How can you clean properly with all that tit everywhere?
Jack Monroe #482 Absolute Talent Abyss
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Come come tenderstem, clean? Another word she doesn’t know the meaning of
This is heartbreaking. That poor, poor kitten.
You SHAN'T
She is an absolute bleeping sociopath when it comes to animals in her “care”. No two ways about it.
Are we talking about her hands again?
Well she's certainly influenced me. I now avoid adenoidal, trembly, entitled grifters!
I’m a bit behind but yes! This! I had a crappy lockable cupboard in the shared kitchen, I lived on ‘cheap dry things you boil or add hot water to’, occasional happy meals back when they were about £2, yellow sticker stuff in Morrisons and fresh air. I was bony skinny. If it wasn’t for the orange in a vodka & orange I think I would have got scurvy
but my halls / rent was paid (eventually - had to get a bloody bar job THE UNFAIRNESS I wish Patreon had existed) I had access to a bathroom and a bed and I was happy. Jack has a hundred times more than that and she’s a perpetual victim.It’s sad really. One day soon SB will tire of his narc mother and then she’ll really be alone. I don’t believe all this two meetings a day, dog groomer friend, I’m a sponsor, I volunteer cobblers, she thanked her agent who very quickly LEFT in her book and she even thanked celebs I’m not even sure she’s met?! Even SBs tribute was wrapped up in forever house nonsense. She sits at home logged in to Twitter sock accounts arguing the toss because she’s got nowt better to do. I personally don’t think she’s dry/clean and for this and many other reasons hope she gets proper help. But I honestly don’t think it will be an easy recovery because she has to admit she’s the problem and she’s a long long way off that.
She's clearly never accidentally turned the selfie camera on and seen herself chin first
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Yeah we did too, the less said about that the better.
They both had the same necklace. Each necklace had both a lock and a key. It’s less sub/dom and more copycat glomming onThat they belong to each other.
They probably thought they were being cutesy showing that they were in a sub/dom relationship as 'ownership' jewellery can be worn to show you belong to a master. However I can assure you no one in the community would be that obvious and also no one cares.
Frauen, I regret to inform you that tonight ... I accidentally fingered a supermarket lasagne.
(It was proving difficult to scoop out of the plastic tray while holding a plate in one hand and somehow in all the utensil juggling chaos I accidentally stuck my finger right in it)
Money/ Timeline Mither. From the series of posts @HotesTilaire grabbed where Jack self identifies as a bleep, where she’s about to pay a letting agent £2,200 the next day,
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Can we assume that this new place she moved into the very next day after that post cost £1,100 a month? (First month’s rent and deposit equal to first month’s rent?)
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You know,
BEFORE JACK
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Clearly this was initially a 6 month lease cos it got renewed the following February.
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And by April 2017 she was rattling the begging bowl to pay her rent
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(while simultaneously posing in £1,000s of makeup and clothes on Mrs Gloss throughout March and April 2017 and being awarded £25,000 from Katie Hopkins in early March 2017).
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She moved out of there in June 2018 after she’d already got together with LJC. No way she got that deposit back and it likely cost a lot more than that to put it back the way it was pre-Jack too.
Plus the fact that she moved out of there into a smaller place and was very openly and publicly begging for rent money over a year before strongly suggests to me that this might well be the place (or one of the places) she screwed over the landlord by not paying rent and ultimately got evicted from.
New smoller place
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Mind you, something went awry in this place too given that she didn’t move in til mid-late June 2018 and was out of there and into the “costs £3,330 a month to live in” crappy bungamansion (brought to you by LJC and the letters G.R.I.F.T) by the middle of Feb 2019.
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(thanks andto @colouredlines and @Marmalade Atkins for all the screenies).
ETA it’s amazing how all Jack’s homes are her “dream homes” (until she completely fucks them up) too.
1. Weird that this woman, who Jack clearly thinks should have shut her legs and not breeded, has the manners to come and collect the tray after she threw it so she could drop that final clanger.
Also, lol at the idea that she 'designed' that kitchen, as if she's created a test kitchen rather than adding a spenny fridge and then destroying it with tat.. it looks like every other galley kitchen on earth.
She also put her fire service training to good use by stacking books very close to both sides of the fireplace, and hanging things directly above it.
Hang on... Her friend gave her a Smeg fridge that sat in "her shed for years" as all her previous places had been too small. Where was this shed if not attached to a property she's living in? Does she separately rent a shed? Was it actually at her parents' place (in which case why not say so)? So bizarre and the more you think about it just sounds like a lie to cover the fact she bought it.Money/ Timeline Mither. From the series of posts @HotesTilaire grabbed where Jack self identifies as a bleep, where she’s about to pay a letting agent £2,200 the next day,
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Can we assume that this new place she moved into the very next day after that post cost £1,100 a month? (First month’s rent and deposit equal to first month’s rent?)
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You know,
BEFORE JACK
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Clearly this was initially a 6 month lease cos it got renewed the following February.
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And by April 2017 she was rattling the begging bowl to pay her rent
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(while simultaneously posing in £1,000s of makeup and clothes on Mrs Gloss throughout March and April 2017 and being awarded £25,000 from Katie Hopkins in early March 2017).
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She moved out of there in June 2018 after she’d already got together with LJC. No way she got that deposit back and it likely cost a lot more than that to put it back the way it was pre-Jack too.
Plus the fact that she moved out of there into a smaller place and was very openly and publicly begging for rent money over a year before strongly suggests to me that this might well be the place (or one of the places) she screwed over the landlord by not paying rent and ultimately got evicted from.
New smoller place
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Mind you, something went awry in this place too given that she didn’t move in til mid-late June 2018 and was out of there and into the “costs £3,330 a month to live in” crappy bungamansion (brought to you by LJC and the letters G.R.I.F.T) by the middle of Feb 2019.
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ETA it’s amazing how all Jack’s homes are her “dream homes” (until she completely fucks them up) too.
Hmm, so people can vote for somebody who is
Attractive
Educated
Cock abstinent Lesbian
Married
Married to somebody of a different ethnicity
A parent who is actually there with her child
Genuinely disabled
Multilingual (as per the communicating in both BSL and English, for a start)
Produces educational content upon disability, LGBT history, parenting, clothing, disability aids, childcare, design, faith....
or they could vote for Linda's aged out pet?
I guess she could have moved it from shed to shed but how many rentals come with a shed?! Unless she filtered them by shed inclusion so she could move her smeg fridge
(and why wouldn’t she just rent a place which fitted the fridge she loved so much?!) and who gives away a smeg fridge?! Oh it doesn’t matter, she’s clearly bought it but she always does that thing liars do, they pre empt you being suspicious so they over compensate with information to explain themselves. She does it all the time.She can design the kitchen anyway she likes, as long as she doesn't paint it
Jack apparently salvaged book cases from skips and elsewhere, and in the pictures that Valli posted, she mentions that she was building them up as she’d secured a tenancy. Isn’t it amazing she was lucky enough to find book cases that were carefully dismantled, and softly gently placed in a skip with all the screws and parts conveniently placed nearby?
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