https://giphy.com/eXZWwy3tLkvDVuMYFsWe haven't moved on
I should have maybe included reference to Sesame Street, sorryOscars understudy
She looks like the sad-face teenage boy in a “THEY SENT MY BOY HOME FROM SCHOOL BECAUSE OF HIS HAIRCUT” local news story.
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Yet apparently that is THE VERY DAY she and Louisa first encountered one another and the sparks flew…
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Why does she think that the way into a wealthy lesbian’sCome-To-Bed Parmigiana, 74p [VG/V/DF/GF*]
11 months ago today, I turned up to work late, sleepless, an incoherent babbling wreck chewed up by an 18 month landmark court trial and with bright copper dye fading from my wiry, tousled mania of…cookingonabootstrap.com sizeable bank accountknickies is to feed them repulsive pasta slop?
LEGGY’SCARBONARA DISCUSSION. WARNED!
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Handy in prison - Queen Bee in Cell Block H was top dog with the steamer. It always makes me think about that episode of The Hills when LC used her hair straighteners to steam her fancy dress for the Crillon Ball and ended up burning it, unsurprisingly.tattle.life
Mind you, she seems to be lesbian pastaslop 2 for 2 (a 100% track record, like the 1 out of 1 libel cases) so needless to say she TEMPORARILY had the last laugh. Until THEY LEFT that is.
Is there any tea on their breakup...View attachment 1915767
Yet apparently that is THE VERY DAY she and Louisa first encountered one another and the sparks flew…
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Why does she think that the way into a wealthy lesbian’sCome-To-Bed Parmigiana, 74p [VG/V/DF/GF*]
11 months ago today, I turned up to work late, sleepless, an incoherent babbling wreck chewed up by an 18 month landmark court trial and with bright copper dye fading from my wiry, tousled mania of…cookingonabootstrap.com sizeable bank accountknickies is to feed them repulsive pasta slop?
LEGGY’SCARBONARA DISCUSSION. WARNED! GAUCHE!
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Handy in prison - Queen Bee in Cell Block H was top dog with the steamer. It always makes me think about that episode of The Hills when LC used her hair straighteners to steam her fancy dress for the Crillon Ball and ended up burning it, unsurprisingly.tattle.life
Mind you, she seems to be lesbian pastaslop 2 for 2 (a 100% track record, like the 1 out of 1 libel cases) so needless to say she TEMPORARILY had the last laugh. Until THEY LEFT that is.
View attachment 1915767
Yet apparently that is THE VERY DAY she and Louisa first encountered one another and the sparks flew…
View attachment 1915775
Why does she think that the way into a wealthy lesbian’sCome-To-Bed Parmigiana, 74p [VG/V/DF/GF*]
11 months ago today, I turned up to work late, sleepless, an incoherent babbling wreck chewed up by an 18 month landmark court trial and with bright copper dye fading from my wiry, tousled mania of…cookingonabootstrap.com sizeable bank accountknickies is to feed them repulsive pasta slop?
LEGGY’SCARBONARA DISCUSSION. WARNED! GAUCHE!
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Handy in prison - Queen Bee in Cell Block H was top dog with the steamer. It always makes me think about that episode of The Hills when LC used her hair straighteners to steam her fancy dress for the Crillon Ball and ended up burning it, unsurprisingly.tattle.life
Mind you, she seems to be lesbian pastaslop 2 for 2 (a 100% track record, like the 1 out of 1 libel cases) so needless to say she TEMPORARILY had the last laugh. Until THEY LEFT that is.
Thanks Valli darling. I knew you’d be able to wrap a timeline around this.She was proper traumatized by that Katie Hopkins trial, wasn’t she? Waffling this shite right in between the hearing and the opinion. View attachment 1915626View attachment 1915629View attachment 1915630View attachment 1915632View attachment 1915677Also, how can she look like that in those gloss pics when she looked like THIS IRL. Make-up is truly AMAZING!View attachment 1915673
I was going to report you all to Yel and Poca if that fish thing went on for one more second, but this has ended me
Babe, love you v much, etc. blah blah, but I'm afraid I don't like pasta or peaches or sardines or" It is homely, comforting, nourishing, the culinary equivalent of a soft warm body wrapped around your own. It delights, it satisfies, both firm and tender, messy and irreverent, hot and saline and sticky and sweet, and so much more than the sum of its parts.
It took her a month to pluck up the courage to tell me she doesn’t like pasta, but I love her regardless."
Babe what's wrong, you've barely touched your messy and irreverent pasta
she also said she never weighed herself because of EDShe “lost 6lbs this week”? She couldn’t just say she lost 1lb, or even 2. No, she has to go with 6lbs just like she had to go for a bottle and a half of whisky a day, 40 tramadols, switching the fridge off, boiling soap, no Christmas tree, etc etc. She has no sense of moderation or proportion or normality.
Disney Princess Welcome Associate... though it would have to be Ariel so she doesn't get to talk and frighten the visitors.And that's the crux of it all isn't it really? She has ZERO option now, but to make huge changes.
The Grauniad article, the tanked book, the Forensic frauen, Awfully Molly, the lies being exposed daily etc etc... Are all going to be compounded by the house listing and the actuality of where she has been living whilst grifting shamelessly.
Anybody who comes out in future with the whole single mum living on the poverty line crap is just going to get an estate agent link saying.... She lived here. Whilst she took people's heating allowance etc. And that will rattle cages in the middle of a CoL crisis.
FRAUEN... We need some career options for her....
No stairs to vacuum. But imagine the complaints about where the sand isI say Holmes, you may have cracked it, one bedroom, but she didn’t state how many. Maybe the whole row! Each one a different room
And necking all those trammies too? 6 years ago for 10 months? So Dec 2016- June-ish 2018?
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It’s LITERALLY a Greek word!!!THAT ISN’T WHAT EPONYMOUS MEANS YOU WEAPON
The mirrors would need to be BEFORE the counselling! WARNEDJackFest sounds epic. We should also have a counsellor who specialises in treating Frausmade upCHRONIC ptsd from seeing Jack as frankly terrifying fish photos and un-spoilered moomins. I imagine a 5 minute chat would sort that out and then on to the fun and games! There should also be a house of mirrors where the mirrors make you look like all the different Jacks.
(Paranoid note: not mocking MH issues here, only Jack like ones. Or Laurie Penny bad review ones. Much love to any frauen dealing with such things!)
Shame, I found this pic on the internet and was hoping someone wanted to buy it with me and drive round Thorpe Bay for a mega IRL troll session. I guess we could hire it for FrauFest?I know I'm a boring old prude .. but..other people's sex lives make me feel. Stoppit Jackie
Ariel can sing *taps sign* WARNEDDisney Princess Welcome Associate... though it would have to be Ariel so she doesn't get to talk and frighten the visitors.
Feels like too little, too late tbh. She's had 10yrs of publicly being a lying scammer dragging their apparently good local names into wide disrepute.Ah good catch, that probably is the reason for her silence. I think locally the gossip is probably getting towards the point that D & E will try some sort of intervention though, I really don’t think they’ll be happy with the way things are.
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