Grunking but is she one of the Paint Families?
Jack Monroe #469 Spam fits my macros.
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Much as I dislike JM, have to say, that is one v unflattering photo of her.
I'm fighting my accounts as we speak (well, obvs, not right now as I am having a break Grunking), but if somebody not bound by the rules of Tattle feels like reporting her to HMRC, I'm right behind them. Jimmy, come on down.Hm. That first picture, from when she was doing her accounts in January 2016...
I reckon there's somewhere around 150 train tickets in that pile, which presumably she's using to claim as work-related travel expenses. That works out at around one return journey for every three working days.
What would she have been doing back in 2014-15 that needed so much travel?
I really hope she wasn't fiddling her taxes by counting trips to see Leggy etc as work...
How can the daft tw*t not even manage to wear a patch over her eye correctly?!
She's been so adamant she's been sober for how long though. I dont know how she could climb down from that. She never admits 'I lied' she contorts herself into a total pretzel to try to join the inconsistencies, I just can't see her admitting she's not. It would be damming evidence of the ease with which she lies and she's kept this one up for so long. Still got sober in her bio too.
Naah she doesn’t declare patreon income
No disrespect to Kit de Waal, but
that would be funny, but she's just a far right, ultra religious, trad wife grifter
They really think she’s done it. Mind boggling.
I think she’ll just tweet some random tit about Opal Fruits and Marathon bars, and completely ignore the suicide breadcrumbing she indulged in.
Bootstrapcrook
Typo or deliberate?
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Oh god, not the Viennetta again!
I know we've been enjoying this *Dramatic Pause* and there can never be too many fish comparisons ...but...but....what if Jack has actually gone off Twitter for good? What if she is actually getting help for her numerous issues? Do we softly, gently fade away? Where will we, The Canal of mithering ninnies go? Do we seek out another grifter and reconvene or just bask in the glory of our humour and persistence in the face of such mighty amounts of slop, lies and outright grifting?
The leftover article at least is a lot less dumb than the thrifty hacks in her book. Some examples in it might be a bit far-fetched, but I don't mind it as much as other stuff
(Sorry, this was before I looked again, and the banana skin part is stupid. Perhaps I had forgotten how stupid usually her hacks are and that she talks about sexing up fried rice. With an 'Oof' in a sentence. OK, I take it all back)
I do like the idea of hunting for another grifter.
But will anyone be as entertaining as Jack Monroe? She's been an 11/10 grifter.*When I say 'hunting' I'm not advocating the literal hunting of grifters. Just thought I should clarify, don't want them to stop breathing etc etc.
Blue squig playing an absolute piss taking blinder here "do you have the link?"
You can also use https://www.hacktrix.com/twitter-follow-checker/ to see if accounts follow each other.
Mate, I once worked in an office full of women who were all on slimming world. I’m still recovering from that one. Imagine the packed lunch honk.I would have to be on the bones of my arse FOR REAL to take a job at any workplace where everyone is a Jack fan
I know I don't think another grifter could inspire such heights of creativity. We've had it all from court outfits, counting teeth and chairs, slop bot, Jack as crockery, Jack as fish, the slopalongs and the sloppies. Who else would cause such chaos and hilarity in an unintentional way with an underlying odour of grift and connivanceI do like the idea of hunting for another grifter.
*When I say 'hunting' I'm not advocating the literal hunting of grifters. Just thought I should clarify, don't want them to stop breathing etc etc.
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The odour of inexplicable egg lingering until the afternoon tea break
That Gloss page is a goldmine. Just rejoined it to have another look at her posts.
When you search for her name, some posts come up that aren’t by her. The comments she’s left on some of them are, well -
July ‘17 she’s recommending Chanel lippy to someone (How does that tie in with the pov timelines?)
Then there’s this on someone who’s dyed her hair pink:
Then there’s this on someone who’s posting because a man has just broken her heart:
The difference in herself before she joined the page, and after:
wee random photo comment on someone’s post:
and another, showing off her eye shadow:
just needing some high end lippy to add to the collection, again, in 2017:
just recommending some fancy gifts: (her son gets charity shop tit and marbles, remember
Then there’s this, from the most lesbiany lesbian ever:
When you search for her name, some posts come up that aren’t by her. The comments she’s left on some of them are, well -
July ‘17 she’s recommending Chanel lippy to someone (How does that tie in with the pov timelines?)
Then there’s this on someone who’s dyed her hair pink:
Then there’s this on someone who’s posting because a man has just broken her heart:
The difference in herself before she joined the page, and after:
wee random photo comment on someone’s post:
and another, showing off her eye shadow:
just needing some high end lippy to add to the collection, again, in 2017:
just recommending some fancy gifts: (her son gets charity shop tit and marbles, remember
Then there’s this, from the most lesbiany lesbian ever:
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