Or a sock?
Or a sock?Squig is so articulate - and yet so utterly stupid
it’s a goldmine of Jack being a basic bitch instahun. She’s gone full “live, laugh, love” in those pics!That Gloss page is a goldmine. Just rejoined it to have another look at her posts.
When you search for her name, some posts come up that aren’t by her. The comments she’s left on some of them are, well -
July ‘17 she’s recommending Chanel lippy to someone (How does that tie in with the pov timelines?)
Then there’s this on someone who’s dyed her hair pink:
Then there’s this on someone who’s posting because a man has just broken her heart:
The difference in herself before she joined the page, and after:
wee random photo comment on someone’s post:
and another, showing off her eye shadow:
just needing some high end lippy to add to the collection, again, in 2017:
just recommending some fancy gifts: (her son gets charity shop shit and marbles, remember
Then there’s this, from the most lesbiany lesbian ever:
What hilarious japes
Ah good catch, that probably is the reason for her silence. I think locally the gossip is probably getting towards the point that D & E will try some sort of intervention though, I really don’t think they’ll be happy with the way things are.She said on Jan 14th that she was expecting to start painting in "about a week or so", and the tenancy on the Shitty Bungamansion ends on 12th Feb - I think she's busy moving, and her tantrum last weekend was a result of realising how much work lay ahead of her.
I wondered that too so went back thru their TL a way. I don't think so...think initial analysis was correct!Or a sock?
Yeah I wondered - would you have to pay back an advance if the book tanked? Did Rosemary have a crystal ball?FTFY, fairly sure the money has flowed outwards from Pan Macmillan!
Thanks, easier than I thought!
Just in case there is an intervention, and it is successful, and she leaves Twitter etc, (so highly unlikely, you can stop reading now!!!) can the canal arrange a date we all reconvene eg the 344th day of each year.. Or something?!Ah good catch, that probably is the reason for her silence. I think locally the gossip is probably getting towards the point that D & E will try some sort of intervention though, I really don’t think they’ll be happy with the way things are.
She makes Urban Decay look like it came from the pound shop.Honestly, I keep saying it but Jack is no friend to a blending brush. It's a hoot and a half looking at her attempts. They are all DIRE.
Just had a mental image of David Mitchell ripping off his little microphone and storming offstage in disgust after trying in vain for hours to unpick Jack’s ever-changing tangle of lies. Jack (who is wearing her orange bra and dungarees and has that stupid red fluffy hairdo because that’s just how she looks in my head all the time) is holding one of the little rectangular cards and honking wildly, punctuated by frequent loud sniffs. Bob Mortimer’s head is on the desk, and Rob Brydon is glaring at Jack with Welsh contempt. Most of the audience has left.It'd be quite fun to have her on Would I Lie To You? You'd never be quite sure which story out of the three was the true one.
Do you literally want me to stopit’s a goldmine of Jack being a basic bitch instahun. She’s gone full “live, laugh, love” in those pics!
Any chance of them with date stamps on, dear Lazzzy-R?
Maybe the tantrum is because her days of freeeedumb are coming to an end and she is being moved closer to home (the garage where the cannon is stored?!) and knows she is going to be watched closely until back on track to adulthood /parenting again? There has to be concern about SB and the impact her public behaviour is having on him. Look how concerned the canal has become; friends and family must be far more concerned about him than we are from afar.Would that leave her Twitter profile unchanged, though?
She said on Jan 14th that she was expecting to start painting in "about a week or so", and the tenancy on the Shitty Bungamansion ends on 12th Feb - I think she's busy moving, and her tantrum last weekend was a result of realising how much work lay ahead of her.
I do NOT want to imagine what the mystery object would be hidden away under her deskJust had a mental image of David Mitchell ripping off his little microphone and storming offstage in disgust after trying in vain for hours to unpick Jack’s ever-changing tangle of lies. Jack (who is wearing her orange bra and dungarees and has that stupid red fluffy hairdo because that’s just how she looks in my head all the time) is holding one of the little rectangular cards and honking wildly, punctuated by frequent loud sniffs. Bob Mortimer’s head is on the desk, and Rob Brydon is glaring at her with Welsh contempt. Most of the audience has left.
Later on, Jack will take to Twitter to claim that David simply hates her because he is posh and she is simply too common, vulgar, poor and queer for him (she also reinstates the trans flag in her profile name).
I keep checking to see if the shitty bungalow has been listed but no sign of it yet although similar properties are much higher rent that Jack was paying.Would that leave her Twitter profile unchanged, though?
She said on Jan 14th that she was expecting to start painting in "about a week or so", and the tenancy on the Shitty Bungamansion ends on 12th Feb - I think she's busy moving, and her tantrum last weekend was a result of realising how much work lay ahead of her.
It’s OK now. I got some antihistamines and cream and it went down but FRICK it was itchy. I always balloon at the first bite. So annoying.Bless you, keep an eye on it still, just in case it goes funny. I was raised there and I'm wildy allergic to them. #funinthesun
The shitty bungalow is going to need fumigating before the landlady allows anyone in to view it!I keep checking to see if the shorty bungalow has been listed but no sign of it yet although similar properties are much higher rent that Jack was paying.
If those photos were taken within a year of each other, doesn’t that mean she must be wearing hair extensions? I wonder if they’d be clip-ins or the ones they wrap into your hair, which are very expensive…Below we have Mrs Hinch type Instahun within less than a year of each other. Also crying at the pose. She needs a straightjacket photoshopping on.
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And redecorating, and who knows what else. Poor LL. Prob cost more than she has had in rentThe shitty bungalow is going to need fumigating before the landlady allows anyone in to view it!
All the furniture in there is hers, isn't it? They won't be able to list it with photographs of it full of her clutter, it would have to be empty first.I keep checking to see if the shitty bungalow has been listed but no sign of it yet although similar properties are much higher rent that Jack was paying.
GOD I CAN'T FUCKING STAND HIM.Not squiggling as blue tick but this Jack fan stole her content. I bet she wishes she had posted this distraction
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