Wow, what a dreadful list. Charlie Craggs is an absolute sicko who joked about how they were gonna transition their baby nephew and wanted to do bottom surgery on him. I have irl mutuals with them and they are not a nice person at all.
Jack Monroe #482 Absolute Talent Abyss
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You have to feel sorry for the LL. Bet there is tons of work to do to. Get it to either saleable or rentable standard. Jack will have been so busy packing boxes of her shite, she won't have given any consideration to deep cleaning the place once empty. Unless that is where she is.... Up to her ears in bicarb, Vinegar, lemons etc doing a deep clean on the bungamansion. Hahahaha ha as if.
A hat crime?
THIS. Whenever someone unlurks after realising we’re not the bunch of despicable bullying trolls they expected, and that many of us have been softly, gently, painstakingly a bit battered by our experience of the smol piece of work, I imagine frauen as Sid’s mutant toys. So much so I saved this to post a couple of weeks ago but the thread and the Jack world chaosed on, as it used to, and the moment passed.Why does the first picture make me think of the mean boy next door in Toy StoryShe looks like she’s about to smash that milk bottle over someone’s head.
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I did have a look in The Works yesterday for Slop: The Complete Works, as I was in looking for something else. I go in fairly regularly so will keep my eyes peeled. Bono's recent book Surrender was in the bargain bin in there which seems like quite a fast turnaround for that book (might not be, just my perception) so Jackie is next. I will buy it from there when i see it, just for a hoot.Final Tesco Grifty Kitchen update:
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Jack's magnum opus has gone from my local store, replaced by something called Baked In One. It was there the other day, honking up the shelf, but it has been ignominiously cast out, no doubt by a nefarious Tory doing the bidding of a mendacious Putin farm bot. Unfathomable!
Where will it appear next, in The Works for £1, or shredded for hamster bedding? Eyes are peeled. WARNED.
This. This tit is what gets to me more than anything else. Her lies are so out in the open, and yet she is still being lauded by the morons that are diva, by the stans the Hellsite going "oh, follow BootstrapCook, she has this nailed", by journos trying to bash out column inches who ignore everything they read with a simple "ah, Troll", by the authorities knocking on people's doors and arresting them for a so-called hate crime cos people are calling out pweirdo drag Queens given access to toddlers instead of dealing with out and out fraud amounting to hundreds of thousands of pounds. (don't whataboutery about PPE, the police should be doing their jobs wrt ALL crimes).Also the time she had a full time job on a newspaper. And posted FIVE PAGES of posts on her blog, at least one post most days of February, many with varied recipes she was making, with lots of ingredients and with pictures, all very upbeat in tone.
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Oh and she was also, unusually, home with her son all day every day for the first half of the month (as he was normally at Sure Start, apparently) having lots of jolly fun times and watching DVDs on her non existent TV that she’d sold, and helping clean out her DEAD grandad’s place at the weekend.
I'VE GOT A BRAND NEW JOB AND I'M SO EXCITED I COULD SQUEAK!
As ever, it’s been a bit of a week. Although I’ve already squeaked to those on my private Facebook page a few days ago, I can finally let a big cat out of a straining bag and tell you all that as o...web.archive.org
But was also apparently at the very same time in desperate dire straits, at rock bottom, with bailiffs pounding down the door, in the rain, and using a food bank.
11 Days With Small Boy: Column for the Echo & Gazette, 12th Feb.
It's been 11 days now since Small Boy has attended nursery. For a Mum who was used to sending her little cherub off into the capable and happy hands of the local Sure Start centre, suddenly finding...web.archive.org
Here are all Jack’s February 2013 posts. Like duck was she using a food bank in February 2013 let alone any of that other despicable bullshit. Jack Monroe is a bleeping disgusting lying, weaponizing, manipulative bleep of the highest order.View attachment 2003314View attachment 2003315
I guess she had to hide those wounds from her coworkers at the paper too. And she must have stolen the food for all her blog recipes, and put on a brave face for her blog readers while lying to them? Or she’s lying in this blog post to own an undergraduate student who wrote a piece about her (and who she deliberately incited a pile-on of, causing the student to have to shut down all her social media)?
