The Pumble has become sentient?
Even Zelenskyy would reject Tank JackVlad is clearly yearning for the return of the short-lived Tank Jack. WARNED.
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Please please please THREAD TITLE NOMINATIONBabe what's wrong, you've barely touched your messy and irreverent pasta
Strange. Normally artists are good with makeup 

It's cute that she mentioned the tatts at the end. I'm very sad for her that she genuinely thinks the arm tatts are 65% of her entire personality.If you’re bored and you’re a 2022 Frau, this thread https://tattle.life/threads/jack-monroe-209-jack-monroe-is-late-to-conference.23273/ that @HotesTilaire recommended on the last thread is fantastic. Thank you tender one for sharing the will-she-won’t-she drama of her turning up at the labour conference. It was nail biting stuff!
She is just so spectacularly inept. It’s a real skill. Also on that thread, someone linked to a terrible attempt she was making at the New Statesman to be a commentator. There are apparently more but as a taster, this is going to make your bum turn inside out. Enjoy!
Jack Monroe on Ed's two kitchens, leaving Labour â?" and why it's tim…
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ps re Mom’s friends, they weren’t all friends as such
Please, it’s what spoilers are there for.
I could talk to a Moomin.Why does all her food look so alive?
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Without meaning to offend, your profile photo has been causing me psychological distress for a while now.I'm okay with the moomins. Maybe they could help with the counselling? Emotional support moomins?
It’s amazing that’s what she used to seduce LJC, I honestly need her to come and do an AMA (LJC, not you Jack) because I have so many questions. So. Many. Questions.Saturday morning grunking (long time readers need not fear; Mr F is snoring happily), and I’ve seen the come to bed parmigiana recipe before but never actually read the cooking instructions. There’s so much wrong with it I don’t know where to start but adding an aubergine to a cold pan with some light cooking oil is probably the worst bit, followed by putting spaghetti into a pan, covering it with cold water and then cooking it. I’m staggered. Has anyone done this in the slopalong? I’m off to see. The ingredients all look like it should be one of her least offensive ones but the cooking method suggests the opposite.
I cannot impress upon you how little most normal people in Southend knew of or gave a crap about Jack Monroe until recentlyFeels like too little, too late tbh. She's had 10yrs of publicly being a lying scammer dragging their apparently good local names into wide disrepute.
I wonder if LJC can pull some strings to get her a camera crew, to follow her around while she goes to a psychiatrist and gets diagnosed with whatever it is she really has. Maybe they could do a documentary about how hard it is to treat a narc. “Jack has now been in treatment for two years and still insists that everyone else is wrong”. Might even watch that.And that's the crux of it all isn't it really? She has ZERO option now, but to make huge changes.
… FRAUEN... We need some career options for her....
I make no claim to fancy cheffing when I'm dishing up my dinner, but that cheese topping looks like a slime mould.
WARNEDDoes that mean I can change my court outfit to a moomin?
What can you mean? I’m so beautiful!Why does all her food look so alive?
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Without meaning to offend, your profile photo has been causing me psychological distress for a while now.I'm okay with the moomins. Maybe they could help with the counselling? Emotional support moomins?
Oh the ironyIf you’re bored and you’re a 2022 Frau, this thread https://tattle.life/threads/jack-monroe-209-jack-monroe-is-late-to-conference.23273/ that @HotesTilaire recommended on the last thread is fantastic. Thank you tender one for sharing the will-she-won’t-she drama of her turning up at the labour conference. It was nail biting stuff!
She is just so spectacularly inept. It’s a real skill. Also on that thread, someone linked to a terrible attempt she was making at the New Statesman to be a commentator. There are apparently more but as a taster, this is going to make your bum turn inside out. Enjoy!
Jack Monroe on Ed's two kitchens, leaving Labour â?" and why it's tim…
archived 25 Jan 2022 12:26:25 UTCarchive.is
ps re Mom’s friends, they weren’t all friends as such
Sorry if this has already been said, but is this the sort of thing someone who was in recovery for a very serious eating disorder would say? I am also I'm recovery and I would definitely be keeping facts like that secret (if it was true).She “lost 6lbs this week”? She couldn’t just say she lost 1lb, or even 2. No, she has to go with 6lbs just like she had to go for a bottle and a half of whisky a day, 40 tramadols, switching the fridge off, boiling soap, no Christmas tree, etc etc. She has no sense of moderation or proportion or normality.
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