I love this particular fantasy of hers. The desired one with the massive perky blinders but also the androgynous little bro tomboy. The lesbian who gets walloped by willy for 6 hours. She can be anything she wants to be pal.
I love this particular fantasy of hers. The desired one with the massive perky blinders but also the androgynous little bro tomboy. The lesbian who gets walloped by willy for 6 hours. She can be anything she wants to be pal.With Valentine’s Day so close I’m expecting an I’m Going on a Date post complete with gurning facetuned selfie and the £300 jacket. She’ll then mysteriously be liking posts on Twitter while she’s supposedly softly, gently falling in love with her delicious best friend.
Without doubt one of the funniest things I've read on hereThe lesbian who gets walloped by willy for 6 hours.
She's also disingenuously comparing Web traffic with print circulation. I'd bet my salary on The Express' Web traffic and online subs absolutely pissing on her shit stats from a great height.Re: "circulation"
(Bearing in mind I don't fully understand twitter) Jack has 500k followers who may or may not see her tweets. View counts vary from the few hundreds, to a few tens of thousands. Did it hit 100k once?
"Perpendicularly", each tabloid paper sold is generally read and shared by 2-3 family members/4-6 workmates ie circulation of 175k translates into an average of probably at least 500,000
Tldr: a LOT more people actually read The Express than read Jack's twitter
Yes because it’s the only way she can think of to make her self proclaimed poverty align with her obvious spending addiction. She lacks imagination because it’s just not a credible story: no one has a group of friends who constantly and regularly shower them with designer items, expensive art, nice crockery and decorating services (or maybe I just have the wrong friends?). She needs to come up with a better fictional explanation. One that doesn’t involve a Burberry scarf in a puddle cos that was stupid too.She's always got a "friend" or "friends", hasn't she? She doesn't pay for any service or product, she seems to have a ready supply of "friends" on tap who just so happen to be willing and able to supply her with whatever she needs. She's got so many "friends" that her living room must be like a U2 concert on birthdays and Christmas.
Point of order, if she’s talking about the print edition, circulation is the number of actual copies that get distributed. Readership is the figure that takes into account how many times one copy is likely to be read. As ForgettyB says, a physical newspaper is likely to be read by more than one person. A website, like hers, is not. So yet again she’s being tricksy and comparing apples with oranges. Doesn’t wash here though does it Jack. We’ve got all angles coveredShe's also disingenuously comparing Web traffic with print circulation. I'd bet my salary on The Express' Web traffic and online subs absolutely pissing on her shit stats from a great height.
Thank you @WoolyMammothIt's weird to think that @Lucy Aeroplane has done more overtly for food banks this week than Jack.
On which point, if you haven't seen Lucy's post because you've been grunking and had to skip a few, I'll remind you that you can sign up for a pampers voucher for some pull up pants which food banks are in short supply of. If you could get them from Sainsbobs or Asda and pop them in the foodbank donation box most stores have by the door, you may help someone in great need without even having to go anywhere out of your way.
Don't care that it's off topic. Shan't apologise.
I wonder whatever happened to those families she was asking to taking shopping with her. Probably nothing so as you were...Just before that he was making a chicken, ham and leek pie, and he used some muslinand carabinastodrain the vegwrap up some herbs and infuse the stock. He then gave a shout out to his Aunty Jenny as he was using herfuneralchicken gravy recipe.
The show was based around helping families feel more confident cooking from scratch/improve their wellbeing. They did tests before and after and all the families came out better for it. It was so lovely I was welling up (although I am obscenely hormonal so this may not be an accurate reading of the show).
Well, they’d be similar in that they’d both have an insufferable cunt front and center, that’s for sure.She's always got a "friend" or "friends", hasn't she? She doesn't pay for any service or product, she seems to have a ready supply of "friends" on tap who just so happen to be willing and able to supply her with whatever she needs. She's got so many "friends" that her living room must be like a U2 concert on birthdays and Christmas.
Quoting myself like a prize cunt. Comparing apples with apples. The Express had 92M site visits last month, with an average of more than 2 pages viewed per visit. So we're talking 180M+ page views per month.She's also disingenuously comparing Web traffic with print circulation. I'd bet my salary on The Express' Web traffic and online subs absolutely pissing on her shit stats from a great height.
How very dare you - She packs boxes and tweets at the same time! If you think that’s not talent, I can’t help you.I do wonder wtf Jack thinks she actually does to merit the attention, speaking engagements, Twitter following, Patreon funds etc? She doesn’t campaign against poverty. She’s done sweet Wednesday Addams about the cost of living crisis. She no longer writes, no longer shares recipes, just publishes a book of rehashed slop with bonus dangerous #hacks. So, yeah, what in fact does she do?
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