Jack has absolutely no leg to stand on in terms of a libel case. Her goading of her followers re the "flying monkeys" tweet is so damming no judge worth their salt would entertain her. She's the architect of her own pathetic downfall; no trying to resurrect the "glory" of her KH win will help her now.
Jack Monroe #476 Avec Dangereux Dave and Les Pantalons of Beaucoup Grandes Humiliations
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Looks like her handwriting though, doesn’t it?
Is she trying to bait the Express into writing an article about her and the libel accusations? Because all that would do is expose the chaos to a wider audience and draw more ridicule. Like the Mail, the Express love picking at anything that looks like lefty hypocrisy. Please Jack, I know you think we are all rotten meanies but for your own good, drop it.
Also, the 'Comma that Caused a Libel' reminds me of the 'Man Hanged by a Comma'
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Also, the 'Comma that Caused a Libel' reminds me of the 'Man Hanged by a Comma'
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It's interesting she doesn't consider herself wealthy when her monthly expenses alone (£3300 pm/£39,600 pa) are more than the entire average full time uk salary (£38,131 as of October 2022) BEFORE tax. Ok it's not Gary Lineker wealth but she really needs to stop this silly line of argument as it's just tying her up in knots and drawing even more attention to her finances
And I’m 99.364% sure she’s said recently that the KH sofa was the first new one she’d ever owned.Looks like her handwriting though, doesn’t it?
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Another recipe containing banana skins; I’m still traumatised from making banana pancakes as part of the Slopathon
Aw. She’s back as a drug taking liar.
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Aren’t you supposed to be careful when using banana skins in cooking too? Possible exposure to pesticides etc. I’ve seen recipes where they caution you to scrub the skins before cooking for this reason. Not that Jack would have a clue.Another recipe containing banana skins; I’m still traumatised from making banana pancakes as part of the Slopathon
Ffs - she really is an absolutely honking imbecile. Reading through that Twitter libel info, having a mini-aneurysm at the sheer scale of her audacious stupidity and self-absorption. LibelJack seems to think people on the hellsite calling her a grifting buffoon is like some kind combination swear jar/pension fund into which assorted squigs are paying, and that one day all she has to do is lawyer up, click her fingers, and cash it all in.
Anyone else ever try to imagine what it would be like to live inside Jack's head? Between truly believing any and all criticism is tantamount to libel/STOPPING ME FROM BREATHING and relating absolutely every single reference to anything back to yourself so you can tell everyone how you do it, like it, know it only better, funnier and more Jackishly than anyone else in the history of everything...And then the lies, the distortions and exagerrations...Just so exhausting. No wonder she's such a sarky bleep whenever she's not telling her neckbeards about how she fell off a Chesterfield while listening to Coldplay in a pub only to have seemed like such an amazing smol pixie that everyone around her instantly fell in love and showered her in sideboards.
Anyone else ever try to imagine what it would be like to live inside Jack's head? Between truly believing any and all criticism is tantamount to libel/STOPPING ME FROM BREATHING and relating absolutely every single reference to anything back to yourself so you can tell everyone how you do it, like it, know it only better, funnier and more Jackishly than anyone else in the history of everything...And then the lies, the distortions and exagerrations...Just so exhausting. No wonder she's such a sarky bleep whenever she's not telling her neckbeards about how she fell off a Chesterfield while listening to Coldplay in a pub only to have seemed like such an amazing smol pixie that everyone around her instantly fell in love and showered her in sideboards.
Sofas are a pretty common second hand item so while I agree it’s her handwriting, I don’t think it’s proof it was brand new (or that it’s unusual for people to have never owned a new sofa in general, though she certainly seems to think it is).
That June 2013 article is a load of utter bilge. She lied that she was ok despite her son being 'an absolute state'? A food bank queue '60 deep of other mothers with pushchairs and small starving children'? And I see the food bank people were at again - 5 tins of beans. Complete shite.
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Re: the Katie whatsherface blog, undoubtedly she got some stuff wrong but overall I felt there were some interesting observations made. Not joining the fan club any time soon mind, but I like people agreeing with us!
I'm on holiday and in an hour of so won't have much WiFi for a week, how dare she chaos now!
Was it a CHESTERFIELD SOFA?
Yes, could be secondhand, it looks in great condition, far from the dragged out of a skip she‘d like us to believe. And I bet it cost more than she got selling the old one.
Babe, same x
WIFI on this ferry is shite. Does it literally want me to stop breathing?
Jack has always obfuscated her finances. The amount she's managed to spaff on expensive material shite attests to that. She's financed her entire life through lying. Hunger Hurts 2 was a total lie and she deserves to be vilified for that.
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ing again because it reminded me of her thanking Lineker in Grifty Smidgen. Because of 1 tweet 
Yep. I’ve only ever owned one new sofa (and that was because of an insurance claim). I’d rather buy good quality 2nd hand.
Perhaps Jack has access to some sort of “Goodnight sweetheart” portal to the past, as she seems to have stumbled upon a Dickensian workhouse in her various retellings of the pov. Surprised we’ve not heard about SB being recruited as a pick pocket or taking on weekend work as a chimney sweep yet.
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