Chapeau FoxyV, Chapeau!!
If you don't mind Dearheart, I'm having that expression. ThankSpaceYou
Chapeau FoxyV, Chapeau!!Back but saying nothing. Like a pisshead after a tactical chunder in the bogs
Jeffrey? Geoffrey?I imagine she does it in such an unnerving fashion, that hervictimlover intended is too scared to say 'no'
Only vague recollections of safety films as a little child in England. In Australia, you get taught about drugs by an animatronic giraffe in a trailer that comes to your school though. Which is very weird.
I never noticed this before, but what are those grey lumps stacked to the right of the photo, jammed between the bookcase and the wall? Old sofa cushions? Fabric baskets full of lever files with coroners' reports? Wrapped-up slop awaiting transport to the nuclear decontamination site?
Mither - I always find her long hair photos jarring because she looks so
Possibly. My bet is that she's put 50 tampons on king Arthur's cotswold dining table, used the old frozen-water-wine bottle-rolling-pin trick to flatten them into one sheet, then rolled them up to look like a towel. Repeat until all have been flattened and rolled. Makes it difficult when you eventually want to use one, as you have a job getting it where it needs to be. But it's good for the ice-thet-icks. Sorry. Sorry.You know how she likes to roll all her white towels up and keep them on a shelf in the bathroom?
I reckon one small tampon is inside each one.
I think we eventually found out that Jack does have two pineapples.Jack has two pineapples (help me out here @Marmalade Atkins with the double pineapple tweet). Neither of which are for tampae (plural) nowadays. WARNED.
And so Jack brought home the bacon, that bacon was 90% vegan-ish and everyone declared it the best ever, Then everyone clappedMummy will work, son. Mummy will bring home the bacon.
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You’re just making these up now!
Also opium apparently, those Victorian's eh?I bet in Ye Olden Times these things were allowed. As a peri menopausal frau who has had period cramps continuously for 5 days I'd give it a try up my chuff.
Good find, I haven't seen this before.Have we seen this video before? I came across it while looking for something completely unrelated to Jack. From 2.50 she is talking about being a single parent. It’s quite odd, she mentions socks ( actual socks for feet) a lot more than you would expect for someone who had been asked about parenting. While others mention feelings of guilt and worries about being enough for their children Jack calls herself a superhero.
MG is single, allegedly fond of the white stuff. He could be the new lurve. Sarah Vine’s cast-off - can you imagine
She says in that tweet that she has switched from tampons to "a more sustainable product."Yep! It’s her very expensive Cotswold dining table that seats 10 (or 14 if you’re making up a story about giving it away)
Jack has two pineapples (help me out here @Marmalade Atkins with the double pineapple tweet). Neither of which are for tampae (plural) nowadays. WARNED.
View attachment 1950719Thanks to @Captainmouse for the ss. If the text’s not blurry to all of you too, my sight is deteriorating faster than a commuter’s bowels going into Birmingham New Street after a Jack oatypruney special “In Railway Parlance” (l @HotesTilaire)
An eel.She says in that tweet that she has switched from tampons to "a more sustainable product."
Does she mean the Metro? Or The Guardian perhaps?
Feels like there should have been a massive disclaimer flashing on the screen when Jack was talking: "on the days my child is with me".Have we seen this video before? I came across it while looking for something completely unrelated to Jack. From 2.50 she is talking about being a single parent. It’s quite odd, she mentions socks ( actual socks for feet) a lot more than you would expect for someone who had been asked about parenting. While others mention feelings of guilt and worries about being enough for their children Jack calls herself a superhero.
Healthy Harold. I thought he was animatronic, but it's a puppet. Very strange concept, regardless!Jeffrey? Geoffrey?
I had totally forgotten about him...
She's on her 3rd moleskin notebook and 75th biro trying to come up with that all-important first post-flounce tweet. Apparently none of our suggestions so far have sufficed. We must try harder.
That's the one! God he was boring.Healthy Harold. I thought he was animatronic, but it's a puppet. Very strange concept, regardless!
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