Here’s that post. Full of bleeping disgusting lies. And still up on her blog, unlike all these other posts that the manipulative bleep deleted because they don’t fit her bullshit backstory
“The rain is just as wet, when you went to a grammar school. It soaks you to the skin, and your three year old, too.” (TRIGGER WARNING)
I’d like to apologise to anyone I seem to have mortally offended with my apparent ‘conventional attractiveness’ and taste for middle eastern food. In an article published today on…cookingonabootstrap.com
Posts from February 2013 on A GIRL CALLED JACK
10 posts published by Jack Monroe (OurSouthend) during February 2013web.archive.org
Where is justice (for Iqbal), let alone anybody stepping in to investigating and putting an end to the heinous tit Jack is up to? Whether that is for her patrons, the charities she is defrauding, the people who mistakenly believe she is doing good things... And most importantly, her child???? Grrrrrrr.
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I'm estranged from my family, but if they saw this type of behaviour online from me, they'd step in. Either anonymously by reporting me to SS (if I had young kids), RSPCA (if I had animals), HMRC, etc or in person or by finding somebody in my friendship circle to "have a word" and check on my wellbeing.
Does she really have NOBODY at all around who gaf about her or the boy ????? Because that is what it increasingly looks like.
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Why wouldn’t she have her sons party at her own house??
Oh, and as @VeniVidiVicki pointed out a few threads back, she was efinitely lying at Greenbelt that her parents fostered 80-85 children over a decade.
Because 2012 THE POVJack said this:
“Approximately 70” in the almost 20 years since she was “5 or 6 years old”. Not 80-85 in a decade.
Which exactly agrees with what Big E says a couple of years later, after they’ve retired.
Because 2012 THE POVJack said this:
“Approximately 70” in the almost 20 years since she was “5 or 6 years old”. Not 80-85 in a decade.
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Do any of you follow Cookstrap Bot on Twitter? Latest tweet, ‘Sometimes I add a single weetabix to my curry.’
How could she drink the formula the food bank gave her if SB was three at the time? They don’t give formula to three year olds, they drink cows milk. And why did she say in an interview she’d never been to the food bank, then another interview she went once, and in another blog she implied it was a regular reliance?
Why would she state she should have ‘sold kisses for a dollar’ given her ‘conventional attractiveness’ rather than write, when she’s since said she literally was a SW to make rent & buy food?
The more years which pass the more impoverished, desperate and su*ci*al her past becomes. I don’t believe any of it.
Why would she state she should have ‘sold kisses for a dollar’ given her ‘conventional attractiveness’ rather than write, when she’s since said she literally was a SW to make rent & buy food?
The more years which pass the more impoverished, desperate and su*ci*al her past becomes. I don’t believe any of it.
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"That man" really is treading on Jack's toes now. Not only is he doing cheap meals, they are also "gnarly" too. Is that another word for slop?
Because tenderpotato, as 2019 Jack told us, it was full of cold and mould and damp and she had No LIGHTBULBS and no fridge for TWO YEARS.
In fact, going from what Xanthe Clay says in March 2013, (the exact same month as Jack’s birthday post where she mentions her son’s party), it sounds like a right old shithole that nobody in their right mind would ever want to go to, let alone eat and drink there.
Oh, wait…apart from all her friends
And Xanthe Clay.
And Jack was SO POOR in 2013 she was a prostitute and stealing food to survive
so she definitely will not have had anything to play music on for the fun party games.
Except for this nice iPod. Which as she’d sold everything she owned in 2012, I guess must have given to her by one of her “Johns” as payment in kind for “personal services” rendered.
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Would you send your child to a party at Jack's house?
Annoyingly, journos have always just printed any old tit that she tells them with zero proof whatsoever. This bullshit that she got death threats over a weekend in Feb 2013 for a piece she wrote in April 2012 FFS.
Made it into this Telegraph article as fact. This is the article that really launched her Career as a Pov too.
My 49p Lunch With A Girl Called Jack: The Telegraph, 2nd March
“Food prices are soaring, and food itself, particularly budget food, is under scrutiny following the horsemeat debacle. Careful shopping and home cooking are suddenly a national priority. And…
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She’s the Jill Tyrell of food. Just needs smashed prawns in a milky basket.
Well there’s a struggling working class food and drink choice if ever there was one.
Yeah that was shocking from a chef. Leggy is on my list of dirty bastards for that, in addition to doing the tango with Jack.
"Hello, is that the Haberdashery truant support service?"
"Yes, it is. Dierdre speaking, how can I help?"
"Well, it's 10am and I can see two lads outside the corner shop on Brook Street! In their uniforms and everything!"
"Thank(space)you sir, we'll send a car over straight away. They'll be back in their maths class by 10.30 - mark my words!"
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I thought it was because she is the best shag Linda has ever had. Or Jack is still turning tricks for her on occasion *sex work*
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