then you can do this without bending the tin (I know someone that made loads for a wedding), you then let the water melt and voilà!
Send coffinos, that's fabulously inappropriate! Jack and her ridiculous use of the wrong word can't be blamed onAt the risk of doing a Jack and elevenerifing that……I managed to call my (German) boss a nazi in a email because thechanged “nos”
So instead of the email reading: These nos (numbers) will kill us, it changed it to These nazis will kill us
Nervous face...OFF TOPIC: It’s still too early to be awake here but I was woken by some inclement weatherso I’m going to go back to sleep and try to dream a dream (even though I love you all ~and~ cheese very much) that when I wake up the Jack Monroe threads will no longer be dominated by cheese chat.
ON TOPIC:
TWAT
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When was “no-spend year”? 21 or 22?.I wonder how long her ‘buying things ban’ is going to last. I bet she’s already ordered another six Cotswold sideboards since she sent that tweet.
Also those tin candles look dire, impractical, and a waste of everyone’s time. This is the type of thing she considers as part of her 100 hour work week, whereas to anyone in the real world it’s just pointless fannying around. Nobody wants to decorate their house with literal trash, Jack. Just like nobody wants to sand down an old tuna can to make an egg ring.
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It went to another school.When was “no-spend year”? 21 or 22?.
No jacket is large enough to contain her vast ZZ rack.Nervous face...Why does she buy jackets that are too small.
Why didn’t she make it into a sieve, then?Why does she insist on abusing perfectly good items by putting them to a use for which they were not intended? Don't use your screwdrivers as awls, you'll damage them and if it slips, you could damage yourself. She is so thoughtless and irresponsible.
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What a hairy little bum.I eat cheese but also have a fear of cheese mites. I don't like them, I want them to stop eating all the cheese. I'm not prepared to make friends with them. I hope they get swallowed by a brambly mouse. I bet Jack's bungalow contains an entire nation of cheese mites.
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