This makes perfect sense to me dear heart. She's truly like a magpie picking up and stealing other people's personalities and lived experiences.
This makes perfect sense to me dear heart. She's truly like a magpie picking up and stealing other people's personalities and lived experiences.I have a theory about Jack and her parents. You know how it’s often said on here that she has this odd dichotomy of wanting to be both admired and pitied? I think that is literally the influence of her father and mother.
Admired comes from her father, she must have grown up seeing Big D being lauded from all corners and wanted a bit of that. It’s where her ridiculous attempts at swagger and toughness come from too. She’d love to be ex army, ex firefighter, have the scars and stories to show for it, to hint she’s stared into the void, done things, seen things. She wants to be tank girl, but ends up as twonk girl.
Pitied comes from her mother. Her mum, afaik, really does have some form of arthritis and maybe even walks with a stick. I bet she grew up hearing about how her poor mum works so hard, either as a nurse or later a fosterer. How how good and selfless her mum is, how she keeps going despite the pain. She also wants that, to be the martyr, bravely carrying on through the tears and pain, because her work is so important.
I hope that makes some sense, I’m still full of Covid and brain fog.
But you’re not the one making Dorito tamales for the next 35+ years so yar boo sucks... in the 00s, hate preacher (and possibly master of maverick can opening tricks Jack could never aspire to) Abu Hamza called me a whore as I tripped a bit trying to swerve him on a pavement.
FFS Frank.
And yet he was fine being looked after by his dad/someone else when she was living it up in the States for 10 days.And remember in Guardian comments (I think???) someone reasonably asked her if SB should've gone to his dad for a while during the Poverty.
She flew off the handle about 'well pardon me for not wanting MY SON to be handed over just anybody' (or words to that effect).
Whereas as Jack paints it, it is patently obvious somebody in authority (as family and friends seemed blind to it) should have been looking out for that little lad
Bin juice pesto à la mode.Whenever we have cream in the house it eventually becomes part of the “guess what I used to be” game when we clean the fridge
Jack reminds me of Kathy Burke's character from gimme gimme gimme
You could ask that question the other way round as well.I'm sure this has been discussed before I discovered these threads but how does she square her brown-nosing Nigella Mum with Nigella being a massive Tory?
Which talk was this and is there a link?I was listening again to the Greenbelt talk. Crikey she lays on thick there. Crying. But come the s*icide attempt (about 20 mins in) -
Exactly!Jack reminds me of Kathy Burke's character from gimme gimme gimme
Also a lot of confusion about her age tooExactly!
Linda la Hughes was delusional that her lack of success wasn't down to lack of talent but because other people were bastards. Also always wanging on about how gorgeous and sexy she was.
Elton John's original lyrics needed a second passUnruly labia swinging in the wind
From 2017. It was posted towards the end of the last thread I think.Which talk was this and is there a link?
Thanks, I'll have a look!From 2017. It was posted towards the end of the last thread I think.
Particularly a household run by someone who only does a £20 a week shop, who METICULOUSLY, PAINSTAKINGLY, and FORENSICALLY plans every meal to make the most of her meagre grocery haul… something smells fishy, and it’s not Jack’s grapefruit and tuna soup.What kind of household has stray pots of cream lying around?
Found it for you. It was several levels of quote post down.Thanks, I'll have a look!
Yes absolutely. This 100%.I have a theory about Jack and her parents. You know how it’s often said on here that she has this odd dichotomy of wanting to be both admired and pitied? I think that is literally the influence of her father and mother.
Admired comes from her father, she must have grown up seeing Big D being lauded from all corners and wanted a bit of that. It’s where her ridiculous attempts at swagger and toughness come from too. She’d love to be ex army, ex firefighter, have the scars and stories to show for it, to hint she’s stared into the void, done things, seen things. She wants to be tank girl, but ends up as twonk girl.
Pitied comes from her mother. Her mum, afaik, really does have some form of arthritis and maybe even walks with a stick. I bet she grew up hearing about how her poor mum works so hard, either as a nurse or later a fosterer. How how good and selfless her mum is, how she keeps going despite the pain. She also wants that, to be the martyr, bravely carrying on through the tears and pain, because her work is so important.
I hope that makes some sense, I’m still full of Covid and brain fog.
It's completely batshit! We are supposed to believe that someone so poor that they do not have a colander, DOES have a load of climbing gear knocking about?BiB: no matter how many times I think about the ridiculousness of this, it’s nothing compared to seeing it written down.
I watched the young Jack Guardian video this morning as well as the Boulevard singintheshowerfest and yes, you really see it!Particularly a household run by someone who only does a £20 a week shop, who METICULOUSLY, PAINSTAKINGLY, and FORENSICALLY plans every meal to make the most of her meagre grocery haul… something smells fishy, and it’s not Jack’s grapefruit and tuna soup.
I remember when I first visited this forum and saw speculation that Jack had regular Ocado deliveries and I thought it sounded a bit far-fetched. Oh to be so young and innocent again!
I spent a while longer not being fully sold on the ‘collapsing nose’ claims. Having just rewatched the shower twanging video reposted by @Valiofthedolls, though, I can see that the evidence is actually quite compelling.
Thanks for finding it.Found it for you. It was several levels of quote post down.
Jack Monroe #353 Jack Monroe campaigns for Jack Monroe not to be in poverty
If anyone wants to take a break from Jack's chaos and head over to Insta, Tracie Morrissey is going into an internet deep dive on 'comedian' Dane Cook and I'm here for it. Exactly up our street. She did a cracking thread on Hilaria Baldwin back in the day, as well as Jameela Jamil. She's kinda...tattle.life
Please don’t give her any more recipe ideasThat, what I can only assume is bread and butter pudding, looks like she's spatchcocked a baby sloth.
Exactly!It's completely batshit! We are supposed to believe that someone so poor that they do not have a colander, DOES have a load of climbing gear knocking about?
That's me going straight to hell in a hand cart. I just laughed so loud I startled my dogs who were all softly, gently snoozing and minding their own businessIt looks like John Merrick, god rest that poor man’s soul.
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