Why you sob?
Scary fish gob
What the fish cause?
Jack DRAMATIC PAUSE
Scary fish gob
What the fish cause?
Jack DRAMATIC PAUSE
Jack Monroe #469 Spam fits my macros.
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I also reckon the silence is move related and she hasn’t sorted the internet yet. Maybe there’s not much signal in the one three bed.
But Jack as fish is giving me life.
But Jack as fish is giving me life.
She calls this Mumma Jack’s Best Ever Pelvic Rorshach Pudding
I'll always have a soft spot for that comic kitchen vid with the vaguely threatening leek as it's what brought me out of lurkdom
and we really need more content like, "look, I'm just casually taking my shopping trolley for a yomp in the park just to prove to the ninnies that i did indeed pick it up from the agent's office!"
classics, both of them
and we really need more content like, "look, I'm just casually taking my shopping trolley for a yomp in the park just to prove to the ninnies that i did indeed pick it up from the agent's office!"
classics, both of them
I know we were WARNED not to consume liquids while tattling but I’m maverick so I ignored the warning. Now I’ve snorted Rioja down my nose on seeing that picture. Send kitchen towelos.
I've been having a wander down memory lane following yesterday's Greenbelt chat. I just had a look at the Camilla Long article that hurt ickle, precious princess Jack's very special feely weels so. Ir's not especially interesting but this paragraph caught my eye.
Is this the first (or only) mention of Jack being a narcissist in the mainstream media?
Is this the first (or only) mention of Jack being a narcissist in the mainstream media?
His £1 vegan paella is nice! I think I found the recipe on the Grauniad website. Sometimes I make it with toasted almonds rather than artichokes.Quoting myself like a ninny because I just remembered I alsoed and
ed when he said he'd added some fresh spinach because a) nutrition is important when cooking on a budget and b) so is presentation, and even if it's budget cooking it should still look nice and appetising and not just be beige meals
Who can forget the fish ginger lasagne comic kitchen horror 
Does she not floss or something? Those gums look really inflamed and sore
! You can see some of them are receding as well.
I don't have kitchen roll to hand, could I interest you in a cut up, painstakingly and gently hemmed old t shirt, tender one?
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You've won Tattle for the evening. No, for the *decade*
She doesn’t photograph well
Honestly I hope she never comes back to Twitter.
Since she takes bowls of potatoes to bed, I'm saying she doesn't brush at night.Does she not floss or something? Those gums look really inflamed and sore
The Guardian: Former MP Jared O’Mara owed thousands to drug dealer, court hears.
www.theguardian.com
V interesting article. Snorting up to 5g a day, thought a cabal was after him.
Former MP Jared O’Mara owed thousands to drug dealer, court hears
Former Labour MP for Sheffield Hallam accused of making fraudulent expenses claims of nearly £30,000
www.theguardian.com
V interesting article. Snorting up to 5g a day, thought a cabal was after him.
Sorry I missed Burns Night, and the haggis recipes. May I contribute mine?
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