Jack Monroe #477 I wish all millionaires cared about others like you do

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HotesTilaire

My Nan has an old lady style jumper, I saw it out drying on the line one day. It’s fecking SUPERDRY. I asked her where she got it. Oxfam, £3. Of course.
 
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Bugger13

And also, sorry but I strongly suspect another side to this story. Given that Jack is indeed a show off and a fantasist.
 
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glubby

Someone’s in a chirpy mood today can’t wait until she fucks off again.
It makes me quite sad to picture her all alone making up imaginary conversations with her son to try and wring some engagement out of her followers. Generally anything she says about SB sounds like a fib and it makes me angry on his behalf. Did you ever have it as a kid where you’d overhear your parent telling someone else a story about something embarrassing you did and exaggerating it for laughs. It’s does wonders for your developing self esteem (not).
 
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VeniVidiVicki

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since the joy of half term starting, Jack has:
  • Picked a fight with a journalist because of the lack of a comma
  • Posted pictures of empty bank accounts
  • Said that she hasn’t eaten for 2 months
  • Said her family are on round the clock S watch
  • Said she is being targeted by underground trolls funded by the Institute of Economic Affairs.
what a great time SB must be having
 
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HotesTilaire

I was really good at chess as a child. Imagine my surprise when I joined the school chess club, and played against people I wasn’t related to. Turns out I’m shit at chess, a seven year old could beat me.
I reckon I could win against Jack though.
Has she “Jacinda Ardern’ed “ Aunty Nic yet?
 
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Lucy Aeroplane


Patreon refund squig isn’t going to drop it Jack, and the more you ignore her the more obvious your grift is to everyone else.
 
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Valiofthedolls

She’s so full of shit anyway. She probably beat her brother at playing Guess Who ONCE and suddenly that equates to her becoming the High Great Grand Chess Master of Essex and its Most Important Environs

ETA also forgive me for being a big thicko (like Jack) here, but how is the Wednesday of half term week “Day Six”? Is she counting last Friday AND last weekend?!
 
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FlirtyThirty

She managed to stay off twitter for the entire week **before** half term, but when her son is off it’s all hours back on it? I mean I know she’s never really off it but still…
 
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glubby

I also don’t believe Jack is any good at chess. I think you need to be capable of planning a few moves ahead and preempting how your moves will be used against you etc whereas Jack can’t even open her mouth without immediately contradicting herself in the next sentence. She doesn’t even know what she’s going to do next, let alone anyone else. It’s just a stereotypical hobby that a big brain smarty pants genius would be into which is why she lies about it. In my humble pumble opinion.
 
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Fruitjack

I really hate that thing she does when she repeats people’s names in her replies. She’s not Nigel Slater and it’s not an aubergine recipe.
 
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