I feel confident in saying that she stole the entire outfit from Mutiny on the Bounty-era David Essex
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I feel confident in saying that she stole the entire outfit from Mutiny on the Bounty-era David EssexI feel confident in saying that's not an NHS eye patch given her by a doctor.
Aha! Jackie's favourite maize-based depression duvet snacks?That’s not pond scum…
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Her left eye always looks kind of lazy to me and I don't mean just back when she was always meant to be half cut, even in the recent Guardian pic. And these crows feet are deeeeeep in a woman not yet 35 with a blank expression, its not as though she's smiling or frowning. Wonder whether she smashed the sunbeds back in the early 2000s when it was popular.
Suits the rest of her then.Her left eye always looks kind of lazy to me...
Hahahahaha. Some people are just broken in the head. Of all the causes in all the world you could advocate for. Thank god it flopped. She's not gonna show you her unruly labia y'kno David. Well not unless you show her your bank statement and its softly gently impressive. Then you might get to be one of the many many exceptions she'll break her lesbianism for.When I was looking for the forever home/childlike excitement strawberries crap I found this. In 2018 some kind soul was so moved by that piece they set up a fundraiser for her
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Well, the organizer explained it
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Posted the first donation with words of motivation and encouragement
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And…that was it. Nobody else wanted to give her their casho. Jack, did you get this money? Cos if not, David in Cheshire owes you a quid.
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*any Cheshire-adjacent fraus with OHs called David, DM me hun and if this is your Harold, I’ll let you know so you can LEFT them.
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Her left eye always looks kind of lazy to me
Was it the Stephen bear thread? I still carry the psychological scars from venturing in there. Send therapist-os.
Oh lawd, I was going through my saved files earlier and came across my Jack Slash hybrid picture. Send 344 more therapist-os.
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One of my faves. What an absolute fucking bell
I think she told the truth about lyingDo you think she's ever told the truth? About anything?
How can you not be able to wear an eyepatch properly? She’s such a spudOne of my faves. What an absolute fucking bell
Insect has bit her upper eyelid and eyebrow. Almost like she’s pinched the whole area, or done the shot glass lip challenge on her eye. Just saying.She says MY doctor, so I presume she means her gp. GPs don't give out eye patches, and why would she need one for an insect bite?
Did the insect bite her nose as well?
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Not for the 1st time we have to ask does this look like a woman who rejects femininity? A woman who is conflicted around feminine coded presentation?Just going through Gloss again perusing the many many looks of Jack and I think this is my favourite - Sideshow Bob hair plus some doilies fashioned into a disgusting year 8 fashion show style ensemble.
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She just looks so uncomfortable. She's obviously breathing in, was she planning on walking round with her stomach sucked in and shoulders hunched up by her ears all day? The Sideshow Bob hair is just the creme de la creme
So ashamed of her breasts. So ruddy, bloody ashamed.Just going through Gloss again perusing the many many looks of Jack and I think this is my favourite - Sideshow Bob hair plus some doilies fashioned into a disgusting year 8 fashion show style ensemble.
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She just looks so uncomfortable. She's obviously breathing in, was she planning on walking round with her stomach sucked in and shoulders hunched up by her ears all day? The Sideshow Bob hair is just the creme de la creme
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