Jack Monroe #469 Spam fits my macros.

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Would that leave her Twitter profile unchanged, though?

She said on Jan 14th that she was expecting to start painting in "about a week or so", and the tenancy on the Shitty Bungamansion ends on 12th Feb - I think she's busy moving, and her tantrum last weekend was a result of realising how much work lay ahead of her.
 
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unlikely she'd be on mastodon without publicising her account name, as it's very difficult to find people unless you know the full handle, and without an audience she has nothing.

Nobody is talking about her using the hashtag #bootstrapcook


There is an account in her name but it's a bot that crossposts her tweets

So let's see what's been posted under #ThriftyKitchen, shall we?

Oh. Oh dear. that's literally it. Two toots.


Disclaimer, this is only the stuff I see, if I've blocked an instance or my instance's admin's have, I won't see any posts on those instances, but I feel confident in saying she's not on mastodon. I'll re-run the search later, once I've reset a few things.
 
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Help! Im becoming invested in peoples outfits on Mrs Gloss (haven’t seen one thing I’d wear ever) and I want to post a comment on a post that’s been made but I’ll end up down a rabbit hole
 
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Is now the time to fess I don't know how to nom a thread title? I would if I could though, do you have to be a vip member?
You just have to write 'Thread Title' and then type out your suggestion. It doesn't have to rhyme and more often than not it they are quotes from Squigs or other Fraus, which is why we baffle the rest of Tattle.
However we can't have swears. The swears anger Vlad.
 
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Help! Im becoming invested in peoples outfits on Mrs Gloss (haven’t seen one thing I’d wear ever) and I want to post a comment on a post that’s been made but I’ll end up down a rabbit hole
We may need to stage an intervention
 
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i mean, she'd never be able to navigate mastodon. i find it hard to fathom and im quite intelligent, unlike jack

and while ppl have been bleating about leaving twitter forever after elon took over, they mostly haven't. like, if facebook can survive after all the stupid things that zuckerberg's done over there, twitter can survive elon
 
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It would depend which form of timeout she got, there are a few.

My outlandish dream theory is that she’s seen all the people suggesting suing 30p Lee would make her Rebekah Vardy and she’s “undercover” on a sock posing as a hater trying to be Wagatha Christie working out who people are and we’ll get a grand, very wrong, “it was That Man and Fingers Kerridges account” toot toot when she’s back. Won’t happen but I’m chuckling imagining it
 
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Apologies if I have missed this, but do we know how poorly Shitty Kitchen has done? Can we tell how many sales and therefore how much money it has brought in for the publishers to date?
 
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I just remembered those times when people on the Antiques Roadshow would rock up with ‘Beatles autographs’, only to be told that people at the record company used to sign the names and mail them out. Really makes you think.
I can confirm 🔺️ that this was also the case for at least one footballer in the early 90s.
 
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Thanks, easier than I thought!
 
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I believe you forgot crafting
 
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She, probably like many of us, is pulling extra shifts on the Ioan and Alice thread, since the court requested an arrest warrant for Alice. Inconveniently, they live in LA which is 8hrs behind UK time.
 
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I wouldn't call showing your nipples being brave, mate. Some of us *really* don't want to see that.
 
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I hate mosquitos with a passion. I had a dinner plate sized reaction on my thigh recently (on hol in the Caribbean) horrible little buggers.
Bless you, keep an eye on it still, just in case it goes funny. I was raised there and I'm wildy allergic to them. #funinthesun
 
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I'm tired at the end of a week of full-time work alongside looking after a toddler who currently likes starting the day at 5am
Sending big sympathy-os, it’s been a tough week at casa aeroplane for similar reasons At least Jack gave us a break this week. I don’t think I would have been able to keep up if she’d been out there merrily chaosing away. Am ded.

I heard earlier in the week from reliable sources that her downfall has been coming up in casual conversation quite a bit in some circles in Southend. So I think it’s not beyond the realms of possibility that Ma and Pa H have got fed up of it all, read her the riot act, and/or sent her to her room rehab or a MH/PD specialist.

If anything like that has happened (mere speculation m’lud) it would be long overdue and frankly the only way of there being anything like a positive outcome for her. I don’t think she’ll ever get taken seriously in the media or food world again, but maybe she can learn to do something real with herself, to not be a drama llama, to not lie, to not centre herself in everything. It would take years, but it would be good if that happened, however long it took. Her shitty actions don’t only affect her, they affect other people, and that’s the problem.

I like to believe crap people can become better people. Maybe she will. Maybe not. We’ll see.


You know how we’ll know if she’s making an effort? If she closes the poxy Patreon!
 
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