Sandi is talking nipples
She is. Out of everything she has done, that is the worst for me. I would be perfectly fine with her taking free money from idiots for the rest of her life if it meant that she stayed far away from animals.She is an absolute bleeping sociopath when it comes to animals in her ācareā. No two ways about it.
Fixed it for you tender rootShe's clearly never accidentally turned the selfie camera on and seen herself chins first
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Yeah we did too, the less said about that the better.
I realised that I got the wrong end of the stick. It's been a long day and I've taken 40 tramadols* and drank a bottle of whisky**. I thought she was implying that she had designed it the way a kitchen designer would and that the LL fitted it, when actually what she meant was that she decided where to put her two toasters, her mankyShe can design the kitchen anyway she likes, as long as she doesn't paint it
I accidently touched the camera icon earlier, for moment, I thought I'd restarted the Walking Dead episode I'd been watching... Yikes..She's clearly never accidentally turned the selfie camera on and seen herself chin first
Our Flaps Mean DeathHer labia will be flapping around like the sails on a galleon.
Hannah might have been the delivery driver from AO whom she met once and never spoke to again? Which is far and above the baseline qualification to be one of her very good friends.Hang on... Her friend gave her a Smeg fridge that sat in "her shed for years" as all her previous places had been too small. Where was this shed if not attached to a property she's living in? Does she separately rent a shed? Was it actually at her parents' place (in which case why not say so)? So bizarre and the more you think about it just sounds like a lie to cover the fact she bought it.
Okay, so been a bit of a lurker for a wee bit. First came here for the TPWW thread and fell in love with everyone's savagery and sheer genius. Lol. Anyways, I really hate to be the bearer of bad news here guys but Saint Victim of Interpersonal Transgressions has indeed been indelibly immortalised in a recent GCSE English Language paper.
However, all is not lost because I passed and got a grade 6 by ripping it a new hole with all my freshly learned literary devices..
I remember those ready meal recipes coming out and got to say I liked them and even looking at the recipes now they seem reasonable.When Jack came out as non-binary, she wrote a blog post in which she claimed a previous relationship ended because her partner did not like the idea of her getting her breasts removed, and said "I fancy girls, babe!" She insisted it was years ago and was no one in the public eye (the time frame she gave suggested it was the policewoman she was engaged to in 2013) but given the way she phrased it, and the recent break-up with Allegra, some frauen suspect it was indeed Allegra
Jack Monroe's ready-meal challenge
Jack Monroe: Pushed for both time and money, many of us have come to rely on processed convenience food. But, with a little effort, you can make cheaper, tastier and healthier versions of the same dishes in your own kitchenwww.theguardian.com
Let me see if I can dig out the paper later/tomorrow (If I still have it) ... It's on the other PC with my old English stuff on.
Itās so obvious sheās trying to copy Leggys horder kitchen as she thinks itās the āchef lookā but she gets it all horribly wrong. Itās just not quite there.How can you clean properly with all that tit everywhere?
Legz probably has a daily cleaner at least so itās probably vaguely clean.Itās so obvious sheās trying to copy Leggys horder kitchen as she thinks itās the āchef lookā but she gets it all horribly wrong. Itās just not quite there.
I mean, not to mention that legs kitchen looks like itās a sticky oily mess anyway, dirty and grimy
Leggy gave the death stare to the TV presenter who suggested that it was important to wash the cutting board and the knife and your hands after handling raw chicken. Dirt and grime may be the least of the hygiene problems in her kitchen.I mean, not to mention that legs kitchen looks like itās a sticky oily mess anyway, dirty and grimy
Jack has always lied. The whole of hunger hurts was a lie - provable by what she was posting on social media at the time.I remember those ready meal recipes coming out and got to say I liked them and even looking at the recipes now they seem reasonable.
This was 9 years ago when Jack still seemed like a decent person and didn't constantly lie, have twitter meltdowns and grift. I wonder if the change came about due to alcohol or substance abuse and needing money to find that?
It's quite an achievement to absolutely duck a place over to that extent. Congratulations Jackie you have indeed completed that.Money/ Timeline Mither. From the series of posts @HotesTilaire grabbed where Jack self identifies as a bleep, where sheās about to pay a letting agent Ā£2,200 the next day,
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Can we assume that this new place she moved into the very next day after that post cost Ā£1,100 a month? (First monthās rent and deposit equal to first monthās rent?)
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You know,
BEFORE JACK
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Clearly this was initially a 6 month lease cos it got renewed the following February.
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And by April 2017 she was rattling the begging bowl to pay her rent
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(while simultaneously posing in Ā£1,000s of makeup and clothes on Mrs Gloss throughout March and April 2017 and being awarded Ā£25,000 from Katie Hopkins in early March 2017).
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She moved out of there in June 2018 after sheād already got together with LJC. No way she got that deposit back and it likely cost a lot more than that to put it back the way it was pre-Jack too.
Plus the fact that she moved out of there into a smaller place and was very openly and publicly begging for rent money over a year before strongly suggests to me that this might well be the place (or one of the places) she screwed over the landlord by not paying rent and ultimately got evicted from.
New smoller place
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Mind you, something went awry in this place too given that she didnāt move in til mid-late June 2018 and was out of there and into the ācosts Ā£3,330 a month to live inā crappy bungamansion (brought to you by LJC and the letters G.R.I.F.T) by the middle of Feb 2019.
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(thanks and to @colouredlines and @Marmalade Atkins for all the screenies).
ETA itās amazing how all Jackās homes are her ādream homesā (until she completely fucks them up) too.
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When Leggy did her "Economy Gastronomy" TV bits, which Jack has blatantly cribbed, she used to refer to it as "the kitch".Leggy gave the death stare to the TV presenter who suggested that it was important to wash the cutting board and the knife and your hands after handling raw chicken. Dirt and grime may be the least of the hygiene problems in her kitchen.
I need to invent new words to describe how much I hate that haircut on her.