Jack Monroe #482 Absolute Talent Abyss

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Jack's labia rises again.
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I need to invent new words to describe how much I hate that haircut on her.
It looks like it's been unevenly shaved and then grown out. Absolutely terrible.
 
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I can only understand it due to my current loft situation.
When grandparents die parents tend to grab stuff , realise they can't fit it all in and so gradually offer it their kids . Or is this just my family...
I have ration books, Autograph books, canteens of cutlery , several cliff Richard calendars , more photo albums than I have had lasagne and a shit chest of drawers I keep meaning to upcycle.

Jack's grandparent was a landlord. Imagine the shit she got. Or just look at her awful hoardy kitchen pics. Case solved m'lud.
 
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Looking back, she was lying the entire time, but they seemed more under the radar type lies. Not the massive, obvious ones she started spouting not long after that.

I stopped paying much attention around the Kickstarter time, but it really looked like she'd taken far too much on with it, and I wondered how she'd manage (she didn't!) The really big lies, almost falling under trains, a new concussion every week, the heart attacks, four hour school run etc seem to really begin from around this period. The break up with Leggy seems to coincide with SB spending more time with his dad, due to the school location, and it obviously left her with more alone time to create drama. If someone had given her a kick up the backside sorted out proper therapy at that point, she might have been helped, but it looks like she was left to her own devices and, well...
 
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It looks like it's been unevenly shaved and then grown out. Absolutely terrible.
Mine went a bit like that when my thyroid went up the swanee. It looks as if there might be a skin condition lurking under the rat-nibbled thatch as well.

If you've got dodgy hair due to things like that, you need to get yourself to an experienced hair stylist who can make the most of what you have, not attack it with nail scissors or dog clippers.
 
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I think she was growing out her truly awful Tony and Guy reverse mullet.
 
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Leggy gave the death stare to the TV presenter who suggested that it was important to wash the cutting board and the knife and your hands after handling raw chicken. Dirt and grime may be the least of the hygiene problems in her kitchen.
Yeah I thought her response on that show was rude. The presenter, Steph McGovern, always seems really nice imo.
 
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I need to invent new words to describe how much I hate that haircut on her.
Mae Martin wannabe Jack/ got milk/double dip Jack always makes me feel a bit ill
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Even moreso since we found out that Weezer was at a C4 thing with Mae Martin at the time of the facetune
 
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I wasn't a member of Twitter during all of that time and I also didn't read about the Kickstarter stuff till later so maybe she wasn't as likable as I thought she was then.
 
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Dear tender potato, surely you are aware of Jack's three approaches to hairdressing? One is a visit to Toni and Guy, two is a 'that'll do/happy with that' Jack softly, gently cutting her own hair, and three is the short lived visit to the wonderful Turkish barber who came into Jack's life and changed everything. Until a week later when her hair completely changed again. There may be more. Can we have a timeline reconstruction dearheart @Valiofthedolls?
 
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Yeah I thought her response on that show was rude. The presenter, Steph McGovern, always seems really nice imo.
Steph and Leggy seem to have a good relationship. Bet they have a good old bitch and eyeroll at Jack's latest shenanigans
 
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Wonder if she has gone on holiday. Wasnt she jetting off all the time last spring with Harold. Could explain the silence, but then i am surpised she has bee able to keep a teasing photo of her pretending to be asleep somewhere or laughing at someone/ something just out of shot.
 
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On holiday?! In term time!? She is a committed single parent!
 
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Is Jack still away?

Are we still mithering? Or do I need to grunk?

Love, a busy Frau xx
 
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Have we seen that voting is open for Diva's Awards? Guess who's nominated...
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Shortlisted for what exactly? She's done precisely nothing to help anyone other than herself in the past year. Shortlisted for a non existent and unnecessary of it did exist, price index? Shortlisted for advocating shoplifting whilst working with a shop brand? Shortlisted for promoting her own ego with a grammatically incorrect self promoting range of products for "charity" that the charity distanced itself from? Shortlisted for some half hearted and factually incorrect energy payment advice about cancelling Direct Debits? Shortlisted for failing to produce any meaningful advice, meal plans or anything to help in the cost of living crisis? Shortlisted for producing a poorly written book with dangerous advice? Shortlisted for failing to advocate or campaign for those living in actual poverty? Or is she shortlisted for gifting the world the Quarter hack aka a performative stocktake check of the cupboards before yomping to Asda with toffees in her pocket? Good to see DIVA promoting a self promotor
 
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Can Diva even call itself a magazine anymore? It’s a poorly written online newsletter nowadays. You can’t buy the issues in shops, you can only get them through mail order. I’m imagining the editor stapling them together in her living room before posting them to the remaining three subscribers.
 
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Re. the Smeg fridge(s). She was apparently gifted one by a friend a few years ago which was too big for anywhere she lived. So when that one finally died, what did she do? She bought another, larger one (American style, double doored, almost £3k IIRC) in 2020, not long after she'd put out her big beg for money at the start of the pandemic.
 
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