She’d totally forgotten her poor struggling single mum shtick on the Gloss group. It was all ‘look at this spenny new make up I’ve got!’ ‘Which expensive new dress should I buy?’
That said, she did a beg for new make up brushes ‘for a friend’
Jack Monroe #477 I wish all millionaires cared about others like you do
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That said, she did a beg for new make up brushes ‘for a friend’
”You laugh now, you’ll be crying later. I say that to my son a lot“ (Greenbelt speech 2017)
ETA duck me now that I’ve posted that, it’s actually a lot more horrifying than I thought
Have spoilered Faye with a TW
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She seems to think social media platforms operate in different dimensions. Bizarre behaviour from a so called genius. I'd have some sympathy for her if she wasn't such a grifting twit.
I guess it's possible that Jack was breadcrumbing a mutual crush with RB back in 2017. They certainly met at Bluebird event in November 2016. God, can you imagine the unwashed stench if those 2 were in a room together 
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I'd laugh and laugh and laugh if the bloke suing Lee Anderson wipes him out financially leaving nothing in the bank for Jack. Seeing as how he has started legal action first I assume he'll get first crack at his assets.
Bluebird hosts star-studded 2017 preview
Bluebird hosted a star-studded 2017 preview event for press and retailers with bestselling authors Joe "The Body Coach" Wicks, comedian Russell Brand and activist Jack Monroe all appearing at the London Edition Hotel.
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I'd laugh and laugh and laugh if the bloke suing Lee Anderson wipes him out financially leaving nothing in the bank for Jack. Seeing as how he has started legal action first I assume he'll get first crack at his assets.
Coming from the past to say I'm pretty sure this squig was referring to a print from bigcartel, not a Patreon reward.
TW It's that fine rain that soaks you through
Given that the cookery writing is on it's arse and Jack's 2022 devouring of tawdry psych-thrillers, perhaps it should come as no surprise that she has turned her had to fiction?
*Rushes in*
“lovely blouse”
“lovely blouse”
Boon because the nose is now at Micheal Elphick proportions? I am lost, sweet tenderised rump steak.
The idea of getting first crack at Lee Anderson's assets has put me right off my crumpets.I guess it's possible that Jack was breadcrumbing a mutual crush with RB back in 2017. They certainly met at Bluebird event in November 2016. God, can you imagine the unwashed stench if those 2 were in a room together
Bluebird hosts star-studded 2017 preview
Bluebird hosted a star-studded 2017 preview event for press and retailers with bestselling authors Joe "The Body Coach" Wicks, comedian Russell Brand and activist Jack Monroe all appearing at the London Edition Hotel.
I'd laugh and laugh and laugh if the bloke suing Lee Anderson wipes him out financially leaving nothing in the bank for Jack. Seeing as how he has started legal action first I assume he'll get first crack at his assets.
s standing for slop or sh1tty?Given that the cookery writing is on it's arse and Jack's 2022 devouring of tawdry psych-thrillers, perhaps it should come as no surprise that she has turned her had to fiction?
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A friend of mine was once stood behind a girl in a queue in a Glasgow branch of Tesco, the girl was speaking to someone on her phone and referring to the weather outside "Aye, it's raining, but like in that pure fanny way."
In my limited experience of polyamorous relationships, it seems to be an incredibly easy way for manipulative, abusive narc assholes to hide in plain sight. My ex would stand me up at the last minute to see his other partners or compare me to them to try and make me feel tit about myself. When I inevitably complained, I'd get some gaslight-y "Well, this is what you signed up for" justification. He also hated it if I spent time with other people and would regularly give me the silent treatment for weeks at a time if I'd hung out with someone else I was seeing.
Boon because he was an ex-firefighter who then went on to help people less fortunate than himself, like our heroine.
From the wiki, which is hilarious if you keep JM in mind. She thinks she's Boon:
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I think I know why Jack was so quiet on Vday. In the immortal words of Miley Cyrus “I can buy myself flowwwwwwwerrrrrrrssssss”
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Mommie Poorest.”You laugh now, you’ll be crying later. I say that to my son a lot“ (Greenbelt speech 2017) NO WIRE HANGERS!
ETA duck me now that I’ve posted that, it’s actually a lot more horrifying than I thought
Back to the occasional series about employing Tattle phrases IRL. Every morning when I chuck on my clothes to take ol fuzz face out for her morning toilette as I lok around for my TRAZZERS I have to exclaim loudly ‘TRAZZERS? ON A BIRD?’ . I have a little cackle every time. Dog just doesn’t get it 
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