Not just the TRAAZERS! All the SHOCKING TATTOOZ too!Someone said it a couple of threads back in much better phrasing than I could have but basically Jack really does have this bizarrely archaic view of the world and what a rebel she is. Prattling about how her butch girlfriends mocked her for trying to look butch, OH said she "dressed like a lesbian" or something and all because she at some level thinks people really will be shocked by traazers on a bird
The ballet quote will NEVER not make me spit my drink out. All the lolzNot just the TRAAZERS! All the SHOCKING TATTOOZ too!
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Well, given that she thinks that the typical punters at the Glastonbury Festival are a terrifying feral mob and not a bunch of middle class wannabe hippies and uni students, I'm guessing her whole worldview-o-meter is completely off.Agreed. To me it speaks to what an incredibly sheltered life she has led.
Billy Elliot was released in 2000 when Jack was still at school, come on, even she should know you can be working class and not a fancy fancy lady and still do balletThe ballet quote will NEVER not make me spit my drink out. All the lolz
Thinking people aren’t allowed to criticise her because she now lives next to a police officer is also evidence of this.Agreed. To me it speaks to what an incredibly sheltered life she has led.
Wait until this guy finds out that Jack's a fully signed up tattle member
This is my aneurism.Well, given that she thinks that the typical punters at the Glastonbury Festival are a terrifying feral mob and not a bunch of middle class wannabe hippies and uni students, I'm guessing her whole worldview-o-meter is completely off.
You realise that gift will appear every year for the rest of your life now, unless you specifically tell him you only wanted it the once for the experienceIf it makes you feel better I don't think mine was going to either. He doesn't care about it as a holiday at all. But I half do, so I said 'I've always wanted one of those cheesy heart shaped chocolate boxes'. Came home to flowers and said obnoxious chocs.
I was expecting him to know that I wanted that somehow despite me never verbalising it which is Coco for coco pops
I know right? It’s the “I just want to DARNCCCEEEE” bit isn’t it. Gets me every timeThe ballet quote will NEVER not make me spit my drink out. All the lolz
It's so bad yet absoluteThe ballet quote will NEVER not make me spit my drink out. All the lolz
She'll glob onto this somehow..The food bank bloke suing Lee Anderson could, amusingly, be a bit of a sh1tter for ar'Jackie. Just had a scroll of the mentions and there's a not insignificant number of Tweets of variations of "isn't Jack Monroe suing him, what happened to that?" and so on.
or, alternatively, HOW DARE HE GET UP IN MY NICHE WHEN I HAVE BEEN WORKING AT BECOMING A PROFESSIONAL-LIBEL-SUER FOR TEN YEARS...
She'll glob onto this somehow..
"I didn't sue Anderson cause I didn't need to cause this unrelated person did instead.. aren't I good.. send PayPals and Kofi"
I know she’s not picking up new followers these days, but imagine if you did follow her thinking you’d get poverty activism and informed commentary on the issues of the day.Happy valentine's day, nefarious ninnies
I see Jack has started the day posting absolute word salads as if she's still drunk from last night. Still, it's valentine's day and as Southend's sexiest most attractive female lezzer EVER I am sure she'll be inundated with amorous gifts. I predict a coy Twitter photo of a bunch of supermarket flowers with "own up, who sent these?" as the caption. Followed a few hours later by a selfie where where she's resting her chin on her dirty hand like they used to tell you to in the 80s when you had those "glamour" photo packages done. It'll be filtered to fuck and she'll be saying "happy valentine's day to... ME. I'll be spending today ALONE and I wouldn't have it any other way." Then description of some revolting food item she's going to indulge in. This is the green light for the neckbeard sad dad crew to shower her in compliments and "I'd buy you flowers if I could Jack, can I get a follow back please? I'd love to be able to comment on hash browns!"
Bleuuugggghhhhh
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